夜间法庭（2023）

Night Court S01E06

Part 3 April 28, 2023, 11:20 a.m.

你能让他们冷静下来
You can get them to calm down.
你知道吗？是啊我明白该怎么做了
-You know what? Yeah, I got this.
无论昼夜法庭都是错的！
-Day or night, court's not right!
无论昼夜法庭都是错的！
Day or night, court's not right!
-泽维尔.劳伦斯 -怎么？
-Xavier Lawrence. -Yeah?
还有位置没？
-You got room for one more?
对不起我不小心拿了我的科学作业
-Sorry, I grabbed my science homework by mistake.
古尔斯你这是做什么？
-Gurgs, what are you doing?
我在支持我的侄子
-I'm supporting my nephew.
嘿麦克斯我知道这时候不太合适
-Hey, Max, I know it's not the best time,
但她回了我三个点
but I'm getting the three dots.
今晚我要办70个案子古尔斯而且因为我的魔术表演
-I got 70 cases tonight, Gurgs, and we already started late
我们开始的时间就已经晚了
'cause I did that magic show.
你知道我有义务上报这事
You know I'm obligated to report this.
-我知道规矩 -好吧那就帮帮我
-I do know protocol. -Well, then, help me out.
我明白你的但你可能会失去工作
I hear you, but you could lose your job.
你确定要这样吗？
Are you sure about this?
当我喊“起立” 你们就回“明白”
-When I say "all rise," you say "get wise."
-起立！ -明白！
-All rise! -Get wise!
-起立！ -明白！
-All rise! -Get wise!
-起立！ -明白！
-All rise! -Get wise!
-起立！ -明白！
-All rise! -Get wise!
显然克莱尔是最不卖♥♥力的
-Claire is clearly the weakest chanter.
明白！
-Get wise!
尼尔他们侵占了我的法庭
-Neil, they're trespassers in my courtroom,
这意味着我们不得不上报他们的事
which means we have no choice but to report them.
-所以你能上报他们吗？ -我不想这么做
-So can you report them? -I don't want to do that.
我也不想
-Neither do I.
这有个经验之谈
-Here's a good rule of thumb.
如果连你都害怕做什么事
If you're too scared to do something,
那我肯定更害怕去做
I'm definitely too scared to do it.
好吧这是份请♥愿♥单我是来做联络人的
-Okay, I'm here as a liaison with a list of demands.
“我们抗♥议♥者不会沉默直到我们收到”
"We the protesters will not be silenced until we receive,"
额所有这些
uh, all of these.
这些孩子想要一瓶麦卡伦单麦芽苏格兰威士忌？
-The children demand a bottle of Macallan single malt scotch?
哦是的他们坚称自己已经18岁了不是12岁
-Oh, yes, and they insist on the 18-year, not the 12.
这些孩子有品位
These kids have taste.
你怎么能把这事当笑话看？
-How can you just treat this like a joke?
就我在这法庭上看见的那些事来说
-Of the things that I have seen in this court,
这都排不进前二十
this doesn't even break the top 20.
既没有炸♥弹♥ 又没有人♥质♥
There are no bombs, there are no hostages,
也没有心怀不满的术士
no disgruntled warlocks.
这只能算小儿科
This is a snooze.
哦古尔斯谢天谢地抗♥议♥结束了？
-Oh, Gurgs, thank God. Is the protest over?
没有我来这是提要求的
-No, I'm here with our demands.
额额你在说什么啊？
-Uh, uh, what are you talking about?
我才带来了我们的要求
I just brought our demands.
好吧好吧
Alright, fine.
这些要求是我提的但我是否高兴对他们很重要
These are for me, but my happiness is important to them.
尼尔你错过好戏了
-Neil, you're missing it.
他们开始用你喊口号♥了
They started a chant about you.
“书♥记♥是个混♥蛋♥！”
"Clerks are jerks!"
我在外边有更大的麻烦了
-I got bigger problems out here.
我给那护士发了个自♥拍♥
I sent the nurse a selfie
然后她在背景里看到了所有的孩子
and she saw all the kids in the background.
-现在她觉得这些都是我的孩子 -什么？为什么她会这么想？
-Now she thinks they're my kids. -What? Why would she think that?
我告诉她他们是我的孩子
-I told her they were my kids.
我不知道该怎么办
I didn't know what to do.
我的正义伙伴不在边上所以我慌了
My Justice Buddy wasn't around, so I panicked.
对不起你是说你
-Sorry that a 12-year-old
让一个12岁的孩子在你的感情生活当二传手
dropped the ball on your love life.
嗯这场小抗♥议♥对我来说是个好消息
Well, this little protest really worked out well for me.
我拍了一些那个煽动者的女王蜂克莱尔的照片
I got some photos of that little queen bee agitator, Claire.
他们看到之后她就永远别想进地检办公室工作了
She will never work in a D.A.'s office after they see this.
哦这简直是断了她前程！
Oh, it is a career killer!
你知道我们在说的是个孩子吧？
-You do know we're talking about a child?
她还没有职业
