夜间法庭（2023）

Night Court S01E15

Part 3 July 18, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

我可能要用你这本事做点坏事了
I may have to use this superpower of yours for evil.
你是说想让我帮你认识大家?
-You mean you want me to help you meet people?
这不是什么坏事这只是普通用法而已
That's not using it for evil. That's using it for normal.
唔这就没那么有趣了但是...
-Huh. That seems less fun, but...
好的
okay.
看啊看啊看啊
-Well, well, well.
如果有谁是我没料到会出席
If there was one person I didn't expect to see
丹的送别派对那就是丹了
at Dan's going-away party, it's Dan.
-真有趣 -哦很好
-Very funny. -Oh, good, 'cause
因为我要用这句话作为我演讲的开头
I'm starting my speech with it.
到时候会有眼泪会有欢笑
There's gonna be tears, there's gonna be laughter,
许多包袱笑料还有一些集体参与内容
a lot of observational humor, and some crowd work.
没错你看这个人就知道我在说什么
Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
这些人都是从什么地方冒出来的?
-Who the hell are all these people?
哦是啊嗯一些来自这个法♥院♥
-Oh, okay, well, there's some from the courthouse,
一些是以前的客户嗯还有些法律界的大人物
some former clients, um, a few legal bigwigs.
为了让他们来这我不得不和他们说
To get them here, I had to tell them
他们得到了一个奖项提名
they were nominated for an award,
所以你到时必须要颁一点奖项
so you're gonna have to hand out some awards.
但大多数人来这是为了欢送你
But mostly people are here to celebrate you.
-希望你做好准备了 -哦我都准备好了
Hope you're ready for it. -Oh, I'm definitely ready.
行李已经打包也在优步上叫了车
My bags are packed, the Uber's ordered,
而我一听到有人敲玻璃杯...叮...我就第一时间离开
and I leave the first time I hear any glasses...ding.
译者:应该在很多剧里也看到过吧，在酒会之类讲话前
敲下杯子提醒大家看过来
哦你不能离开你自己的派对
-Oh, you can't leave your own party.
很多人来这里就是想要告诉你
There's a lot of people here who want to tell you
你对他们是多么重要
how much you mean to them.
所以你得好好坐下来和每一个菲尔丁的铁粉谈谈
So you have to sit and listen to every last Fielding fan.
不不不我准会有办法躲开所有的谈话的
-No, no, no. I have a surefire way out of any conversation.
你看诀窍就是给自己杯里就留下点底酒
See, the trick is just to have a little of your drink left
然后在任何时候你都可以离开只要说
so that at any moment, you can go,
"唔哦! 该去续杯酒了!"
"Uh-oh! Time for a refill!"
嘿！这有个瞪着眼的人
-Hey! There's the man of the glower.
你说我能把这用在我的演讲里!
-You said I could use that in my speech!
-你还是能用啊 -但他已经听到了
-You still can. -But he's already heard it.
哦看哪是时候去续杯酒了
-Oh, look at that. Time for a refill.
好了古尔斯打开你脑子里的魔法盒子
-Alright, Gurgs, open up that magic box of a brain of yours
然后告诉我这里的谁谁能帮上我
and tell me the who's who of the who's here who can help me.
好的额让我看看
-Okay, uh, let's see.
哦嗯高级预算分♥析♥师伯尼.埃弗拉因
Oh, uh, Senior Budget Analyst Bernie Efrain.
市长的幕僚长苏珊.麦克塔维什
The Mayor's Chief of Staff, Susan McTavish.
-托尼.丹扎 -托尼.丹扎？
Tony Danza. -Tony Danza?
尼尔以为是演员托尼·丹扎，主演过"十二怒汉""好警♥察♥"等
高级法律档案管♥理♥员♥ 托诺万.丹扎
-Senior Law Librarian Tonathan Danza.
不过也还是很不错的
Still a pretty good get, though.
哦那个被很多人围着的女人是谁?
-Ooh, what about that woman surrounded by people?
-她看上去很重要的样子 -那是艾米莉.卡朋特
She looks important. -That's Emily Carpenter.
她是个从英国来的律师
She's a lawyer visiting from England.
一个大律师
-[ Gasps ] A barrister.
barrister在英国用的比较多，可以专指那种有资格出席高等法庭辩护的律师
也就是以前港片里出现的大律师这个头衔
根据汇率
With the exchange rate,
他们约等于1.18个美国律师
they're worth 1.18 American lawyers.
-把她的事都告诉我 -她和一个医生结了婚
Tell me everything. -She's married to a doctor,
她生活在肖尔迪奇还养了一条约克犬
she lives in Shoreditch, and she breeds Yorkies.
肖尔迪奇是伦敦最具有创造力和文化活力的行政区之一，与纽约布鲁克林、
柏林米特区、巴黎玛黑区并称为全球四大创意街区。
嗯！
-Mm!
卡朋特女士很高兴再次见到你
Ms. Carpenter, so lovely to see you again.
你家的狗这个月发♥情♥了吗?
Are your bitches in heat this month?
你帮我策划的这个派对太让我满意了
-You did such an amazing job helping me plan this party.
而且你还忍♥住了冲动没有买♥♥充气城♥堡♥
And you resisted the urge to get a bounce house!
我真为你骄傲
I'm so proud of you.
我知道丹不会脱下他的鞋的
