杰茜驾到（2011）
New Girl S05E15
Part 1
Nov. 20, 2020, 3:19 p.m.
Damn it. How do you spell "Boudoir"?
该死 闺房♥怎么写
I'm so far off, I'm not getting the auto-correct.
我太落后了 连自动纠正功能都没有
So which girl are you texting now, the coffin-maker?
你又在给哪个女孩发短♥信♥ 那个做棺材的
Oh, you're thinking about Jamie.
你说的是杰米
Nah, nah. She kinda disappeared
不是她 最近是旺季
into her busy season,
她基本上消失了
so this is Rhonda.
这个是兰达
Oh, is this the girl with the yogurt mouth?
是那个酸奶嘴女孩吗
That's Simi Valley Sue.
那是西米谷的苏
Rhonda is Willem Dafoe's assistant.
兰达是威廉·达福的助手
No, she's n... Rhonda's the army reservist.
不 她是... 兰达是那个预备役军人
Boy, you are on such a tear
天哪 你对女人的品味
with the ladies, Winston.
真糟糕 温斯顿
Your boy cleanin' up.
我最近好很多了
Not thinking about Aly.
我不是在想艾丽
And Rhonda, you know, she's cool, man.
至于兰达 她很酷
I'm having the most fun with her.
我和她相处得很开心
She really keeps me on my toes.
她让我一点空闲时间都没有
And y'all know Winston love being on his toes.
你们知道温斯顿最喜欢没有空闲时间了
Definitely, definitely.
当然 当然
You know, actually, She's poppin' by later.
事实上 她一会要过来
You guys will get to meet her before the wedding.
婚礼之前你们就能见到她
Before the... She's coming to our wedding? Yes.
她要来我们的婚礼吗 是的
Winston, you're gonna bring this
温斯顿 你要把这个暂时的约会对象
flavor of the month to our wedding?
带到我们的婚礼上
Well, I was... She's gonna be in wedding photos?
她会出现在婚礼照片里
Are you kidding me?
你不是在开玩笑吧
Oh, gather round, grandchildren.
过来 孙子们
Look at uncle Winston, and this woman
看看温斯顿叔叔 和这个女人
who is not Willem Dafoe's assistant.
她不是威廉·达福的助手
Well, I am excited to meet her.
我倒是很想见见她
Can you tell us some basics?
你能告诉我们一些基本情况吗
Her-her last name, her rank...
她姓什么 她的军衔...
Yeah, I don't know any of that stuff.
我一点也不知道
I've only been on two dates with her, so...
我只和她约会过两次 所以...
Two dates, how do we even know
两次约会 我们都无法确定
that she's fighting for our army?
她在我们国家的军队服役
Hey! Are we looking at the owner of a new used car?
你买♥♥到新的二手车了吗
No. I wish.
没有 我倒希望
Billy from car county started playing misogynist bingo
我一进门 车行的比利
with me as soon as I walked in the door.
就开始表现得歧视女性
He called me "Dollface."
他管我叫娃娃脸
Started pointing out all the room in the trunk
向我指出卡车里面
for my shopping bags.
可以放我购物袋的空间
Then, he explained four-wheel drive to me.
然后 他向我解释了四轮驱动
I don't need four-wheel drive explained.
我才不需要别人给我解释四轮驱动
It's very well named.
听名字就知道什么意思了
Like world series of poker champion, Chris Moneymaker.
就像世界扑克冠军 印钞机克里斯
Continue, though.
继续说
Okay, you know how you get back at this guy?
你知道应该怎么报复这个男的吗
Huh. You do the entire thing online.
你应该在网上做这些事情
You set up an e-mail address,
你注册一个电子邮箱
but under a dude's name.
用男人的名字
Yes. I love it.
对 我喜欢
Help! Help!
救命啊 救命啊
There's some lunatic after me!
有个疯子在追我
Oh, my god! Call 911!
我的天啊 打911
Call 911!
打911
Please, somebody help me.
来个人帮帮我吧
Winston! Winston, go...!
温斯顿 温斯顿 快去
Oh, my god! Stay there! Wait!
天哪 别动 等等
Don't pull it out.
不要拔♥出♥来♥
You just got Rhonda'd.
你们被兰达整了
Rhonda'd!
被整了
What's your last name?
你贵姓啊
I'm almost done with my "Jeff Day" E-mail to the dealer.
