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We are coming, we are coming, we are coming.
-这也是你画的吗 -这是珊楠画的
- Did you make this, too? - These are Shannan's.
我喜欢你们一起画画的样子 很有爱
I love that you do that together. That's sweet.
我想象了两个画架 窗户大开 俩人都没穿衣服
I'm imagining two easels, windows open, you guys topless.
在我的世界里 浪漫的事物都是不♥穿♥衣服的
In my world, everything that's romantic is topless.
-听着很棒 -确实很棒
- That sounds pretty good. - It does sound good.
谁不喜欢巧克力糖浆和拉丝芝士
Who doesn't like chocolate syrup and string cheese?
各位 我给你们做了晚饭哦
Boys, I'm cooking you dinner!
-怎么回事 -你说什么呢 谭
- What? -What are you talking about, Tan?
她放我枕头上的
She left that on my pillow.
为了避免弄丢 我就钉在这儿了
To make sure I could see it, I put it there.
我喜欢
I love that.
-快吃 谭 -不要
- Eat up, Tan. -No.
珊楠
Shannan?
不用了 我不想再吃卷饼了
Um, no, I'm done with wraps.
听到没 她说的是不想再吃卷饼而已
Did you hear that? She's done with wraps.
只要你咬一口
If you take a bite out of that,
你说什么我都愿意做 什么都行
I will do anything you ask. You name it.
跟我说说为什么做成现在这个造型
Tell me, how did we land on this gorgeous look?
要是我爸胡子全刮掉 脸上会有一些色斑
Uh, when I shave all the way, I get little patches in here.
我也觉得你不适合刮干净胡子
I don't think your vibe is completely shaved.
要是疼的话 那就可以不用刮了
If it hurts, I'm not gonna make us do that,
-安心吧 -一直都是他做饭
- so we can just put that to bed. - He's been doing the cooking.
他工作很累 所以做卷饼就非常简单了
He's been tired, it's been wraps because it's easy.
你们俩都是素食主义者 家里完全不吃肉的吗
You are a vegetarian house, so there's never any meat here?
-是的 -有没有试过做些不一样的东西
- Right. - Do you experiment with different things?
有空的时候
When you have time?
有的 我们喜欢花椰菜 我做过混了花椰菜的披萨饼
We do. We love cauliflower. I made pizza crust with cauliflower.
没错 花椰菜磨碎了很好吃
Yeah, yeah, you grate it up.
生活除了卷饼还有很多美食
There's a lot more to life than a wrap.
我们给你来场走秀
We wanna show you a fashion show
让你看看衣服该怎么穿
on how you should be wearing your clothes.
是这样 要是你把一帮基佬关进拖车里
Here's the thing. When you put a gaggle of gay guys in a trailer
放到阿巴拉契亚山上
in the middle of Appalachian trail mountains, honey,
我们就会让你看时装秀
we're gonna give you a fashion show.
来 来 来 走出来
Get it, get it, get it, walk it.
-走出来 -乔纳森没法好好穿衬衫
- Walk it. - Jonathan does not stand by full shirts,
-一定要弄成露脐装 -他们就像克里斯蒂和拿俄米
- it has to be a crop. - They're like Christy and Naomi.
他要你把肚子全部露出来
He wants full exposure of your midriff.
每天都这样
Every day.
对
Yes!
对 就是这样
Yes! Yes.
我好久没穿这条裤子了
I haven't worn that in forever.
不好意思 但只要这么一扯
I'm so sorry, but one quick little tug.
如果T恤这么容易撕开
If you can rip your T-shirt that easily,
-证明它该扔了 -该扔了
- it's time to get rid of it. - Get rid of it.
-嘿 -抱歉 各位
- Hi. - Sorry, guys.
-刚才在... -腹肌不错 -...走时装秀
- I'm just... - Your obliques are looking really good. - ...doing a fashion show.
-喜欢吗 -喜欢
- Do you love it? - I love it.
我的天
Oh, my gosh.
这是他们的爱情故事吗
Is this a book about their love story?
她为他俩的爱情故事写了本书
She wrote a book about their love story.
太甜了
This is the cutest thing.
-你收到这个的时候哭了吗 -有大哭吗
- Did you cry when you got this? - Full cry?
-看到这个你有什么感觉 -感觉到爱
- What did you feel when you saw it? - I felt love.
-来 来 来 -别 别 别 那样超级痛
- Here, here, here. - No, no, no. That's gonna hurt him so bad.
那又怎样 我现在才能专心工作
So? I can concentrate now.
-我们得和珊楠告别了 -去上班吗 -我去上班了
- We gotta say goodbye to Shannan, y'all. - You're going to work? - I'm going to work.
尚尚
Shan-Shan?
-我帮你把包拿出去吧 -好的
- Can I help you carry your bag out? - Sure.
-真遗憾 -我喜欢亲亲
- I'm sorry. - I love kisses.
我爱你们
I love you guys.
拜
Bye.
-这家具哪来的 -是她和前夫的
- Where did this furniture come from? - Her and her ex.
她和前夫的
Her and her ex.
那个书架也是 其他的都放在仓库里
Same thing with that bookshelf. And then everything else is just simply in storage.
-因为没有地方了 -睡在她和前夫
- Cause we don't have anywhere else. - How does sleeping in a bed
-曾经睡过的床上感觉怎么样 -我尽量不想这件事 所以...
