剧集 | 吉尔莫女孩(2000) | 导航列表
找你朋友旁边的空座去 比如 大祭司卡亚法斯?(给耶稣定罪的犹太人)
Perhaps there's an empty chair next to one of your friends, say, the high priest Caiaphas?
- 他会收留你的 - 大概吧
- Maybe he can accommodate you, hm? - I guess so.
Rory 有个杂技小演员说我有口臭
Hey, Rory, one of those little acrobat boys told me my breath smells stinky.
- 太没规矩了 - 我叫他们乳臭未干的杂耍小鬼
- They're running wild. - Acro-brats, I call them.
- 哇哈哈 叫得好! - 谢谢
- Ha, nice! - Thank you.
- 拿到你的雪貂了? - 他看着不咋的
- Got your ferret. - Oh, he looks mean.
这世上没有友善的雪貂 更别想有可爱型的了
I don't think there's any such thing as a friendly ferret and definitely not a cute one.
是哦 这些雪貂有很多硬仗要打
Yeah, they got dealt a rough card, those ferrets.
喂 新艺术钟表女孩 不许拿手碰脸
Oh, hey, art nouveau clock girl, hands off the face.
什么? 新艺术钟表女孩碰了自己的脸? 这里乱透了
What? Art nouveau clock girl touched her face? This place is bedlam.
放轻松啦 Taylor 一切都按计划进行 抽根烟去
Oh, relax, Taylor. We're right on schedule. Have a cigarette.
- 我不抽烟的 - 你就不能开始抽吗?
- I don't smoke. - Could you start?
Taylor 看呀 你的堂兄来后台看你了
Taylor, look, your cousin came to visit you backstage to say hello.
你好! 多么美好的夜晚啊! 你有老鼠吗? 我有点饿了
Oh, hello! What a pretty night it is for a festival! Do you have a mouse? I'm feeling a bit peckish.
- 把那玩意儿放下来 - 逗你开心嘛
- Put that down. - Just trying to lighten the mood.
太迟了 伍德伯里镇的Hank坐在第一排正中 想让我抓狂
It's too late. That Hank from Woodbury is sitting front-row center just trying to psych me out.
- 大家都准备好了 Taylor 放心 - 我希望每一个人都是
- Everybody's ready, Taylor, really. - I hope everybody is ready.
嘿 我们来做好朋友 能咬你脖子吗?
Hey, let's all be friends. Can I nibble your neck?
- 他今晚紧张死了 - 再多学几句雪貂说话
- He's really got his knickers in a twist tonight. - Hey, talk more like a ferret.
- 对不起 该把它放你肩上了 - Sookie没事吧?
- Sorry, time to attach it. - So, is Sookie okay?
她好着呢 挺着大肚子待产 状态还不错
Oh, she's great. Still big, still waiting, but she's fine.
那好
Oh, good.
她是那个半夜把我摇醒
Was she the one shaking me in the middle of the night yelling,
还不停问我 "是什么让你从娘胎里面出来啊"
"what motivated you to come out of your mother" over and over?
她是有那么点神经兮兮的 好了
She got a little spooked. There.
- 哇塞 你好漂亮啊 安西娅 - 我觉得很有油画感
- Wow. You're beautiful, Anthea. - I feel very painty.
- 我要去换衣服了 好好演哦 - 我会的
- I gotta go change. Freeze good. - I will.
时间快到了 我准备好了
The time approaches. I am ready.
你是不是该检查下你的 Gumby-Pokey手表(美动画角色)啊 Kirk
You might want to check that Gumby/Pokey watch, Kirk.
不好意思 这是收藏 不是玩具
Right. Sorry. And it's a collectible, not a toy.
是给成年人的...非常珍贵
It's an adult... it's very valuable.
女士们先生们 我是Taylor Doose
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Taylor Doose.
欢迎光临第43届康涅狄格真活艺术节
Welcome to the 43rd annual Connecticut Festival of Living Pictures.
本届艺术节原定由伍德伯里镇举办
As you may know, the town of Woodbury was supposed to host this year's festival,
但由于最近洪水泛滥 伍德伯里镇放弃了主办权
but due to their recent flooding, Woodbury backed out.
因为有点小小的湿气在 他们就觉得 "不管那么多了"
They got a little moisture over there and basically said, "Oh, well, whatever, never mind."
我们Stars Hollow镇欣然接手了
But the town of Stars Hollow was happy to step in
因为如此重要的传统 必须持续下去
because this vital tradition must continue.
"真活艺术节" 历史久远...
"The Festival of Living Pictures" has a storied history...
Cecilia 好个性感美丽的名字
Cecilia - that's a very pretty name. Very pretty.
别沾花惹草了 Andrew
Keep it in your pants, Andrew.
大家听好 消防队没法进到我们场地
Okay, listen up, people. The fire department is out here
因为有个蠢蛋把车停在了禁停区 我警告过各位不能停那儿的
because some dingbat parked in the red zone. Now, I warned you guys about parking there.
