黑色星期一

Black Monday S03E02

Part 5 June 2, 2021, 3:28 p.m.

Instead, you just yanked it to John-John.
看不合适
Look! It doesn't fit.
说什么高♥潮♥
Talk about getting off.
我说了罗杰付钱
I told you, Rog. Pay up.
我还是不相信《白头神探》的诺德伯格
I still can't believe Nordberg from Naked Gun
杀了两个人
killed two people.
不不不合适
No, no, no, it didn't fit.
他们必须宣布无罪
They must acquit.
我知道了我们去布伦特伍德
Oh, I know, let's go to Brentwood
去凶案发生的当晚加倍或输个精光
the night of the murder-- double or nothing.
不能再这样了
This has to stop.
如果你不想学习教训
If you don't wanna learn your lesson,
那是你的选择但我不能成为其中的一部分
that's up to you, but I can't be part of it.
-再见布莱尔 -等等你说得对
- Goodbye, Blair. - Wait, you're right.
我准备好学习任何
I'm ready to learn whatever lesson
要学的教训了
I'm supposed to!
我该下地狱
I deserve to go to hell.
我一直在这里
Been here the whole time.
-蒂芙我想离婚 -好吧
- Tiff, I want a divorce. - Okay, fine.
我就离开了十分钟
I was gone for ten minutes
去给自己做了个指甲迎接你醒来
to get my paws and claws done for your big awakening.
或你的葬礼
Or your funeral.
但无论如何都是为了你
But either way, it was for you.
这也是为了你
Well, this is for you too.
我厌倦了活在谎言中
I'm tired of living a lie.
我厌倦了伤害别人
I'm tired of hurting people.
我想找个让他幸福的人
I-I wanna find someone I can make happy,
你也值得这样
and you deserve that too.
-指甲还湿着 -抱歉
- Ooh, they're still wet. - Sorry.
我要辞职
I'm gonna quit my job.
我要做些我喜欢的事
I'm gonna do something I actually like
能让世界变得更好
that makes the world a better place.
不好意思这与我
So, sorry, this has nothing to do
在你中枪后昏迷的第一天我不在无关吗
with me spending your first day in a coma shopping
我其实去做水疗和看《亲爱的我把孩子缩小了》
and at the spa and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?
因为当我说出来后听着很无♥耻♥
'Cause as I say it out loud, it does sound really bad.
那电影怎么样
How was that movie?
如果你活下来应该去看看
If you live, you have to see it.
我一直很喜欢里克·莫拉尼斯
I've always liked Rick Moranis.
我超爱他
I love him.
他有男主角的能量
He has leading man energy.
大屌♥能量
Big dick energy.
我爱你
I love you.
我想让你幸福
And I want you to be happy.
从现在开始我要做个真诚的好人
And from now on, I'm gonna be good and true
再也不做任何自私的事了
and never do anything selfish again.
他在这黄金男孩
There he is. The golden boy.
我还担心了一秒小子
I was worried for a second, champ.
这些白人都是谁
Who are all these white men?
就是共和党全国委员会的一些人
Oh, only a who's who of the RNC.
我以为共和党全国委员会恨我
I thought the RNC hated me.
之前是直到你遭受了暗♥杀♥
They did, until your assassination attempt.
现在你的民调高过天际了先生
And now you are polling through the roof, sir.
系好安全带法夫
Buckle up, Pfaff.
你要坐着火箭去月球了
You're in for a rocket ride to the moon.
很不幸你们来迟了
Well, unfortunately, you're too late.
我要永远退出政界了
I'm quitting politics for good.
无论你们给我什么条件
And there is nothing you can offer us
我都不会改变想法
that will change that.
如果我说有无限权力性♥爱♥和金钱呢
How about unlimited power, sex, and money?
-我们可以商量下 -这能谈谈
- I mean, we can kick it around. - It's worth a conversation.
或许就稍微说说
