熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S04E14

Part 3 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:49 p.m.

Did you ever think about how our first kiss would go down?
你想没想过我们初吻的情景
A million times.
想过一百万次了
Tell me.
和我说说
I think I'd rather show you.
我更想展现给你看
Okay.
好吧
So, a few years ago,
几年前
I shot a video of you and Smith kissing in the plaza.
我拍了一段你和史密斯在商场里接吻的视频
I imported it into After Effects and digitally removed Smith --
我把它用"后期处理"打开去除了史密斯
which, if you've ever Rotoscoped before,
如果你之前用过"帧处理"的话
you know this a nightmare.
你就知道这有多让人崩溃了
All I got to do is step up here to the old green screen.
我只要走到这块旧绿板这里
Uh, just keep watching the monitor.
你看着屏幕就行
Okay.
好吧
Just slide right in here, and kiss you.
就这样慢慢靠向你吻你
And I just now, this moment, am realizing how creepy this is.
我刚刚此刻意识到这很猥琐
No one's ever made me a stalker video
以前别人给我做这种骚扰视频
that I didn't have to see in a courtroom first.
我都是在法♥院♥里看到的
I love it.
我太喜欢了
You know, maybe, um...
你知道吗或许...
maybe you should tell me
或许你该告诉我
how you thought our first kiss would go,
你是如何想象我们的初吻的
and, uh, I'll make it happen.
然后我会让它变为现实
I thought we'd be all dressed up.
我想象我们得都打扮一下
I thought we'd be out under the stars.
然后站在星空下
And then we would hold each other...
接着我们彼此相拥...
and lean in.
四唇相合
And then I would notice all your weird roommates staring at us.
然后我发现你那些奇葩室友都在围观
Seriously, Garrett?
你不是吧盖瑞特
When I saw my dad in New York,
当我看到我爸爸在纽约
ice-skating with that same woman and her kids,
和那个女人还有她的孩子们滑冰时
I asked him point-blank,
我直接就问他
"Dad, do you have a whole other family
"爸爸你是不是还有个我和妈妈
that mom and I don't know about?"
都不知道的家"
Oh, that means, "Thank you for sharing."
那个是在说"谢谢分享"
Hey, dummy. The other one.
喂蠢货不是叫你
We have to leave soon. You haven't packed for me yet.
我们一会就要走了你还没给我收拾好行李
We have to get Dog Travis and Riggs to fall in love.
我们得撮合小小崔和芮格斯
And I need to stop betraying my mom with my silence.
我不能再用沉默背叛我妈妈了
I can't help you, but I can speed you two geniuses up.
我帮不了你但我要提醒你们两个白♥痴♥
Dogs can't feel love.
狗是感受不到爱的
That giant thing has a tiny, tiny pea-brain.
那大家伙的脑子就和花生米一样大
Oh, Ellie.
艾莉
You're so smart with human stuff,
你很了解人
but you're so dumb with dogs.
但对狗一窍不通
Game on.
来比一比
Call your dog.
叫你的狗
Show me your love for each other.
让我看看你们的感情
Come on, buddy!
来吧伙计
Come give me a face full of kisses,
来亲我一脸
you big, beautiful bastard.
你这又大又漂亮的狗蛋
Hey, dumb animal...
傻狗这边
Steak.
牛排
Dog Trav, no!
小小崔别
Who held your paw when they took your nuts?
当他们抢你东西时是谁握住了你的爪
I mean, what we have is real!
我们之间的感情是真的
He loves me.
它爱我
This sucks.
真恶心
We need to leave for the airport in a few hours,
我们几小时后要赶去机场
and we haven't even packed yet.
但我们还没收行李
Calm down. We're gonna find him.
淡定我们会找到他的
We just need to look for something
我们只要注意找
with gray hair and a sweater.
灰发穿毛衣的老头
What the...
天呐
Eastwood.
伊斯特伍德
Soup.
汤
Right.
真太好了
"Hey, Grayson. What did you do today?
"格雷森你今天干了点什么
"Oh, me? Not much. Just waded through 10,000 geezers,
"我吗没什么就穿过一万个老头
"searching for an insane old man
"找一个一看到医院
"who turned into a dog when he saw a doctor's office."