谁把车停那边了? 快说 否则就把你的车拖走了 到底是谁?
So, who is it? Come on, speak up or you're gonna be towed. Who is it?
我来的时候看到 好像是Kirk的车
I saw it when I came in, I think that's Kirk's.
- 你个叛徒犹大 - 把车开走 Kirk
- You Judas! - Go move it, Kirk!
- 我想帮忙而已 - 你在背叛我之前应该先吻我的脸颊吧?
- Just trying to help. - Shouldn't you kiss me on the cheek before you betray me?
- 你车会被拖走的 - 离我远点 伙计!
- You're gonna get towed. - Just keep away from me, pal!
你这种高人一等的态度真烦人
You know, I'm getting a little tired of this holier-than-thou attitude of yours.
- 我是来真的 - Rory 上 轮到你了
- I mean it. - Rory, go, go, you're on.
嘿 新艺术钟表女孩 有打火机吗?
Hey, art nouveau clock girl, you got your Zippo on you?
第一幅作品 是由我们小镇的艺术家精心创作而成
Our first tableau was created by the talented craftsmen in our little town.
是意大利著名画家吉罗拉莫-帕米加尼诺 的作品
It is a painting by the Italian master Girolamo Parmigianino.
他出生于帕尔马 属于风格主义流派 擅长人物肖像
He was born in Parma and was of the mannerist school, becoming a master portraitist,
融合了感官派和拉斐尔的古典风格
blending the sensual style with the classical style of Raphael,
正如你们在他的 "女孩安西娅的肖像"中看到的那样
as you can see in his "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea."
"最后的晚餐"的朋友们 还有5分钟上
Five minutes to "The Last Supper", people, five minutes.
我的上帝啊! 耶稣 犹大 别打了!
Oh, my God! Christ, Judas, stop fighting!
你们这帮没用的门徒 怎么不让他们停手呢?
Shame you apostles, why couldn't you get in there and stop 'em?
等我脱下这套衣服 露出肌肉的时候 就有你好受的!
If I've re-pulled my calf muscle, you are so getting it!
那就来吧 你这个混♥蛋♥!
So perform a miracle and unpull it, you jerk!
亵渎者! 亵渎者和叛徒!
You're a blasphemer! You're a blasphemer and a traitor!
- 面对现实吧 你长那么丑 - 没时间研究谁对谁错了
- And let's face it, you're unattractive. - Okay, we got no time for this.
衣服穿好 准备上台! 各位门徒 把耶稣和犹大隔开!
Get your butts on that stage! And, apostles, keep Christ and Judas apart!
达芬奇的"最后的晚餐"是全世界 最受景仰的作品之一
Da vinci's "Last Supper" has become one of the most revered masterpieces in the world.
这幅壁画于1498年创作完成 它的赞誉始终没有褪色过
This majestic fresco was completed in 1498 and its prestige has never diminished.
你从一开始就是个混♥蛋♥ Shakey's那是怎么回事?
You've been a jerk from the start! What about Shakey's?
- 你们自己跑去喝酒了 你还骗我说没聚会 - 你在乱想
- You all went out without me, and you lied about it. - You're imagining things.
Simon Peter证实了 James 河神之子 莱比厄斯都证实了
Well, Simon Peter said so. James, the son of Alpheus, Lebbeus - they all said so.
- 你什么时候跟莱比厄斯聊过了? - 我的老天 你俩要再不住嘴
- When did you speak with Lebbeus? - God help me, if you two don't shut up,
我就把这些纸做的面包卷塞到你们嘴里! 够了 够了! 拉幕!
I'm gonna stick these papier-mch?rolls down your throats! That's it! That's it! Curtain!
现在请大家欣赏"最后的晚餐"
And so now may we present "The Last Supper."
我在台上怎么样? 雪貂有没有抢我镜头?
So I was good? The ferret didn't upstage me?
雪貂没有抢你镜头
The ferret underplayed it nicely.
那不是吉他手吗?
Hey, isn't that that guitarist?
是他 Gil 哎呀 我本来想明天告诉他坏消息的
It is. It's Gil. Rats, I was gonna call him tomorrow with the bad news.
你可以假装没看到他的
Well, you could just walk away rudely.
我去打个招呼 跟他说明天打给他
I'll say a quick hello and tell him I'll call him tomorrow.
嗨 Lane 真神奇啊!
Hey, Lane. Trippy, huh?
是啊 你好吗 Gil?
Totally. How you doin', Gil?
很好 看到海报 就过来看看
Great. I saw the flyers, I thought I'd come check it out.
哦 挺不错的
Cool, great, yeah.
- 别太紧张了 - 什么意思?
- Hey, don't sweat it, okay? - What do you mean?
没事啦 我知道乐队不会要我
It's okay. I know I'm not in the band.
我多少猜到了 年龄差距 我是无所谓啦 有点奇怪而已
I picked up the vibe. The age difference... it doesn't bother me, but it's a little weird, I know.
