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我没想到邓米尔 会因为搞破坏要伤害我们
I didn't think Dunmire would harm us over vandalism,
我也没想到这会伤到你
but I didn't think how it could harm you.
我不会回去坐牢 克里奥
I ain't going back to prison, Cleo.
我觉得那是最棒的一件事
I'd say that's the best thing here.
当罪犯去对付罪犯时
When criminals go after criminals,
没有人会想用法律介入
nobody ever calls the law.
给我
Give me that.
喂
Yeah.
别搞砸了 德怀特
Don't fuck this up, Dwight,
也别搞我
and don't fuck me.
你在说什么
What the fuck are you talking about?
你在达拉斯做得很好 做得不错 你设了饵
You did good work in Dallas, good work. You set the bait.
是啊 好吧 我等那混♥蛋♥打给我再回你
Yeah, right, well, I'll call you when the scumbag calls me.
好吗 还有别的事吗
Okay? Anything else?
我不想你为了些私酿酒
Well, what I don't want is you engaging with Dixie Mafia
跟迪克西黑♥手♥党♥起冲突 好吗
over some moonshine bullshit. Huh?
你怎么知道的
How do you know that?
我就是知道 锁定目标 德怀特
I know. Laser focus, Dwight.
雷射般专注
Laser fucking focus.
可恶
Fuck.
欢迎
Welcome.
嗯 给她看吧
Mm-hmm. Show her.
嗯
Yep.
来啰
Here we are.
蒙太古的50年波本 曾被视为传说
The Montague 50, once thought to be a myth,
由一群狂热的俄州佬蒸馏出来 如今成真了
distilled by a posse of rabid Okies, has turned into reality.
那到底是谁啊 -贾斯帕
Who the hell is that? -Jasper.
全国最有影响力的波本鉴赏家
The most influential bourbon connoisseur in the country.
你觉得如何 他看起来像真人吧
What do you think? He looks real, right?
他不是吗
Is he not?
根据他在YouTube 近十万的追踪者...
According to his almost 100,000 followers on YouTube...
还有Instagram上 超过十万的追踪者...
And more than 100,000 followers on Instagram...
他绝对是真人
...he's completely real.
氛围策展人 品饮达人
A vibe curator, a sip savant.
和交友软体上的个人档案一样真实
He's as real as a Tinder profile.
他在打造"50年波本"的神话
He's crafting the myth of the 50...
神秘 难得 价值非凡
mysterious, elusive and worth every penny.
好吧 这是个宣传噱头吗
All right. This is a publicity stunt?
是啊 那会让我们赚进几百万
Yeah, that'll make us millions.
如果大家发现 他不是真人会怎么样
What happens when everybody finds out he's not real?
他们不会在乎
They won't care.
只要他们一尝到50年波本 他们就会感谢我们
As soon as they taste the 50, they'll be thanking us.
那个科尔
That Cole?
你以为我会让个老头 在我面前占上风吗 爸
You think I'm-a let an old geezer get a one up on me, Pop?
别闹了
Come on, now.
是啊 说这话的是差点跑去拉斯维加斯娶脱衣舞娘的小鬼
Yeah, says the boy who almost up and married a stripper in Vegas.
拉斯维加斯本来就是很疯狂的地方 她是位异国舞者
Vegas is crazy. No, she was an exotic dancer.
她叫施莲妮蒂
And her name was Serenity.
施莲妮蒂 -对
Serenity? -Yeah.
那是她的教名吗
That her Christian name?
我们没谈那些 你懂的
We didn't get into none of that, you know?
你们肯定没谈
Bet you didn't.
我们之间确实有一点连结 真心的
We had us a little connection, though, for real.
她很特别
She's special.
我告诉过你不要拿陌生人的糖
I told you not to take candy from strangers.
她跟别人不一样
She's different.
她就算是碧昂丝我也不在乎
I don't care if she was Beyoncé,
你对任何人都别放松警戒
you don't let your guard down, for anybody.
尤其是和你那帮人在一起的时候
Not with the crew you run with.
你那去五旬节教会的老派屁♥股♥
What's your old Pentecostal church-going ass know
懂什么是黑♥手♥党♥吗
about running with a crew?
你对黑♥手♥党♥一点都不懂 爸 拜托
You don't know nothing about no crew, Pop, come on.
