黑色星期一

Black Monday S03E05

Part 5 July 14, 2021, 5:36 p.m.

还以为你的好胜心
thinking that your competitive ass
不会像以往一样坑我
wouldn't try to big clit me as usual.
看来是我太单纯了对吧
Guess the joke's on me, huh?
但你瞧瞧我来了老兄
Well, would you look at that? I showed, yo.
-是吗 -而且谢天谢地
- Oh, yeah? - And thank God.
我是唯一让你和诺米在一起的人
I'm the only thing holding you and Nomi together.
所以先别把帮忙这茬放放
So maybe chill with the favor shit,
因为你这辈子都欠我的
'cause I think I've got the lifetime edge
我去坐牢了
for going to goddamn prison
好让你不用这辈子坐穿牢底
so that you wouldn't spend a lifetime behind bars.
我很高兴你提起了监狱因为我在想
I'm glad you brought prison up, 'cause I've been thinking,
你就是在那失去了野心吗道恩
is that where you lost your ambition, Dawn?
-什么 -是那样吗
- What? - Is that what happened?
也许你需要花点时间追溯自己过去的脚步
Maybe you need to spend some time retracing those steps
而不是来这里毁了我的生活
instead of coming in here and fucking blowing my life
吸了我的白粉而你的生活才真正需要救援
and all my coke while your life needs the fucking Jaws of Life
因为你的生活就是一堆破烂
because it's a flaming fucking wreck.
你出来后都干什么了道恩
Well, what have you been doing since you got out, Dawn?
你干什么了你干谁了
What have you been doing? Who have you been doing?
-也许后面的问题更简单 -没谁
- Maybe that's an easier question. - No one.
我们都知道这是个谎言对吧
Well, we know that's a goddamn lie, right?
因为你干了一个
'Cause you done one, son.
好吧去他的你知道吗
Oh, okay, fuck it. You know what?
两个人
Two people.
-两个 -除非口♥交♥也算
- Two? - Unless head counts.
知道吗去他的
You know what? Fuck it.
三个人而且我出狱后干的人里
Three people, and the only fuck I'm ashamed of
我唯一感到丢人的就是你
since I got out of the joint is you.
-那太好了对 -对
- Oh, that's nice. Yeah. - Yeah.
或许我们当朋友这事
Well, you know, maybe this whole friends thing
根本行不通
isn't really working out.
对也许因为一整天我一直在做的
Yeah, maybe 'cause all day, all I've been doing
是想做你的朋友帮助你
is trying to be your friend and help you.
这是胡扯
This is bullshit.
告诉别人你改变了
Telling everyone that you've changed.
你把她的生日变成了老蒙个人秀
You turned her birthday into the fucking Mo show.
什么这都是为了她
What? This is all for her!
所以订下你个人的音乐英雄
So booking your musical heroes
你最爱的作词家
and your favorite composer
写下并录制你的歌♥ 是为了她吗
to write and record your song was for her?
好吧你知道吗她才是歌♥手老哥
Okay, you know what? She's the fucking artist, dude!
我知道
I know that.
难道这不是这趟旅程的关键吗
Isn't that what this whole trip is, hmm?
保护音乐保持纯正
To protect the music, keep it pure.
但不是这只是你的另一次自我满足对吧
But no, this is another ego trip, right?
-是个什么 -没错
- It's a what? - Yeah.
-是什么 -对
- A what? - Yeah.
-什么 -我看透你了老蒙
- What? - I see you, Mo.
我看透你了你很生气但不是因为我
I fucking see you, and you're mad but not at me.
你在生自己的气
You're mad at you,
因为无论你怎么对自己说
'cause no matter what you tell yourself,
今天和其他所有日子都是关于你
today and every fucking day is still all about you.
你知道自己给那个
Do you have any idea how much pressure
-可怜姑娘多大的压力吗 -天呐
- you put on that poor girl? - Oh, my God.
-你有没有... -她想出人头地
- Did you ever-- - She's trying to make it.
谁在乎这本来就有压力
Who gives a shit? It's pressure.
什么叫谁在乎
What do you mean who gives a shit?
你听说过压力能挤爆管道吗
Did you ever hear that pressure busts pipes?
你听说过压力能生产钻石吗
Did you ever hear that pressure makes diamonds?
当然我在黑色星期一学到的