- 是有一点 - 没事的
- Maybe a little. - It's cool, really.
那就好 你是个很棒的人 Gil 还是个非常了不起的吉他手
Good. Well, you're a great guy, Gil, and a great guitarist.
- 很快会有人发现你这个人才的 - 希望如此
- Someone's gonna scoop you up quick. - I hope so.
- 无论如何 我准备继续努力 不像上次了 - 上次?
- I'm gonna keep going no matter what, not like last time. - Last time?
我在洛杉矶组过一支大热的乐队
Yeah. I had another band, a great band, the hottest band in L.A.
我们横扫所有主流俱乐部 比如爵士之家 威士忌之类唱片公♥司♥星探喜欢去的
We sold out all the clubs - The House of Blues, The Whiskey. A&R guys were hanging out.
我们有了一张超赞的小样唱片 然后就休了一个大假
We had an awesome demo with tunes. Then we got our big break -
我们拿到做Quiet Riot乐队 全国巡演的暖场的机会
an opening slot on a national tour with Quiet Riot.
可我们搞砸了 我们一直为了钱和女人争执不休
But we blew it. We were fighting all the time over money, over chicks.
- 结果在巡演开始前 乐队就散了 - 不会吧
- We broke up before the tour even started. - Oh no.
我太难过了 好几年没有碰吉他 随便找了份工作 过过日子
It killed me. I didn't touch my Axe for years. I just got a day gig and lived my life.
几个月前 我拿起了吉他 意识到自己有多么想念它
Then a few months ago, I picked up my guitar, and I realized how much I missed it.
所以我又开始追寻我的音乐 于是你们听到了我的样带
So I went out looking again, and that's how you got my tape.
这次任何事情都没法阻挡我了
But I'm not stopping this time for anything.
我会坚持到成功的
I'm gonna keep going until it happens.
很感谢你们跟我合作 非常荣幸 你们都很优秀
But thanks for letting me play with you guys. It was a blast. You're fantastic.
那要习惯跟我们一起演奏哦 Gil 因为我们决定要你了
Well, get used to playing with us, Gil, 'cause you're in the band.
- 真的吗? - 真的
- Really? - Really.
- 真的假的? - 真的
- No way! - Way.
我的上帝啊 太好了 不敢相信
Oh, my God! This is so cool! I can't believe it.
- 明天打给你细谈 - 好的 明天再聊
- I'll call you tomorrow, okay? - Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
老婆 孩子们 我加入乐队了!
Honey, kids, I am in the band!
- 我们的吉他手已经结婚了 - 你让他的孩子们也很开心哦
- Our guitarist is married. - You made his kids happy, too.
你们还一起看了"骇客帝国"前两集DVD
You guys watched the first two "Matrix"s on DVD together, too.
- 我全知道了 - 离我远点
- I heard all about it. - Get away from me.
"最后的晚餐" 女士们先生们 多么宁静啊
"The Last Supper," ladies and gentlemen. Serene, wasn't it?
最好快点下单 我们就要...
Better order quick. We're closing...
- 关门了 - 惊喜吧
- Soon. - Surprise.
的确
I'll say.
- 那边很多人在疯狂的样子 - 嗯 是疯狂图片节 所以...
- Lots of nuttiness going on out there. - Yeah, it's the festival of nutty pictures, so...
- 你成功躲过疯狂了? - 躲过了一大半
- You successfully avoid the nuttiness? - Yeah, for the most part, yeah.
耶稣的桌子坏了 所以我去修了一下
Christ's table was broken, so I fixed it.
- 他本人是个木匠 应该可以自己修的 - 没错...
- He's a carpenter, he should have fixed it himself. - Yeah, well...
说起疯狂... 你和我之间的一切
Speaking of nutty... all this, you and me.
- 这事要发生在别人身上 我会笑死的 - 你指的是?
- If it were happening to anyone else, I'd laugh. - About what?
结婚导致我们分手 很讽刺
Well, getting married is what broke us up. You gotta love the irony.
是有那么点讽刺意味
Yeah, it is a little ironic.
Luke 我不觉得在船上结婚是错的
Luke, I'm not gonna say that getting married on that ship like we did wasn't wrong.
我们当初应该考虑再成熟些 但是...
We should have thought more about it, but...
匆匆忙忙离婚也许同样是不对的
maybe rushing into divorce would be just as wrong.
- 你在说什么? - 还是你跟我啊
- What are you talking about? - Well, we're still you and me.
- 为什么不能找回我们曾有的呢? - 你是指?
- Why can't we have what we had before? - Which was?
- 两个相爱的人 喜欢在一起的感觉 - 我们在办离婚耶
- Two people who loved being together. - We're in the middle of a divorce.
- 可以推迟的 - 可以吗?
- We can postpone it. - We can?
我是律师 当然了解
I'm a lawyer, I know these things.
剧集 | 吉尔莫女孩(2000) | 导航列表