私家侦探（2016）

Private Eyes S02E03

Part 2 Jan. 30, 2021, 5:23 p.m.

with a student. Ellard is
学生了埃拉德学校
a prestigious institution. Students are there
久负盛名的教学机构
hitting the books, not hitting... you know.
那的学生用功读书而不是用功...你懂的
She's young, attractive, and human.
她年轻漂亮有吸引力而且有人的基本需求
Some of her students are eighteen and, like it or not,
她的一些学生正好十八岁而且不管你喜不喜欢
teenagers have sex. Hm,
青少年也有性行为嗯
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
我当作没听见你说这句话
Hold on.
等一下
Here you go.
给你
What's this? Frame told me
这是什么? 弗拉蒙告诉我
one of the gym teachers is out sick this week,
有一个体育老师这周生病了
so you're filling in. You want me to go undercover as a sub?
你去代替她你想让我去当代课老师做卧底?
Yeah. Subs are the mall cops
是的代课老师是教师圈子里
of the teaching world. Nobody takes them seriously.
最底层没人把他们当回事
Well, you go undercover all the time!
你不是总当卧底吗!
And I can't do it, I'm too famous.
而且我不能这么做我太出名了
Celebrity can be a curse, you know.
名气有时是个诅咒你知道的
I go undercover to blend in, not teach a high school class.
我当卧底为了融入环境而不是真的去教一个高中班级
What am I supposed to say to a group of hormonal teenagers?
我对着一帮荷尔蒙泛滥的青少年应该说啥啊?
It's gym! Make 'em play dodgeball or something.
那是体育课! 让他们玩躲避球什么的就行了
How does that help the case?
这怎么能帮助破这个案子?
It's gonna give you time to suss out the mysterious
这会给你时间来弄清楚那个神秘的紫色网站
purple website and look for signs of social media villainy.
并且留意学校里社交网络恶行的迹象
And in the meantime, I'll talk to Mary and send you some names.
与此同时我会跟玛丽聊聊并且发给你几个要调查的名字
Next time, I come up with the plan.
下次由我来做计划
Wow.
哇
Wish my hockey coaches looked like that.
真希望我冰球教练长得像你这样
I sense that wouldn't have helped your career any.
我觉得那并不会对你的职业发展有所帮助
OK. Frame's on her way.
好了弗拉蒙要过来了
All we gotta do now is keep a low profile, try to fit in.
我们只需要保持低调试着打入他们内部
Mr. Shade? I'm sorry, you are?
谢德先生? 不好意思你是?
Brie, from the column "Briefly with Brie". I write
我是布里《布里简报》的专栏作者我正为
for "The Ellard Voice". And you must be the new gym teacher.
《埃拉德之声》写文章你一定是那个新来的体育老师吧
How do you know so much about us?
你怎么知道这么多?
Ear to the ground, finger on the pulse...
眼观四路耳听八方...
How about a quote for my readers? Sure, uh...
给我的读者留个金句吧? 当然可以呃...
"If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up someplace else."
"心中若无方向道路必然偏离"
Great, thank you.
太好了谢谢你
So much for keeping a low profile, Yogi Berra.
这可不是保持低调尤吉·贝拉
Ah, Principal Frame,
啊弗拉蒙校长
this is Angie, my partner, and your new gym teacher.
这是安吉我的搭档也是你的新体育老师
Thank you for coming. Which way to the gym?
谢谢你能来体育馆在哪边?
Athletics building. Your gym has its own building?
在体育楼你们还有专门的体育楼?
Do you have your own restaurant, too?
你们不会还有自己的餐厅吧?
Yes.
是的
There's a map in there, plus a list of your students.
这里有张地图还有你的学生名单
You're in classroom 212, down the hall.
你上课的教室是212 走廊的尽头
Uh... classroom?
额...教室?
I... I thought we were playing dodgeball.
我...我以为我们只是玩玩躲避球
The current unit is sexual education.
当下的课程是性教育
Don't worry, Angie's a pro;
别担心安吉是专业的
it'll be the best hour those kids ever had.
那些孩子将会度过他们最欢愉的时光
Ahem! That came out wrong.
咳咳! 是我又说错话了
Sex Ed?! I know,
性教育?! 我知道
I'm way more qualified to teach that.
我更有资格教这个
Stop it. Seriously, what am I supposed to do?
别扯了说认真的我该怎么办?
You're a sub! Show 'em a video.
你是个代课老师! 给他们放个片子
Good morning, class. I...
早上好同学们我...
am your substitute, Miss Everett.
是你们的代课老师爱维利特
Today, for...
今天上...
sex ed, we're gonna watch a video.
性教育我们要看个片子
Does anyone know how to set up the DVD player?
有人知道怎样用那个DVD播放器吗?
Ok!
好吧!
Miss Sinclair.
辛克莱老师
Mr. Shade. What are you doing here?
谢德先生你怎么在这里?
Uh, Principal Frame asked me to stop by and talk
呃弗拉蒙校长让我过来跟
to some of the students that are falling behind.
一些学习跟不上的学生谈一谈
