废柴联盟（2009）

Community S04E07

Part 2 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:50 a.m.

Hey, when I was in grade school,
我上小学时
PE was about being picked on and picked last,
体育课分小组时我总是最后被挑剩下的
But, you'll put me on your team, right?
你会选我到你队伍的对吗
Right...but also, wrong.
对但也不对
PE's about survival of the fittest.
体育课讲究适者生存
Line up, class.
排成一排同学们
Welcome to PEE. I'm coach Jason Chapman.
欢迎来到PEE 我是杰森·恰普曼教练
Physical education education?
体育教育教育课
I thought that was a typo in the course "Cartalogue."
我还以为是课程表上打错字了
It started as a typo,
最开始是打错了
But it's grown into one of Greendale's
但是现在它已成为格林德尔
most successful programs.
最成功的课程之一
Anyone can take PE.
任何人都可以上体育课
I teach my student coaches to teach PE.
我教我的学生教练教体育
Something funny, coach Barnes?
有什么好笑的巴恩斯教练
No, it's just...
没有只是
You're teaching us how to be gym teachers.
你在教我们怎么做体育老师
Gym teachers?
体育馆老师[gym也指体育馆]
A gym is a building,
体育馆是栋建筑
a man-made structure inside which
人造的建筑在里面
physical education teachers
体育教育的老师
teach physical education to physical education students.
对体育教育的学生进行体育教育
Pop quiz, coach Barnes,
问个问题巴恩斯教练
a student is choking on a plastic golf ball.
一个学生被塑料高尔夫球卡住嗓子眼了
What do you do? I...
你会怎么做我
How many orange cones does it take to
一个标准足球场中
line a regulation soccer field?
要放置多少橙色锥形标
What if students are talking during stretches?
如果学生在做伸展运动时聊天怎么办
When my kids talk past bedtime,
如果我家孩子超过就寝时间还在说话
I use my angry voice, and I say,
我会用生气的语气说
"The next peep I hear will be the last,"
不准再叽叽喳喳
And I give 'em one of these.
我给他们这种表情
Not bad, coach Bennett.
不错嘛伯纳德教练
Look at me!
瞧咱多棒
I see you.
瞧着呢
Two hours late?
迟到两小时
This is exactly the lack of follow-through
正是这种说话好似放屁的德性
that makes Archie so appealing,
造就了如此吸引人的阿奇
but still, send a text, right?
但还是好歹发个短♥信♥嘛
Okay, Abed, I told you we're not doing
阿布蒂我说了我们不会
the fraternity idea.
搞什么兄弟会
The Delta Cubes will never die.
三角方块会永远不会消失
We've only just begun to fight.
我们的抗争刚刚开始
You only began yesterday.
你们昨天才成立
Whale, ho! Look alive, everyone.
大头鲸来了精神点各位
Hey, what are you guys all doing out here?
你们在这里做什么呢
Oh, no! Pierce will ruin everything!
不好皮尔斯会毁了一切
What's an Archie? Why does he get a banner?
阿奇是谁为什么他有横幅的待遇
Jeff! Do something.
杰夫快想办法
There you are, Pierce.
你来啦皮尔斯
Thought you were gonna cancel our plans.
还以为你要取消我们的计划呢
Plans? To spend the entire day
计划就咱们玩一整天
together away from everyone else.
不带其他人的逍遥计划
Oh, yeah! Those plans.
对这个啊
Suck it, bozos.
一边哭去吧小样儿
You're getting ditched by the cool kids.
酷孩子不带你们玩儿了
Oh, what a day we're gonna have.
我们今天会非常开心的
Text me the instant I can ditch him.
马上给我发短♥信♥好借机甩掉他
Hey, guys.
你们好
Sweet campus.
校园挺漂亮
Welcome to Greendale. I'm bean Pelton.
欢迎来到格林德尔我是派尔顿豆长
"Bean Pelton"? Dean Pelton.
派尔顿豆长派尔顿院长
Gosh, I'm nervous.
老天我好紧张
Please enroll in our school. Please, please.
请到我们学校就读求你了求你了
Nice scooter, Archie.
好漂亮的摩托阿奇