It's--maybe just a chat.
我们打算同意
We're gonna come around to yes.
天呐
Oh, jeez.
跟我说实话道恩这是我害了他吗
Hey, be honest with me, Dawn. Did I do that to him?
什么不是
What? No.
不他做出了选择
No! He made his choices.
-对 -而且总会发生坏事
- Yeah. - And shit happens.
生活就是一直做你想做的事
Life is about doing what and who you want at all times
因为你不知道什么时候就嗝屁了
because you never know when your time is up.
见鬼
Ah, shit.
听着这地方不行也得行了
Look, this place is just gonna have to fuckin' do.
对这里有自己的魅力
Yeah, it has a charm to it.
再说我只需要
Besides, all I really need to do
喝得烂醉如泥
is just get fucked up.
道恩道恩听我说一会
Dawn, Dawn, just listen to me for a second.
我厌倦了浪费时间
I am tired of wasting time.
对吧
Right?
你是我生命中最最亲近的人
Y-you are the closest person in my entire life.
你就像我的家人
You're like family to me.
天呐老蒙你就是我的家人
Oh, God, Mo, you are my family.
老天我爱你
God, I love you.
我也爱你
I love you too.
所以我不想一直浪费时间
Which is why I don't wanna keep fucking wasting all this time
试着做不适合彼此的角色
trying to be all these different things for each other
而我们应该把重心放到
when we should just be focused on being
我们唯一知道自己对彼此的意义上
the one thing that we know we were both meant to be.
对
Yes.
-情侣[一对] -朋友
- A couple... - Friends.
-朋友 -天呐
- ...of friends. - Oh, my God.
一对朋友
A couple of friends.
抢走了我嘴里的话
Took the words right out of my mouth.
对我是说
Yes! I mean...
这一直摆在我们眼前
...it's been staring us in the face this whole time.
但说清楚一点
Uh, point of clarity, though.
昨晚那非常
Last night, that was...
-棒极了无与伦比畅快淋漓 -对对
- Great. Fuckin' amazing. Fucking outstanding. - Yes. Yes.
但那种事
But that's the kind of shit a--
是真正的朋友才会做的
a real couple of friends can do.
-那是朋友间的福利 -对
- You know, that's the benefit of-of friends. - Yeah.
人们应该想一个专有名词
They should come up with a term for that.
朋友也...
Friends with...
-上♥床♥ -对
- Uh, fucking. - Yes!
朋友也上♥床♥
Friends with fucking!
-当然 -天呐太妙了
- Sure. - God, that's good.
太妙了
That's good.
再说我刚出狱知道吗
Plus, I just got out of the joint, you know?
情况紧急
It was kinda urgent.
没有时间教新人
I mean, there was no time to teach some new guy
所有的步骤毕竟你已经都知道了
all the codes when, hey, you already know 'em.
我知道步骤
I know the codes.
上上下下左右左右
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.
逼屁逼屁逼屁♥眼♥ 逼屁♥眼♥
P, a, p, a. Pussy, ass, pussy, ass, start.
完活
Finish.
我们或许不该再那么做
We probably shouldn't do that anymore.
-什么 -再说我不希望你
- What? - Besides, I don't want you
再爱上我
falling in love with me again.
谁需要那些
Who-who needs that?
天呐我感觉好棒
Oh, God, this feels great!
感觉太棒了不是身体
I mean, I feel so great. I mean, not physically.
其实我感觉有点恶心
No. I feel a little queasy.
但情感上我感觉棒极了
Yeah. But emotionally, I feel great.
没错我跟你一样
Right there, yeah, I'm right there with you.
天呐老蒙
Oh, God, Mo.
我得尿尿了
I gotta piss.
好真可爱
Oh, okay. That's cute.
对
Yeah.
好了
Okay.
*你的嘴唇就像*
*Your lips were like*
*红艳艳的高脚杯*
*A red and ruby chalice*
*比夏日夜晚更加温暖*