我懂得可多了
I know plenty.
哦 是喔
Yeah, I bet you do.
你认真的
Oh, you for real?
也许你会很惊讶 但在你到来之前
Well, may come as a shock to you, but I had a life
我也有过一段人生
before your blessed arrival.
年轻时我跟一帮混混混过
I used to hang with a rough crowd back in the day.
偷车 贩毒 吸毒
We boosted cars, ran drugs, used drugs,
日夜颠倒 那段时光很疯狂
stayed up all hours. Hell of a time.
你为什么以前 从没跟我说过这些 爸
How come you ain't never told me none of this before, Pop?
我试着做个榜样 泰森 一个男人该有的样子
Trying to set an example, Tyson, what a man should be.
你说像你现在这样
So this is it?
没错 就是这样
Hell yeah, this is it.
给我多少钱都不换
I wouldn't trade it.
当我遇见你母亲
When I met your mother,
一切都改变了
everything changed.
我承诺她我会放下那些过去 我做到了
I promised her I'd leave it all behind, and I kept my word,
成为今天的我
became the man I am today.
诚实 勤劳 有责任感
Honest, hardworking, responsible.
你开始像个童子军了
You're starting to sound like a Boy Scout.
你知道的 "诚实 勤劳 有责任感"
You know, "Honest, hardworking and responsible."
老天
Boy.
是啊
Yeah.
我知道你怀念那些日子
I know you miss it, though.
喔 有人来了 孩子
Oh, that ain't no Ritz cracker, son.
那是施莲妮蒂 -那位异国舞娘
That's Serenity. -The exotic dancer?
脱衣舞娘
The stripper.
系好安全带 小子
Buckle up, boy.
老子示范给你看看
Old man's about to show you how it's done.
需要四个签名
Need about four signatures.
就能将最终契约转到你名下 行吗
Have the final deed transferred to you. Okay?
乔安 给我们一点时间好吗
Oh. Joanne, could you give us a minute?
真出乎意料
That's unexpected.
你没事吧
Is everything okay?
嗯 你不会喜欢我要说的事
Mm, you're not gonna like what I have to say,
但你以后会感谢我 我今天去见瑟雷舍了
but you'll thank me later. I saw Thresher today.
我跟他说我会帮助他当选
Told him I'd help him get elected.
你为什么要这么做
Why'd you do that?
因为你想要
Because you want it,
那家伙靠自己是不可能当选的
and he's not getting elected on his own.
他的人气大幅下滑
His likability is way down.
他的几十亿 没办法送他进州长办公室
His billions are not gonna buy him the office.
我跟他说我会帮他募款 出席活动
Told him I'd help him fund raise, go to events,
讨好赞助者和政♥治♥行动委员会
sweet-talk the donors and the super PACs.
你会像一对情侣一样 陪他出席活动
You're going to events with him, like a couple?
德怀特 这是一场交易
Dwight, this is a business transaction.
对大家都有好处 -对 很好
It's good for everybody. -Yeah, right.
如果奏效
If it works,
他会把牧场股份卖♥♥给我 贱价出清
he sells me his share of the ranch, pennies on the dollar.
我可以帮你把牧场拿回来
I can help you get the ranch back.
你有你的钱 我有我的钱
You've got your money, I've got mine.
你有你的生意 我也是
You got your business, I got mine.
这就是游戏规则
That's how it works.
你想让他上台吗
You want him in office?
没有我的帮忙 就不会发生
'Cause without my help, ain't gonna happen.
这一步合情合理
This is a smart move.
如果我根本不需要他上台...
If I didn't need him in office...
如果我看到他对你动手动脚
If I see him make a move on you, do something
做出亲昵举动
that's like getting handsy or a little familiar,
我会把他下巴打成六块
I'm gonna break his jaw in six places.
我说到做到
I know me.
噢
Aw.
是谁说你不浪漫的
Who says you're not romantic?
我不是...玛格丽特 我这个人地域性比较强 懂吗
It's not that... Margaret, I'm a little territorial, okay?
不好意思
Excuse me.
你选这什么烂时机 怎么了 你要走了
The worst fucking timing. What is it? What... You leaving?
嘿 老大
Hey, boss.
怎么了 什么事
What is it? What? What?
嘿 德怀特 我被耍了 老兄
Hey, Dwight, I done got played, man.
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