Yeah, I learned that on Black Monday
当你试着用钻石
when you tried to pressure me
给我压力嫁给你
to marry you with a fucking diamond.
我讨厌爵士
I hate jazz!
看你干了什么
See what you fucking did?
你是谁
Who are you?
好吧这么说我们疯了
Okay, so we're losing our mind.
但有好的理由
With good reason.
有人在外面
There's somebody out there,
等着看着
waiting, watching,
或许在磨刀霍霍
probably sharpening something
或把照片中的眼睛抠出来
or-or cutting the eyes out of photos.
是时候不再躲藏出来杀戮了
It's time to stop hiding and start killing
否则就等着被反杀吧杀手
or be killed, killer.
离开我的大脑另一个我
Get out of my head, you me!
我猜现在我知道了这一切
So I guess I see now how all of this
都与你想要的正好相反
was kind of exactly the opposite of what you wanted.
还花了一天半时间
And it only took a day and a half.
这没帮助谢谢道恩
That's so helpful. Thank you, Dawn.
听着这些人还会在这里待一阵
So look, the guys are gonna be here for a bit.
你想回去录一些流行音乐吗
Do you wanna jump back in there and do some pop stuff?
老蒙老蒙我爱跟你在一起的每一刻
Mo, Mo, I love every part of being with you
除了与你工作
except working with you,
如果我们真的想要尝试白头偕老
and if we're gonna give this till death thing a shot,
我们不能走你和道恩的老路
we can't go down the same route as you and Dawn,
否则我们会杀了彼此
or we'll kill each other.
无意冒犯
No offense.
-这家伙是个疯批 -她完全精神不正常
- The guy's a fucking maniac. - She's completely unhinged.
对我知道那不是你想要的
Yeah, so I know that's not exactly what you want.
-不不不这不... -我只希望你幸福
- No, no, no, no, it's not-- - I just want you to be happy.
好吗我对这一切很抱歉
Okay? I'm sorry about all this.
记住你说的
Well, remember you said that,
因为我想让道恩...
'cause I'm thinking I want Dawn to--
-滚回监狱 -不是...
- To go back to prison? - No, to--
-离开美国吗 -不
- Leave the country? - No.
-赶紧走人并挂掉 -不
- To fuck off and die. - No.
做我的职业经纪人
To manage my career...
为制♥作♥唱片
...for the label,
如果她愿意接纳我
if she'll have me.
我不知道这行业的任何事
Whoa, I-I don't know shit about this shit.
-你瞧 -但我很荣幸
- Well, there you go. - But I'd be honored.
对老蒙说对了一件事
Yes, I mean, uh, Mo was right about one thing.
我需要从地上爬起来并开始
You know, I need to get off the mat and start
重新踢鸡鸡了
kicking dick again.
你知道吗我理解
You know what? I get it.
真的我理解
I do. Actually, I-I-I get it.
我也不希望我们成为我们
I don't want us, you know, to become us either,
既然现在我不再碍事
and, you know, with me out of the way,
我想你们俩会成为很棒的一队
I think you two could make a pretty mean team.
如果这就是你想要的宝贝生日快乐
So if that's what you want, baby, happy birthday.
去你的
Fuck you.
也去你的
Well, fuck you too.
去你的
Fuck you.
好了宝贝宝贝
Okay, babe, babe.
抱歉宝贝抱歉宝贝
Sorry, babe, sorry, babe.
开始杀戮或被反杀
Start killing or be killed.
开始杀戮或被反杀
Start killing or be killed.
我来找你们这些狗逼了
I'm coming for you motherfuckers!
见鬼
Fuck!
天呐别闹了
Oh, God, whoa. Shut your shit.
我们就要看我们的博同情广♥告♥了拜托
We're about to watch our sympathy commercial, please.
拍摄精良在周四必看电视的广♥告♥中
Decent slot, smack in the middle of Must See TV Thursday.
周四
Thursday.
我已经在屋里两天了
I've been in there for two days.
我已经记不得时间了
I've lost time!
各位嘘开始了
Guys, shh, it's on. It's on.
天呐天呐
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
荣耀上帝网络电视
就像耶稣宽恕
Just as Jesus forgave,
我们也请求你原谅
we ask you to forgive.
我绝不会背叛你耶基
I'll never betray you, JC.
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