宿敌：贝蒂和琼（2017）

Feud: Bette and Joan S01E08

Part 2 July 3, 2020, 3:59 p.m.

如果我能在一部独♥立♥电影里
And if I deliver a fine performance
交出不错的表演
in an independent picture...
你也知道学院喜欢褒奖
I mean, you know how the Academy loves to reward
这样的转型
that kind of star turn.
他们给钱不多
They're not paying much.
我可以自降片酬
I'll accept a reduced salary,
但他们能报销我女仆的旅费吗
but will they cover the travel expenses for my maid?
恐怕不能
I'm afraid not.
那就当是冒险了
Well, it'll be an adventure.
那我们谈谈另一个慷慨的提议
Well, let's talk about the other very generous offer
来自西蒙与舒斯特出版公♥司♥
from Simon & Schuster.
给女性的生活建议书
Lifestyle advice book for women.
琼·克劳馥女士是如何打理家具的
How does Joan Crawford keep her house?
她如何开晚餐派对
How does she throw a dinner party?
她如何保养她著名的腿
How does she maintain those famous legs?
这种东西还有市场吗
Is there still a market for something like that?
当然了琼
Of course there is, Joan.
你是个偶像人物
You're an icon.
我们会给你找台最好的磁带录音机
We'll get you a state of the art tape recorder.
你可以把想法记录下来
You can get your thoughts down.
我们会雇人去打出来
We'll hire someone to type it up.
如果书大卖♥♥ 有可能
And if the book is a hit, potentially,
会成为打出品牌的好机会
it's a huge branding opportunity.
琼·克劳馥行李箱
Joan Crawford luggage,
琼·克劳馥晚餐用具
Joan Crawford dinnerware,
琼·克劳馥塑料家具罩
Joan Crawford plastic furniture covers.
那很不错
I would love that.
1969年
伦敦
抱歉
Sorry.
琼·克劳馥
Joan Crawford.
离家4000英里
4,000 miles from home,
你看上去却像从麦柯杂♥志♥封面上下来的一样
and you look like you stepped off the pages of McCall's.
弗雷迪·弗朗西斯我是导演
Freddie Francis, your director.
我看起来不糟糕吗
I don't look a mess?
没有车来接我去饭店
You know, the car never arrived to take me to the hotel,
我只能叫了辆出租车
so I had to hire a cab
从机场径直来了这里
to bring me straight here from the airport.
很抱歉
My apologies.
我们的电影才刚起步
We're still getting our little production up on its feet.
请放心
But rest assured,
《类人猿》将会成为一流的电影
Trog is going to be a first-rate production.
类人猿类人猿是什么
Trog? What is Trog?
就是一种穴居人
As in troglodyte.
类人猿就是电影的片名
Trog-- it's the title of the movie.
我以为片名叫做《缺失的一环》
I thought the picture was entitled The Missing Link.
我们改了片名这样海报更能吸引眼球
We changed it to pop out on the posters.
想象一下《类人猿》
Picture it: Trog.
那又是什么
And what is that?
你的联袂演员
Your co-star.
特洛戈[类人猿]
Trog.
但他的胳膊和腿上都没有毛
But he has no hair on his arms or his legs.
你们共用一张化妆桌
Well, you two will be sharing a makeup table,
也许你能帮他完善一下造型
so perhaps you can help refine his look.
你是说没有为我配备私人化妆间吗
You mean I don't have a private dressing room?
我们的预算满足不了这么奢侈的要求
Well, our budget doesn't really allow for such luxuries.
那外景拍摄时
And when we're out on location,
我要在树林后面更衣吗
am I expected to change behind a bush?
当然不会我们给你备了一辆车
Certainly not. We've got you a vehicle.
什么样的车
What kind of vehicle?
我们可以在车里挂些窗帘
We can put in some curtains.
西蒙与舒斯特出版社
美国女性期待着你的秘密
我是琼·克劳馥
This is Joan Crawford.
我先说下我的观点
Let's begin with my point of view.
我一直都说珍爱自己
I always say, treasure yourself.
我对自己一直是呵护备至
I do a certain amount of self-pampering.
我喜欢穿色彩鲜艳的衣服
I surround myself with happy colors.
你之前和弗雷迪·弗朗西斯共事过吗
Have you worked with Freddie Francis before?
我习惯坐硬椅子
I sit on hard chairs.
软椅子会让屁♥股♥变大
Soft ones spread the hips.