我快要写好杰夫·戴给代理商的邮件了
I've constructed a very rich back story for him.
我给他编了一个非常丰富的背景
Listen to this, listen to this. Okay.
听听这个 听听这个 好
He wrote this while on break from his job,
他的工作是挂电♥话♥线
which is hanging telephone line.
他在工作的间隙写了这封信
He should have a desk job by now,
他现在本来应该已经有一份办公室工作
but the ground has always been trouble for him.
但地面对他来说很困扰
Yeah, the poles are safer.
对 电线杆上要安全一些
And sometimes, at dusk, he can see his buddies
有时在黄昏时刻 他能从沙漠风暴里
from desert storm dancing in the static.
看到他的兄弟们在静电里舞蹈
That's beautiful. Yeah, it's okay.
这故事真美 一般啦
So you need a dude pass before you send it off, right?
所以你发送之前需要参考一下男人的意见是吗
No, I don't need a dude pass.
不是 我不需要男人的意见
No, no. Listen to this.
不不 听听这个
My wife is on my nuts.
我老婆坐在我的蛋蛋上
I need two grand off the msrp.
在建议零售价上给我少两块钱
Go, clips.
上啊
Go, clips! Good, yeah.
上啊 很不错
Hey, Nick, if anyone's gonna give Jess a dude pass,
尼克 如果要有人给杰茜男人的意见
It's gonna be me.
那个人一定是我
A dude pass.
是男人的意见
Not a pretty-boy pass.
不是漂亮男孩的意见
Not a "I make my money from my mind" pass.
不是我在想象中赚钱的人意见
Not a "I look like the cute benchwarmer on an NBA team,
不是我看起来像个可爱的NBA球队候补球员
but I'm not good enough to play."
但我不够资格上场
Are you done? After I take my dude pass,
你说够了没 在我提出男人的意见后
why don't you take a short guy pass?
你给个矮子的意见
Why don't you take a snake voice pass?
你怎么不给个声音像蛇的人的意见
Is it frustrating for you when you go to concerts
你去看演唱会的时候会不会特别难过
and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
因为你太矮了看不到舞台
It can be.
会这样
It can be!
会这样
I know we're in an awkward situation.
我知道我们现在很尴尬
I used to date Nick, now I'm dating Sam, again.
我跟尼克约过会 现在我又和萨姆约会
I thought we were over all this.
我以为这些都过去了
And now every time I turn around,
现在我一转身
you guys are in some kind of turf war.
就能看到你们俩像争地盘一样吵架
Are we in a turf war? I didn't even notice, you punk.
我们在争地盘吗 我都没注意 混♥蛋♥
This can't go on forever.
你们不能一直这样了
Let's just get our emotions out there.
我们干脆说出自己的感受
Let's just express ourselves...
表达自己的想法
I'm good. I don't...
我就算了 我不...
I got nothing. Yeah, I mean, everything's fine.
我没什么要说的 一切都很好啊
You feel good? Yeah, I feel great.
你感觉怎么样 我感觉很好
You feel good, I feel good.
你感觉很好 我也感觉很好
Yeah, I got nothing to talk about, yeah. We're good, man.
我没什么要说的 我们很好 哥们
I don't feel nothin' towards you man.
我对你没有任何感觉
You can spit on the bottom of my shoe, dude.
你可以在我的鞋底吐痰 哥们
Let's...
我们...
This is what you want for our nuptials?
你想让我们的婚礼变成这个样子吗
Shenanigans?
恶作剧
This is our wedding, Cece,
这是我们的婚礼 希希
Not "Ernest goes to our wedding."
可不能闹乌龙的
Can't we just revoke Winston's plus one?
我们就不能取消温斯顿的女伴吗
Okay, look, I'm sure there's more to Rhonda
我相信兰达一定
than just pranks, all right?
不只会恶作剧
We owe it to Winston to get to know her.
我们答应温斯顿要多了解她
Well, let's start at the beginning.
我们从头开始
Tell us about your childhood. Where'd you grow up?
跟我们谈谈你的童年吧 你在哪长大的
Well, I grew up in Baltimore. Oh.
我在巴尔的摩长大的
I don't like to talk about it
我不太喜欢
around new people,
在不熟的人面前谈这个
but we were homeless.
我们那时候无家可归
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
很抱歉
I had no idea.
怎么会这样
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