"跑得比狗还快的疯老头"
All right, that's it.
好吧就是这样
Listen up, old people!
听我说老人家们
Uh, Mr. Eastwood would like to speak!
伊斯特伍德先生有话要说
What are you doing?
你这是干嘛
Just go with it.
让你说就说嘛
Make my day.
很高兴站在这里
Hello, chair.
在座的各位大家好
Thank you.
谢谢
Listen, dad, I know you're here,
听着爸我知道你在这
and I know what you're wearing!
我知道你穿什么衣服
You got to help me.
你们得帮帮我
She wants to take me to the doctor.
她要带我去看医生
I have Werther's now!
我这有"维特"哦
If you're standing near my dad,
如果你站在我爸边上
would you please raise your hand!
麻烦你举手示意一下
I'd have made the same choice.
换了是我我也会举
Did Grayson ask you to tend bar while he's gone?
格雷森有叫你替他看酒吧吗
No. We have to get some plane drinks in us
没有我们得在喝到飞机上的烂酒之前
before we get our plane drinks.
喝点烂酒
What can do you for, her-dee-der?
你要点什么手下败将
How about a true friend?
给我来一份真心朋友吧
Or a love that I can believe in? You have that behind the bar?
或者一份可以相信的爱你那有吗
You did this. Are you happy?
都是你害的现在开心啦
I literally cannot stop smiling.
我的嘴都合不拢了
My best friend in the world only cares about his own needs, man.
我在这世上最好的朋友却只在乎他自己的需求
He was just using me for food and after-dinner butt scratches.
他只是在利用我给他食物和饭后挠屁屁
You and Andy have an intense relationship.
你和安迪的关系很紧张吗
He was talking about Dog Travis.
他说的是小小崔
But I've walked in on those two doing weirder stuff.
但我确实见过他们俩做更猥琐的事
No, you haven't. No?
没有的事儿没有吗
Should I describe the time I walked in
要不要我描述一下那次看到
and you guys were re-enacting the pottery scene from "Ghost"?
你俩正在学《人鬼情未了》里做陶器的场景
I've told you, we've never even seen that movie.
我跟你说过我们压根没看过那部电影
He just wanted help making a vase.
他只是想帮我做个花瓶
You guys want to sit over there?
你俩要不要坐边上去
No, we're fine holding him.
不用我们抓着他就好
Let's just get this over with. Check me out, sawbones.
直接开始检查吧医生
Of course, chick, but I'm not sure why we're doing this.
当然不过我明白为什么还要检查
You were here last month for a full physical. Remember?
上个月你已经做过全身检查了记得吗
Oh, that's right. We talked about how
对呀我们说过
you were starting to have some memory problems.
你开始出现一些记忆衰退的情况
I told you they'd find something.
我就说他们能查出毛病吧
All right.
好了
I'll see you in a few days. Yeah.
几天后再见好
All right, I'm leaving now. Going on my trip.
我要走了去旅游了
You know, I could die out there, you know?
我或许会死在外面你知道吗
Jet-ski accident, a booze-cruise fire.
飞机事故游轮起火
My heart could explode from a too-tight banana hammock.
性感泳裤可能会让我血脉喷张而死
This could be the last time you see me.
这可能是你最后一次见我了哦
Fine. Whatever, dog. Later.
好吧随便啦臭狗回见了
Oh, you think you can fix it just like that, huh?
你以为你叫两声就能弥补啊
Aww, I love you, you son of a bitch!
爱死你了死狗
Yeah, I love you, too. I love you, too.
好了我也爱你我也爱你
What are we gonna do with us?
不然还能怎样呢
You all packed? Yeah.
都收拾好了吗嗯
I can't believe we're going on vacation
真不敢相信我们的初吻还没完事
with the stupid first-kiss thing still hanging over our heads.
就要去度假了
Maybe we should just make out right now and get it over with.
也许我们应该现在就亲热一把速战速决
Turn around, Garrett.
看你妹加勒特
I don't even care if they watch.
姐已经不在乎了