黑色星期一

Black Monday S03E02

Part 6 June 2, 2021, 3:28 p.m.

*Warmer than a summer night*
妈的
Fuck.
*云朵就像*
*The clouds were like*
*雪花石膏宫殿*
*An alabaster palace*
*来到雪花形成的地方*
*Rising to a snowy height*
*每颗星星都有自己*
*Each star its own*
*北极光*
*Aurora borealis*
*突然你抱紧我*
*Suddenly, you held me tight*
*我们看见*
*And we saw*
*半夜太阳*
*The midnight sun*
谢谢大家到来
Thank you all for being here.
被枪击中让我意识到很多事情
Getting shot has made me realize so many things.
-我想试着站起来 -不亲爱的
- I wanna try to stand for this. - No, honey.
不我必须
No. I have to.
-好 -做我的腿
- Okay. - Be my legs.
他想站起来
He wants to stand.
国会议员法夫就暗♥杀♥未遂发表声明
我想让那个差点成为我杀手的人看到
I wanna show my would-be assassin that...
你没有赢
...you did not win.
天呐
Oh, my.
国会议员法夫就暗♥杀♥未遂发表声明
你没有吓到我
You did not intimidate me.
被枪击中让我意识到
Getting shot has made me realize...
很多事
so much.
首先
For one...
国会议员法夫就暗♥杀♥未遂发表声明
这没有那么糟
...it's not that bad.
瞧瞧我
I mean, ho!
看看我没事
Look at me! I'm fine.
枪♥支♥没什么可怕的
Guns are nothing to be afraid of.
其次这整件事本可以避免
And two, this whole thing could have been avoided
只要所有美国人都有枪
if every American had a gun,
所以我要把余生致力于
which is why I am dedicating the rest of my career
枪♥支♥控制具体来说
to gun control, specifically...
国会议员法夫就暗♥杀♥未遂发表声明
是废除枪♥支♥控制
the abolishment of it!
这里到底是怎么回事
Hey, what in the literal fuck is going on?
昨晚公♥司♥少了一百万
$1 million went missing from the company last night.
我知道是你
I know it was you.
我只是不知道你是怎么做到的
I just don't know how you did it.
你知道政♥治♥捐款
Did you know political donations
是一项合理的商业支出吗
are a legitimate business expense?
虽然政♥治♥家的工资少
And while politicians' salaries are quite low,
他们可以把竞选资金
they can basically use campaign funds
当作自己的个人ATM机
as their own personal ATMs,
我说的不是屁♥股♥对嘴
and I don't mean ass to mouth.
天呐
Oh, Jesus.
谁会这么想啊
Who the fuck is thinking that?
-有些人 -好吧听着
- Some people. - Okay, look.
你知道
Did you know
这个金融诈骗
that this little finance fund fraud
-注定要失败吗 -弱鸡
- is gonna be a f-failure? - Weak.
我想感谢我妻子蒂芙和她的公♥司♥
And I'd like to thank my wife Tiff and her company
法夫时尚贡献了我的第一笔
Pfaffashions for kicking off my very first
竞选资金
campaign finance fund
国会议员法夫就暗♥杀♥未遂发表声明
为我的连任竞选所用
for my reelection.
谢谢我爱你宝贝
Thank you. I love you, babe.
我爱你宝贝
I love you, babe.
-宝贝 -宝贝我更爱你
- Babe. - Babe, I love you more.
宝贝
Babe.
宝贝
Babe.
国会议员法夫就暗♥杀♥未遂发表声明
她击中我了
She got me!
她击中我了
She got me!
如果耶稣有枪他能活到现在
If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today.
没错
Yeah!