That's kind of you. People give up too easily
你人真是太好了人们太容易对孩子们的教育
on kids these days. I know what it feels like to lose your way.
轻言放弃了我知道那种迷失方向的感觉
We're all just human. According to Jules,
我们都是人茱尔斯说
you're superhuman. She's a really big fan.
你是超人她是你的超级粉丝
Is she doing OK in your class? Oh, absolutely.
她在你班里表现得好吗? 噢当然很好
Jules is a great student. She's inquisitive,
茱尔斯是个很好的学生她勤学好问
perceptive and engaged. I only asked because
观察敏锐而且上课投入我之所以这么问是因为
she stopped by your office last Thursday for some extra help.
她上星期四路经你的办公室去寻求额外帮助了
Last Thursday...
上星期四...
Oh, I had a doctor's appointment.
噢我上周四约了医生
Gotcha. Well, good to know she's not failing.
怪不得好的我很高兴知道她没考砸
Oh, far from it. Please tell her I'm sorry I missed her.
噢完全没有请告诉她我很抱歉上周四没让她找到我
I will, thanks.
我会的谢谢
Uh, anyone I should look out for?
呃有谁是我需要特别注意的吗?
I'm sorry? My talk, this afternoon.
不好意思您的意思是? 我今天下午的谈话
Standing up there in front of all the kids,
面对那么多孩子
I'm sure I'm gonna get eaten alive.
我相信我会被活活吞了的
Marty Austin. Class clown.
马迪·奥斯汀班上的淘气包
He likes to make his friends laugh by embarrassing adults.
他喜欢让大人们出丑来逗笑他的朋友们
Look for the Bieber hair. Gotcha. Thanks.
那孩子留了个比伯发型懂了谢谢
What happens if you wait until you're married and then you have
要是你等到结婚才第一次做♥爱♥
sex for the first time and discover you don't like it?
然后发现你不喜欢性生活怎么办?
You know, there's gotta be great communication and understanding.
你需要更多的交流和理解
Hey! Hey, how's it going?
嗨! 嗨怎么样了?
Well, the room smells like bubble gum and Axe body spray.
整个教室都是泡泡糖和身体喷雾的味道
Where are you on the suspect? Uh, Marty Austin.
你嫌疑人查得怎么样了? 呃马迪·奥斯汀
See if he's in your class. Mary says he's always on her case.
看看他在不在你班上玛丽说她总是对这个男孩多加注意
Got him.
看到他了
Might not be that great. I find it's hard
可能体验不那么好我觉得谈论
to talk about sex. It is very...
性♥爱♥有些困难这是个非常...
Marty, no texting in class. Can I have that, please?
马迪上课不能发短♥信♥ 我能没收你的手♥机♥吗?
Only if you put your number in there.
如果你把你的手♥机♥号♥存进去的话可以啊
Ha ha ha. Grow two feet and add fifteen years
哈哈你要是再长高两英尺再长大十五年
and I'll turn you down properly.
我就会以正确的方式来拒绝你
we are really united with someone,
我们真正跟一个人连结在一起
does that have to happen? The advice I'd give could be,
那种状况一定会发生吗? 我的建议是
not to only focus your relationship on that because
不要仅仅把你的注意力集中在男女关系上
that's not what it's all about.
因为人生的意义远大于此
Miss Everett?
爱维利特老师?
Yeah? The movie's done. It was quick.
嗯? 片子结束了挺短的
It happens.
有时会这样
O... K, well, uh...
好...吧好的...
Does... anyone
有...谁
have any... questions about sex?
有什么关于...性的问题吗?
Oh dear...
喔天啊...
How can teenagers still have so many questions
青少年怎么可能还有这么多关于性的问题呢?!
about sex?! Haven't they heard of the internet?
他们没上过网吗?
Have you been on the internet? I've looked through Marty's
你当时上过网吗? 我翻了翻马迪的手♥机♥
phone and I found an app called PeriWink.
然后我找到了一个叫"美人流波"的应用
Never heard of it. Basically a private version
从没听说过基本上是脸书的私密版
of Facebook. You can create an alias and send secure messages
你可以创造一个化名并且向其他用户发送私密的信息
to other users. And it's purple. Look.
而且它是紫色的看
Huh! Did you find "Studentstud2000"?
哈! 那你找到"种马学生2000号♥"了吗?
That's the problem, it's members only. I can't join
问题就在这只有成员可以使用它
unless I'm invited by an existing user.
只有其他成员邀请我我才能加入
You want my PeriWink login? Why?
你想让我登录"美人流波"? 为什么?
I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important, honey.
亲爱的如果这事不重要我不会找你的
Important like sending Angie undercover
这事就像把安吉派去当性感的性教育代课老师
as the hot sex ed teacher? You know about that?
那么重要? 你知道这事?
Yeah, you're trending. Hashtag "Hoteverett".
是啊你可火了话题标签是#热辣爱维利特#
Dad, what's going on?
老爸到底怎么回事?
I know you're not here as a guest speaker.
我知道你不是过来给学生们演讲的
We're working a case I couldn't tell you about.
我们在办一个案子不能告诉你细节