人们问我出席董事会议
People ask me if I turn up at board meetings
会不会穿素色职业装
wearing tailored costumes and muted colors.
不会
Oh, no.
我会穿鲜艳的粉色衣服搭一顶漂亮的帽子
I wear shocking pink and lovely hats.
没有男人会因为有漂亮女人看
No man ever did a poor job
就表现欠佳
because he had an attractive woman to look at.
每一位女性都想做一名好母亲
Every woman tries to be a good mother,
然后会想在她付出这么多后
and then wonders, if after all her efforts,
她的孩子会不会最后坐在心理医生的沙发上
her children will wind up on a head shrinker's couch
抱怨自己受到了虐待
complaining about their bad treatment.
琼
Joan?
我不信任那些不喜欢小动物的人
I mistrust people who don't like animals.
这很好特洛戈
That's fine, Trog.
他懂的
He understands.
我们项目的初衷是
The prime objective of our program is
逐步带特洛戈跨越时间
to gradually pull Trog across a time span
适应二十世纪
right into the heart of the 20th century.
它看起来像个冲动的...
Seems like an impulsive...
很抱歉暂停一下
I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
能不能用更少的台词来表达呢
Is there any way to say this with fewer words?
开始
And action.
如果他像你说的这么大年纪
If he's as old as you say he is,
那他是怎么生存下来的
how did he survive?
我们确信特洛戈被冰封着
Conceivably, Trog, was frozen solid
度过了漫长的冰川期
during the long, long... glacial age.
这种情况类似于生理... 抱歉
A-a state similar to... chyro... I'm sorry.
我再来一遍
Let me start that.
这种情况类似于生理... 暂停...
A state similar to chyro... uh, suspen...
抱歉能把台词本给我说一下吗
I'm sorry, could you give me the line, please?
给琼弄个提词卡吧
Can we get the cue cards for Joan?
我我好吧
I... I... All right.
对于如何避免直接的追求
There are no hard and fast rules
没有什么死板套路
for fending off an outright pass,
尤其对方是你的老板时
especially if it comes from the boss.
每一位聪明的女性都有自己的化解方式
Every intelligent woman has her own method of turning it down
与此同时又不伤害到他们的大男子主义
without wounding a sensitive male ego.
跟我们一起喝酒吧
Join us for a pint.
非常感谢但我不能喝酒
Thank you very much, but I simply can't.
更聪明的女性知道
An even cleverer woman knows
如何在第一时间就能防止这种事
how to prevent the pass in the first place.
如果你不能管好自己的事业线香水味
If you can't control your cleavage, your perfume,
走路姿态和假睫毛
your walk and your eyelashes,
你最好还是别干这行了
you'd better stay out of the business.
以下是几样绝不能出现在节食者家中的东西
Here are a few items no dieter should ever have in the house:
豌豆青豆鳄梨橄榄
peas, lima beans, avocadoes, olives,
干豆玉米黄油绝大部分奶酪
dried beans, corn, butter, most cheese.
奶油鸡配土豆泥口感太软
Creamed chicken with mash potatoes makes too much mush.
一定要软脆搭配
Always serve something crisp with something soft.
有些念头在你脑中闪现是的没错
It's just beginning to ring a bell in your head, yes.
现在变得越来越清晰
Now it's becoming clear, clearer.
你记起了你的村庄被袭击
You're remembering the attack on your village.
-对了对了 -世界上所有的美容产品
- Yes, yes. - All the beauty products in the world
都无法掩盖臭脸
can't disguise a disagreeable expression.
你有没有注意到当你说
Have you ever noticed that when you say,
"不"的时候你像极了满脸皱纹的古板女老师
"no," You resemble a prune-faced schoolmarm?
好吧我们开拍吧
Well, let's shoot it.
想起了你在米高梅时的青春时光吗琼
Remind you of your youth at MGM, Joan?
我觉得衣服就像人一样
I feel as if clothes are people.
我买♥♥下一条裙子时它就是我的新朋友
When I buy a dress, that's a new friend.
我对织物有着无比的崇敬之情
I have a tremendous respect for fabrics.
她一直都在这里过夜
She's been spending her nights here.