粉雄救兵（2018）

Queer Eye S02E04

Part 2 May 10, 2021, 12:22 p.m.

Oh, my God.
这儿简直像个金矿
Holy, this place is a gold mine.
那有只死虫子
Oh, there's a dead bug on it.
可能还有更多
Probably not the last dead bug you find.
不要啊
Don't!
你有很多好东西不过你又加了点这样的
Pieces you've got are beautiful but you add things like this
-就很诡异了 -为了实用不重形式
- that make no sense. - It's function, not form.
-他有根大鸡鸡啊 -超级大鸡鸡
- Clearly he has a big penis. - Big old penis.
-这都赶上我的码了 -他的那个超大
- These are what I use. - He's got a big ew.
一般的说走进委托人的房♥子
When I walk into these
我通常会吓一跳可这次我觉得非常不错
places I'm scared but this place I'm like: Ooh.
杰森在挑选物件上眼光独到
Jason has a great eye for amazing objects.
只是不知道怎么用到实处
He doesn't know what to do with it.
我的天
Oh, my gosh.
这件很酷很有火人节风格
Oh, she's fierce, that's very Burning Man.
你们这些直男还有这么奇怪的东西
Y'all straight men are into some kinky stuff.
哪怕是在基圈都怪得不行
That freak flag in the gay community,
直男你们赢了
straight people, y'all got us beat.
-帅到爆♥炸♥啊 -酷
- This is phenomenal. - That is awesome.
火人节装扮
Burning Man attire.
卡里莫为您带来真实版"镜中人"
Karamo is giving you "Man in the Mirror" Realness.
我是邪恶版小红帽
I'm giving you Evil Red Riding Hood,
混以杰米罗奎尔和宝拉·寇儿的风格
meets Jamiroquai, Paula Cole realness.
她要来点层次感
She needs levels.
-要帮忙吗 -必须的好像有点旧了
- Want me to help you? - I need help. Doesn't feel fresh.
-哇好臭 -好吧
- Oh, it smells, too. - Oh, well.
走进去趴在他们背上
Are you just gonna go in and lean?
我有很多住在雷诺的火人节朋友
I have Burning friends who live in Reno.
所以...
So...
这也是我的火人节装扮
That is part of my Burning Man attire as well.
你马上就要搬走了
You didn't plan on being here long.
是的我要搬到内华达州雷诺市去
Right, I'm moving to Reno, Nevada.
为什么
Why?
最近有点焦虑到那儿可以离火人节更近
I get restless and I can be closer to Burning Man.
帮我捋捋
Help me understand.
你要离开这些交往了大半辈子的朋友
You're moving away from friends you had your whole life.
只是为了同一年一度的活动更近
To be closer to an event that happens once a year.
我负担不起在亚特兰大的生活
I'm priced out of living in Atlanta.
我把这视作新开始
But I'm looking at it as a fresh start.
我唯一喜欢雷诺的时候是在"修女也疯狂"里
The only time I've liked Reno was in Sister Act,
姐♥妹♥们♥从邪恶黑帮头头手上
when all the ladies had to go save Whoopi,
救回胡比
from those like evil mob sharks.
雷诺在我心里排不上号♥
Reno does not have a place in my heart.
我支持你想做出改变但目前这个状态搬家
I'm down for you to make a change but the move with how it is now
有点没道理
doesn't make sense.
我们得策划一下
We need to organize this
让你达到搬家有助于改变的最佳状态
to put you in the best position so the move could work.
就像肝脏移植不会起效的
It's like a liver transplant, this ain't gonna work.
如果你就这么去的话你会排斥那个新肝脏即雷诺
You're gonna reject the liver, Reno, if we send you in this.
这有好些东西呢跟我说说都是什么
There's a lot of stuff here. Tell me about it.
先说这个这是我的西装
I'll start with this, 'cause this is my suit.
你有套西装真是太棒了很多人都没有呢
I love that you have a suit. A lot of people don't.
我也就一套
No, just one.
-这太大了 -挺合身的
- I mean, it's massive on you. - It fits.
-是嘛 -大得离谱了
- Is it? - Absolutely massive.
你知道海绵宝宝吗
Do you know Sponge Bob Square Pants?
你看着就像是穿着西装的他
So, it looks like he's wearing a suit.
这是家庭游轮旅行时买♥♥的全家人都穿这个
That's from a family cruise, the whole family wore them.
你觉得你是波西米亚嬉皮风吗
Would you say your style's boho maybe?
这件也太大了
Again, it's huge.
看这个
Look at this.
好看吗
Is that nice?
要是我的码数的话
If that was the right size
再给我一条牛仔裤...
and I had jeans on instead of these...
这是我的最喜欢的衬衫
This is my favorite shirt.
我不讨厌这个面料
No, I don't hate the fabric
但我对那个角有点意见
but I've got a real problem in that corner.
这些都是我刷油漆时穿的衣服
