传教士

Preacher S01E10

Part 4 May 6, 2020, 9:04 a.m.

So sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
卡西
Cass.
你还好吗杰西说你给警♥察♥逮到了
You okay? Jesse said the cops got you.
是的没事我很好
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
他们只是警告了我一下
They just let me off with a warning
然后给我身上留了几个弹孔
and a couple of bullet holes.
很高兴你能来
Happy you're here.
我肯定不会错过的
I wouldn't miss it.
抬头看
Look up.
快开始了跟你哥哥坐一起去
It's about to start. Go sit with your brothers.
我们能留个位置给迈尔斯吗
Could we save a seat for Miles?
不用了迈尔斯不来
No, Miles isn't coming.
他不想见上帝吗
He doesn't want to meet God?
他去别的地方见他了
He's meeting him somewhere else.
我就在这里好吗妈妈就在这里
I'm here, okay? Mommy's here.
传教士就在那警长
Preacher's right there, Sheriff.
你不去逮捕他吗
Ain't you gonna arrest him?
安宁与你们同在
Peace be with you.
是是是谢谢你们大家前来
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming out, y'all.
天呐上座率真高
Ooh, boy, what a turnout.
当然了今天是个大日子
Yeah, well, it is a big day.
今天我们将要回答人类最急迫的疑问
Today, we answer mankind's most pressing question,
也就是到底出了什么事
namely...what the hell's going on?
现在这里这位卡斯特传教士辩称
Now, Preacher Custer here argues,
上帝不仅存在
not only is there a God,
而且他还能把他从天堂叫下来
he's going to call him down
就叫到这个房♥间里
right into this room
然后我们所有人都将能和他对话
and we're all gonna talk to him.
我说的没错吧卡斯特传教士
Ain't that right, Preacher Custer?
差不多是这样
Something like that.
而我的看法是我在这整件事中坚持的立场是
What I say, my position in all of this is,
卡斯特传教士
that Preacher Custer,
跟有史以来的每一位传教士
like every single preacher, priest, and holy man
神父还有圣人一样满嘴谎言
since the dawn of time, is full of shit.
唯一真正的上帝
The only true God --
唯一真正的上帝
the only real God --
是肉之上帝
is the God of Meat.
总之不管怎样谁说对了就能得到这教堂
Well, anyway, whoever's right, you know, gets the church,
所以就不再多说废话了
so, uh, enough with all the preamble-lizing.
我们开始吧好吗
Let's get started, shall we?
卡斯特传教士
Uh, Preacher Custer?
给我们看看上帝吧
Show us God.
天使之手知道吗
Angel hands. Yeah?
把它的老二给射掉
Just shoot its dick off.
好了也就这样了
Well, all right, yep, there it is.
看来结果出来了
Guess that settles it.
怎么回事
What the hell?
太阳不见了
The sun!
没事的别紧张
It's all right. Don't panic.
没事的大家都放轻松没事的
It's okay. Everyone relax. It's all right.
没什么好怕的
Nothing to be afraid of.
看着我
Look upon me!
我乃一切的初始与终结
I am the Alpha and the Omega
我乃明亮的晨星
and the bright morning star.
我乃主你们的上帝
I am the Lord, your God.
我的孩子们你们因何事呼唤我
My children, why have you called me?
主啊请原谅我们
God, forgive us.
我们...
We...
我呼唤你是因为我们都心存疑问
I called you 'cause we all have questions.
对我的...疑问吗
Questions...for me?
无意冒犯我们想要知道...
Respectfully... we would like to know --
你们怎么敢质疑你们的上帝
How dare you question your God!
岂有此理
How dare you!
不你岂有此理
No! How dare you!
你不能这样吼我们
You can't shout at us like that!
该大叫的是我们
We're the ones should be screaming,
-你这个高傲自大的混... -图丽普
- you sick, stuck-up -- - Tulip!
你还吓哭了小宝宝
And you made a baby cry.
我就说他是个白人
I told you he was a white guy.
"我即是我"
"I am,"
是你们唯一需要的答案
Is the only answer you need!
不那不够
No, that is not good enough!
低头看看我们
Look at us down here.
心中满是贪婪仇恨与怀疑
Hearts full of greed, hate and doubt.
罪恶占了上风你就要输了
Sin is winning and you're losing!
如果我们是你的孩子
So, if we are your children,
你为什么不拿出点父亲的样子
why don't you act like a father?
从你繁忙的日程中抽出点时间
Take some time out of your busy schedule
来回答我们该死的问题
and answer some goddamn questions.
带种
Balls.
好吧
Very well.
你们有什么问题
What are your questions?
为什么坏事会发生在好人身上
Why do bad things happen to good people?
是这样的
Ah, yes.
当我创造人类之时
You see, when I created humanity,
我希望你们能拥有一切
I wanted you to have everything.
快乐希望爱
Joy, hope, love,
但也有痛苦
but also pain...
这一切使你们生而为人
everything that makes you a person.
明白吗
Do you understand?
明白
Yeah.
很好
Good.
但是为什么
But why?
-你问过了 -该轮到我了你坐下
- You had your turn! - My turn! Sit down!
你把恐龙怎么了
What did you do to the dinosaurs?!
天堂是什么模样
What's Heaven like?
有一次我吸了不少天使粉
You know one time, I took quite a bit of angel dust
然后我一口气喝了八罐红牛
and then I drank an eight-pack of Red Bull,
-然后去了比伯的演唱会 -我的孩子们
- and went to a Bieber concert. - Children, my children.
说实话这场面比那次还疯狂
Honestly, this is crazier than that.
你你
Hey! Hey, you!
我的家人
My family,
我的宝贝女儿我的露西小宝贝
my baby girl, my little Lucy Loo!
她怎么了
What about her?
她在天堂与你同在吗
Is she there... with you?
是的她在这
Yes. She is here.
你呢传教士
What about you, Preacher?
你一定有问题想问
You must have a question.
我想我有很多问题
I guess I got lots of 'em.
但如果我只能问一个
But if I had just one...
我长久以来一直想知道
I've been wondering for a long time now...
你对我有什么计划
what's your plan for me?
做你羊群的牧羊人
To be a shepherd to your flock.
引导他们打理教堂
To tend to them and the church.
但我失败了
But I failed at that.
如果我不能用它来拯救众人
So why did you give me this power if...
你为什么给我这种能力
if I can't use it to save them?
你没有失败我的孩子
You have not failed, my son.
你带领他们来到我面前
You brought them to me
因此他们都被拯救了
and so they are saved.
真的吗
Really?
包括尤金
Even Eugene?
是的包括他
Yes. Even him.
你们都被拯救了
You are all saved!
真了不起杰西
It's amazing, Jesse.
你做到了
You did it.
可我将他打下地狱了
But I sent him to Hell!
你是怎样将他打下地狱的我的孩子
And... how did you do that, my son?
用我的能力
With the power.
用创世纪
With Genesis.
对是的