Yeah, City College gave it to me as a present.
对城市学院送我的
City College?
城市学院
City College bought you a vespa?
城市学院给你买♥♥了小摩托
Brand-new.
全新的
So, Archie, have you heard about
阿奇你有没有听说
our half-pipes and hash pipes class,
咱们的极限滑板课程
taught by professor Shaun White?
上课的是肖恩·怀特教授
What? Yeah, let me tell you about it
什么我们去激浪饮料酷爽棚
in our Mountain Dew Cool Zone tent.
听我给你细细道来
Put up a tent, write "Mountain Dew" on it,
支个棚子写上"激浪"
Make it cool.
要够酷够爽
Ah, here we go.
我们走吧
Let's keep going. This is our library.
继续往前这是我们的图书馆
Okay Archie, why don't you "Hang ten" on the web
阿奇你不如在网上冲下浪
while I talk business, and you know what?
我去谈点事知道吗
You can take that computer.
这电脑你可以拿走
Sweet!
太好了
My friends and I can drop it off an overpass.
我可以和朋友一起从天桥上扔下去
Ah, I shouldn't have heard that.
真希望这一句我没听见
Dean, you're giving him our computers?
院长你把咱们的电脑给他吗
He is a 22-year-old stoner-head
他是个22岁的大♥麻♥草包
whose parents bought him a GED.
高中文凭都是他爹妈出钱买♥♥的
Which college is he going to choose?
你觉得他会选择哪所大学
Vespa state, or "Ooh, look at our library" university?
小摩托还是"哎哟瞧咱们的图书馆"
Those school board guys were right.
学校董事会的人说得对
Britta, where do we get drugs?
布雷塔在哪里可以买♥♥到毒品
Really?
你不是吧
Look who stumbled onto the high road.
看谁终于上道了
This is a slippery slope.
你们这是往死路上走
Well, City College slipped that slope
城市学院给他小摩托时
when they slipped him that scooter,
就已经把咱们逼上死路了
but they sure slipped up when they let him set foot on our soil.
但他们让他踏上咱的地盘则是自寻死路
Three, two, one!
三二一
Time!
时间到
Coach Barnes, it seems dodge ball storage
巴恩斯教练看起来放置躲避球
isn't quite in your skill set,
不是你的专长啊
Much like table tennis prep.
和准备乒乓球桌不相上下
Excellent job, coach Bennett.
做得非常好伯纳德教练
You have the spatial reasoning skills
你有着和年轻的凯文·米勒一样优秀的
of a young Kevin Miller,
空间推理技巧
A really good PE Teacher I know.
一位我认识的非常优秀的优育老师
The skill of ranking others in order
拥有将人按能力水平排序的技巧
of ability is crucial.
是非常重要的
In this next drill, our two best student coaches
接下来的训练两位最优秀的学生教练
will split the rest of the class:
将挑选班上的同学进行分组
Coach Bennett, coach Neil.
伯纳德教练尼尔教练
Yeah! Pick your teams.
好耶选队友吧
Coach Donovan. Coach Goldman.
唐纳文教练哥德曼教练
Coach Mckenna. Coach Cutler.
米坎娜教练卡特勒教练
Coach Winston. Ooh, coach Dornetto.
温斯顿教练多纳托教练
Coach Guest. Coach Panos!
盖斯特教练帕诺斯教练
Choose wisely.
做出明智的选择
You're one decision away from victory or defeat.
这个选择会决定胜利还是失败
Coach...Marzec.
马扎克教练
Well picked, coach Bennett.
选得好伯纳德教练
Your team wins!
你的队肯定赢
Oh, we won! Nice!
我们会赢太好了
Ah, the barbershop.
理发店
A reminder of a bygone era when men were men,
令人怀念过去的岁月男人是男人
and women were sex cooks who did laundry.
女人是负责洗衣服的性感厨子
I've been getting a daily shave here for decades.
几十年来我每天都来刮胡子
And apparently, reading the same eight magazines the entire time.
很显然一直以来看的是同样的八本杂♥志♥
Yeah, National Geographic's got some tribal boob shots
《国家地理》上有一些部落女人的裸胸照片
That are exquisite.
拍得太美了
There's something about a breast
没被白手摸过的胸总是别有一番风情