So what you're looking at is all of my painting clothes.
-我可以扔掉一些 -好
-I could probably scale that down a little. -So okay.
你有工作服
It sounds like you've got your work clothes
-你也有火人节服装 -是的
-and then you've got your Burner clothes. -Sure.
但我想打造属于你自己的风格
I wanna get to the point where we create a style for you.
作为设计师我有点不知所措如果你要搬家
I'm kind of torn as a designer, because I'm like if you're leaving
我♥干♥嘛浪费时间
why am I putting heart and soul into this space?
但即使只是临时住处也要有个家的样子
But even if a space is temporary, it still needs to be a home.
我想教你无论身在何方你该如何布置一个家
I wanna show you how to make a home no matter where you are.
这里大概得有几千美金的古董
There's literally thousands of dollars of cool antiques in here.
但都只是放在箱子里和架子上吃灰
But it's sitting in boxes and on shelves.
你有没有想过
Have you ever thought about
利用你不俗的眼光去挣钱
using your eye to make some more money as well?
想过
Yes.
我想把这几个东西改造成霓虹灯
There's a couple of these that I want to turn into neon art.
-这些东西你放着多久了 -去年圣诞到现在
-So how long have you owned these? -I got these this Christmas.
-快一年了 -已经一年了
-Well, that's almost a year. -One year.
已经好几年了吧看来你有拖延症
That's really a couple of years. There's some follow-through issues.
我不想让你把拖延症
I don't want these habits
带到雷诺去
of not following through to follow you to Reno.
给所有东西做标记字母K代表"保留"
I wanna go around with these posters and put on everything a K for "Keep,"
字母S 表示"出♥售♥"
S for "Sell."
我们会向你展示如何把其他东西变现
We'll show you how to monetize the other things.
出♥售♥
Sell.
我不想失去你这个朋友
I need you to be a friend.
但我想让你闭上眼睛闻一下这个
And I just need you to close your eyes and just smell it.
上帝保佑
Jesus.
什么鬼
What is that?
这是肺
This is lung.
-肺吗 -这是喂狗的牛肺
-Lung? -This is cow lung that the dog eats.
太恶心了
Oh, that's disgusting.
-那是什么 -你要闻一下吗别的东西你都闻过了
- Oh, what's that? -You gonna sniff it? You sniff everything else.
你吃了吗
Did you just taste it?
你不能什么都吃什么都闻啊
You can't put everything in your mouth and up your nose.
我的天好辣
Oh my God! That's really hot.
我想打喷嚏了
It's making me sneeze.
你早上都做些什么
What's a morning in the life of Jason?
你有整理一下仪容吗
Do you spend time on yourself?
-没有 -比如洗个澡什么的
-No. No. -Just like take a shower?
我会洗个澡但没用什么辅助产品
Take a shower. I don't really have any product.
我的洗发水不好用
I struggle with shampoo.
这瓶洗发水的成分不行
The ingredients in this are not working.
硫酸月桂酸钠是用来
Sodium lauryl sulfate, which is literally the same thing
清洗汽车化油器的
that cleans the carburetor of a car.
这个成分很猛
It is hardcore.
像机关枪一样
It's like an AK47, you know.
一点也不温和
It is not gentle.
对付蓬松的卷发这不适合
For curly hair that's porous, we do not want that.
你说什么我都照单全收因为我什么都不懂
I'm way open to any advice you have 'cause I've never known.
还有你的造型
Also as far as the look.
要给你做个护理但同时保持你的流浪汉风格
Maybe polish it up but still keep your boho vibe.
-让你看起来更有魅力亲爱的 -太好了
- Make it a little more like attractive, honey. -Awesome.
好让那些大号♥避孕套派上用场
I wanna put those Magnums to work.
-我想看看你的冰箱 -里面没什么
-I wanna see inside your fridge. -Not much to see.
我连吐槽的机会都没有
I don't even have anything that I can criticize
因为里面根本就没东西
because there is nothing to criticize in here.
我吃得很简单能填饱肚子就行
All my meals are super simple and functional.
图个方便
But it's a convenient thing.
去他的填饱肚子
Functional eater, my ass.
吃东西应该吃出风味质感
You're supposed to enjoy the spice, the sweet and the texture.
比如油炸的生的
Something that's fried, something that's raw.
-你喜欢吃什么菜 -我喜欢印度菜
-What type of cuisine are you interested in? - I love Indian food for sure.
不错
Oh, nice.
我很喜欢吃印度菜我想学做