She doesn't have a career.
我知道啊而且我打算让她保持这状态
-Yeah, and I intend to keep it that way.
他们还希望对司法体系进行全面改革
-They would also like a complete overhaul of the judicial system,
废除选举团制度
the abolishment of the Electoral College,
（选举团制，由各州选举人选出的538名选举人组成的选举团履行选举总统和副总统职责）
以及一个饼皮下烤着多利多兹的大芝士披萨
and a large cheese pizza with Doritos baked into the crust.
其中一些要求真的很扯淡
-Some of those are really tricky.
我都不知道我该怎么搞定披萨那条
I don't know how I'm going to do that pizza thing.
我们就不让这事就这么结束？我不是反对抗♥议♥
Can we just end this? I'm not anti-protest.
我参加了所有妇女游♥行♥
I went to all the women's marches,
也参加了我以为是反对歧视老年人的游♥行♥
and the march I thought was against ageism
但其实是一辆赌场巴士坏了
but turned out to be a casino bus that broke down.
那些老奶奶都不知道怎么换轮胎吗？
-None of those grandmas knew how to change a tire?
最伟大的一代...个屁！
Greatest generation, my butt!
我亲身经历过这个系统的失败
-I know firsthand how this system fails,
而且你知道我一直很努力的试图使事态好转
and you know I try really hard to make things better,
但他们正用一些
but they are blaming me for something
我无能为力的事情责怪我
that I can't do anything about.
这不公平
It's just unfair.
感觉很不好是吧？
-That's not a good feeling, right?
当事情很不公平而你
When things are unfair and there's nothing
对此无能为力
you can do about it.
这会让你...我也说不好...
Makes you want to -- I don't know --
边举个牌子边喊口号♥ 或者其他什么的
pick up a sign and yell or something.
我很喜欢在这工作也很喜欢和你共事
I like working here. I like working with you.
但这里的确有些案子
But there are cases that come through here
让我很恼火
that just get under my skin.
别的晚上我也就忍♥过去了
Most nights, I can push past it.
但今晚不同
Tonight was different.
好吧我说服那些孩子接受更合理的条件了
-Alright, so, I've talked the kids down to something more reasonable.
他们想要每周在棕榈酒店和我共进午餐
They want to have a weekly luncheon with me at The Palm.
不设预算限制
No budgetary restrictions.
哦是啊他们要去学校
Oh, yeah, and they'll be in school
所以他们参加不了
so they won't be able to attend.
你知道吗我刚意识到一件事
-You know, I just realized something.
在这件事里我才是反派
I'm the bad guy in this situation.
这对你一定很难
-Must be hard for you.
我是说我已经做了大约45分钟好人了
I mean, I've been the good guy for like 45 minutes,
这真令人陶醉
and it's pretty intoxicating.
我不知道还能不能变回原样
Don't know if I'll ever be able to go back.
你是在利用孩子们骗吃骗喝
-You're using children to scam booze.
我很确定你肯定能变得回去
I'm pretty sure you'll be able to go back.
听着你说过你所身处的这个体制
-Look, you said yourself that you're part of a system
并非一直正确的
that doesn't always get it right,
这也就是说有时候你就是会成为反派
which means that sometimes you're gonna be the bad guy.
你懂我的意思吗？我...我是想告诉你
You know what? I'm -- I'm gonna tell you
有些你很难听到的事情
something that's gonna be difficult for you to hear,
而我会有些经验之谈
but I know from experience.
这和你无关丹
This isn't about you, Dan.
抱歉我只是习惯了
Sorry, I've just never heard that sentence
听到这句话用"丹"做结尾
without the word "Dan" at the end of it.
所以我猜我得针对他们想个解决办法
-So I guess I got to figure out a way to make it about them.
或者我们干脆把这全关了
-Or we could just shut this whole place down
这样我就再也不用回来了
and I would never have to come back.
你要知道一个真正的好人是会帮我的
-You know, a real good guy would help me.
好吧好吧
-Yeah, okay.
这样吧我们去棕榈酒店
Tell you what -- Let's go get a table
找张桌子坐下慢慢说
at The Palm and figure this out.
你在那拿什么嗯？庆祝用的可乐吗？
-What you got there, hmm? A little celebratory cola?
自我感觉很良好是吗？
Feeling pretty good about yourself, huh?
嗯你要知道这种博眼球的事情可是会让你
Well, you should know stunts like this can really hurt
失去进法律学院和未来工作的机会的
your chances with law school and future employers.
你是要威胁我？
-Are you blackmailing me?
我有吗？
-Should I be?
得了吧我能把这些照片像CD机一样轮圈放...