-I knew Dan would never take his shoes off.
我自己的饭吃到一半就脱了
I took mine off halfway through lunch.
他就叫我是共♥党♥分子
He called me a communist.
我只是高兴我们这些时间能待在一起
I'm just excited we actually get to spend some time together.
啊你知道的我喜欢和....
-Aww. You know I love spending time with --
哦抱歉
Oh. Sorry.
-你好? -改变计划
Hello? -Change of plans.
我们必须今晚就把埃尔默救出来
We have to break Elmer out tonight.
今晚不行我以为我们说好的是明天
-I can't tonight. I-I thought we agreed on tomorrow.
他们要把他移到三楼
-They're moving him to the third floor!
的确他的新房♥间有个步入式浴室
Sure, his new room has a walk-in bath
还有看起来不错的喂鸟器
and a view of the good bird feeder,
但对越狱来说太高了
but it's too high for a prison break.
哦求求你了法官阁下
Oh, please, Judge.
好吧好吧
-Okay. Yeah.
额我这就来
Uh, I'm on my way.
好了别生气我只是必须要去帮某人个忙
Okay. Don't be mad. I just have to go help someone.
等等什么现在?!
-Wait. What. Now?!
我知道这样不太好但我很快就会回来
-I know it's not ideal, but I'll be right back.
玩的愉快点等他们把
Enjoy the party. When they start
蟹球端出来的时候请忍♥住别笑出来
bringing out the crab balls, just please don't laugh.
艾比这是个为你朋友举办的派对
-Abby, t-this is a party for your friend.
我喜欢和陌生人聊天
I love small talk with strangers.
我已经说的很清楚了但人是有极限的！
I've made that very clear. But a man has his limits!
我还以为我们可以一起玩
I thought we were gonna get to hang out together.
你知道我也想但你也应该明白
-You know I want to, but you also know
我的工作对我有多么重要
how important my work is to me.
但我也很重要不是吗？
-But aren't I important, too?
当然我只是不能让其他事干扰我的工作
-Of course. I'm just not used to distractions from work.
-所以我是干扰? -不我不是这个意思
-I'm a distraction? -No, that's not what I meant.
我很抱歉我现在没时间谈这个
I-I'm sorry. I don't have time to get into this now.
我很快就会回来好吗?
I'm gonna be right back, okay?
如果这就是蟹球那就别拿来了
-If those are crab balls, don't even bother.
我现在没心情笑这对我来说浪费了
I'm not in the mood to laugh. They'd be wasted on me.
你在这啊
-There you are.
出了点小问题... 我得先走了
Little update -- I have to leave.
-哦太好了我和你一起走 -不行你得留在
-Oh, perfect. I'll go with you. -No, you have to stay
你的派对上但我很快就会回来
at your party, but I'll be back soon.
我只是要去帮下某人的忙
I just have to go help someone really quick.
-听起来还行 -千万别走啊
-Sounds about right. -Don't go anywhere.
我回来的了要和你好好道别
I want to say a proper goodbye when I get back.
丹嗯我要和一个更重要的人谈谈
-Dan. Um, I have someone more important to talk to,
所以我猜这是...
so I guess this is...
你猜的没错
-It is.
我们的告别会不会也这样草草了事?
Any chance that our goodbye will be that cut and dry?
不会的
-It won't.
向我保证你会待在这
Please promise me you'll be here.
好吧我保证
-Fine. I promise.
我他妈该拿这个怎么办呢? 我说了只要杯底有酒就行
The hell am I supposed to do with this? I said a splash.
这里splash是个调酒时用的单位，1 splash≤ 1Dash=5ml
丹丹丹我真的有很多话要对你说
-Dan, Dan, Dan, there's just so much I have to say.
哦你知道吗? 我要去拿杯酒额
-Oh, you know what? I've got to get a drink, uh,
已经在我手里了
which I have in my hand.
那么 "亲爱的丹..."
-Anyway, "Dear, Dan..."
我知道我想说什么? 别别说了
-You know what? No. Please don't.
别继续说下去了你知道为什么?
Don't say anymore. You know why?
因为嗯我要你跟我走
Because, um, I want you to come with me.
对！把这里的一切都抛下！
Sure! Leave it all behind!
额 "菲尔丁法官和尼尔书♥记♥"
Uh, "Judge Fielding and Neil Clerk."
你知道我做不到我刚有了个女朋友
-You know I can't. I have a girlfriend now.
哦这对我来说太糟了
-Oh, that's just too bad for me.
那么好吧你走吧我不要再看到你
Then fine. Just go. I can't look at you.
这太伤我心了啊啊...
It hurts too much. Ahh...
他走了吗? 我忍♥不下去了
He gone? I can't take it.
我不能再多听这种情绪化的谈话了
I can't listen to any more emotional talk.
艾比和我吵架了
-Abby and I had a fight.
继续
-Go ahead.
就是考虑到她现在的情况
-Just with everything she's got going on,
我觉得就像她身边已经没有我的位置了
I feel like there's no space for me.
听着兰德我很久以前就结婚了
- Look, Rand, I was married for a long time,