- that her and her ex slept in make you feel? - You try not to think about it, okay? So...
你很难做出承诺也许跟
You think maybe that's keeping some kind of the committal issues
这些她前夫的痕迹有关
is there's still pieces of the ex's in here that need to go?
也许是吧
Possibly, yes.
我挺想扔掉这些
I would love to leave those.
猫也开始喜欢这个了
Of course the cats are starting to love it, too.
对 猫有点过分喜欢了
Yeah, the cats are loving it too much.
和你的新欢睡在
Sleeping in the same bed with
旧爱睡过的床上...
your new man that you did with your old man...
你看电影或者电视的时候感觉
When you watch movies and you see a show and you're like,
"好吧 他太迷人了"或者"这个明星太帅了"的时候
"Okay, that guy looks awesome." Or "That star looks awesome."
一般会想到谁 看到谁
Who are you thinking about? Who are you looking at? Who do you think looks good?
奇怪 比如弗莱泽·克雷恩... 对...
Oddly enough, someone like Frasier Crane from... Yeah...
我也不知道为什么 可能我太喜欢毛背心了
I don't know why. Maybe 'cause I like my sweater vest.
我觉得我的工作结束了
I think my work here is done.
我没办法... 我们帮不了他
I can't... We can't help him!
我们不行... 他无药可救了
We can't... He's a lost soul.
-坦 你还好吗 -没救了 卡拉莫
- Tan, are you okay? - We can't help him, Karamo!
坦 怎么了 怎么了
Tan, what's wrong? What's wrong?
-他的时尚标杆是弗莱泽·克雷恩 -不 你在开玩笑吧
- His style icon's Frasier Crane! - No, you're joking.
这里太他妈吓人了
Now this makes so much frigging sense and it's terrifying.
完美 驱虱洗发水 太棒了
Perfect, some lice shampoo. Great.
-你刚才不是用了她的梳子吗 -对
- Didn't you just use her comb? - I did.
素食鸡柳
Veggie chicken strips.
为什么 既然是素食主义者 吃蔬菜就好了
It's like... why? If you're gonna be a vegetarian, just like, eat veggies.
我是乔纳森范尼斯正在乔治亚州野外的浴室
This is Jonathan Van Ness reporting live from this bathroom
为您发回报道
in the wilderness of Georgia.
素食鸡块 太奇怪了
Veggie chicken nuggets. That's so weird.
我想介绍一瓶
It's a lice killing shampoo that I'd
驱虱洗发水但因为有商标
love to show you but there's a brand name on it
我不太确定能否出镜 但确实是驱虱 我有点紧张
so I'm not quite sure if I can, but it is lice, I am nervous.
我刚用过这里的一把塑料梳
I did use a plastic comb that's right here.
我用过这把梳子
I did use this comb.
整洁 我喜欢 刀具应该放在专用的抽屉
This is neat, I like this. Knives should be in their own drawer.
我想确认有没有虱子
I'm trying to make sure this isn't a louse right now.
那是小虱子吗
Is that a little baby lice?
-不 只是头皮屑 -好像是头发 对
- No, that's just dandruff. - It's like hair, yeah.
你们俩在一起三年了吗
You two have been together three years now?
你想和她结婚吗
Is marrying her something you wanna do?
想 我想迈出这一步
Yes. I wanna take that
告诉她她就是那个人
step to show her that I'm committed to her.
你觉得珊楠愿意和你一起迈出这一步吗
Do you think that Shannan wants to take the next step with you?
她... 我觉得她最近一直在给我暗示
She... I think I've been receiving some hints lately.
有次她不小心把戒指尺寸说漏嘴了 还有次购物...
She's kind of let slip her ring size and we went shopping...
那不叫暗示 叫敲打
That's not a hint, that's called a kick in the ass.
-这个叫法才对 -有次购物...
- That's what that's called. - We went shopping
她碰巧路过珠宝柜
and she just happened to passed a window with jewelry,
然后说"我喜欢这个款式 这个样子" 所以...
and she's like, "I like this band. And I like this style." So...
-那为什么拖着呢 -我不知道怎么求婚 所以...
- So, what has been the hold up? - I don't know how to do it. So...
我理解 婚姻很吓人
I get it. Marriage is a scary step.
为了做好 男方的压力特别大
And there's a lot of pressure on men to do it right.
但最终
But at the end of the day,
如果你真的爱一个人
if you truly love this
你想和他们共度一生
person and you wanna spend your life with them,
就得忘记借口 勇敢地站起来 为你的另一半迈出这一步
you gotta throw the excuses out of the door and step up and be the man for your partner.
这周末你要做什么
By the end of this week, what are you gonna do?
我要向珊楠求婚
I'm gonna propose to Shannan.
我们搞清了他为什么迟疑 所以接下来
Like... we figured out what was holding him back, so over this next week,
我们要搞清楚怎么求婚
we're gonna figure out how to propose to her.
-我有点激动 -老兄 你看起来超激动的
- I'm getting pretty excited. - Boy, you seem so excited.
换句话说 你的激动和生气是一个样子
Another word, your excited face is the same as your mad face.
-你看起来很高兴 -他确实很高兴
- You look happy. - He does.
-你看起来很高兴 而我很激动 -我很激动
- You look happy and I'm excited. - I'm very excited.
-我很激动 -对
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