熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S04E07

Part 3 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:47 p.m.

And, yes, I maybe told him that I wanted to have
是的我可能还跟他说过我想和他
beautiful half-black, naturally blonde babies with him,
生下半黑半白一头金发的漂亮宝宝
but that doesn't mean that I'm ready for things to be super serious.
但那不代表我对一切都已经超认真了啊
I really think that he and I need to slow things down.
我真觉得我俩得慢慢来
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
是的这样不行
You two have been taking it slow for over a year,
你俩已慢慢来了一年多了
and now he's home and he's probably looking to see
现在他回来了可能想确定
if this is gonna be something real.
这一切是不是认真的
Laurie, you're either on that train with him or you're not.
劳里你要么和他同在车上要么跳车
Maybe he's not totally on it.
可能他也不完全在车上啊
Maybe he wants to slow the train down, too, you know?
可能他也想减慢车速啊
Hey. Sorry.
抱歉打断一下
Hey. Um, Mom won't let me get off the phone
除非我邀请你和我们共度复活节
until I tell you you're invited for Easter.
妈妈才会挂电♥话♥
Oh, that's so sweet.
真好
Yeah.
好的
All aboard!
都在车上啦
Hi. I'm not much of a wine gal, but this guy I met downtown
你好我不怎么喝酒但我在市区碰见一人
told me this stuff is perfect for making friends.
跟我说酒这玩意儿特别适合结交朋友
What do you say?
怎么样
Why would you put your foot in the door if you're not wearing shoes?
没穿鞋你怎么还敢光脚挡门
Seems dumb now.
是很蠢哦
Oh, yeah. This toenail's a goner.
脚趾甲压坏了
Are you comfortable there? Do you need a banjo?
你舒服够了吗要不给你把五弦琴弹弹
Great. More redneck jokes.
不错再开几个乡村玩笑
So... yell me about you and Andy.
跟我说说你和安迪的事吧
How long have you two been married?
你俩结婚多久了
We're not married. Oh. Is he gay?
我俩没结婚他是基友吗
I'm not talking to you about this.
我才不要跟你讨论这个
Are you gay?
你是拉拉吗
Look, you dress like a boy.
你看看你穿得跟个男人一样
I've died, and this is my hell.
我已死这是我的地狱
Well, why aren't you two married?
你俩为什么没结婚
W--doesn't he love you?
他不爱你吗
Yes.
爱啊
I don't know. Maybe.
不知道可能吧
Here it comes.
有槽多吐吐
I love that hairy little bald guy so much,
我很爱那个体毛厚重秃头小尺寸的家伙
but we've been together for three years.
我们在一起都三年了
He still hasn't pulled the trigger.
他还没下定决心
He's got me wrapped around his finger, J-bird.
我对他可是百依百顺啊小猪儿
What if he never asks?
他要是不求婚怎么办
What did I do?
我做错什么了
Promise me you'll never tell anyone this.
答应我你不会跟任何人说这件事
I promise.
我保证
Right.
想起来了
Shoot.
糟糕
Let's start with the bad thing I did.
先说说我做的坏事吧
I told your secret.
我泄露了你的秘密
But the great thing? I kept it for years.
往好的方面想我可守了好几年啊
The only secret I kept longer
唯一一个守了更久的秘密就是
was the one about Travis and his second grade girlfriend--
崔维斯和他二年级女朋友的事
This blonde gal named Erin,
那个金发姑娘艾琳
who, turns out, wasn't a girl.
结果不是女孩
I'm not kidding. They actually kissed.
我没在开玩笑他俩真的接吻了
I-I just don't know why you're so upset.
我就搞不懂你怎么这么不高兴
Because when we met, I was a successful attorney.
因为我俩初遇时我还是名成功的律师
Jules, I used to make judges cry.
茱尔斯我以前都让法官哭过
They called me "Tiger bitch."
他们都叫我"老虎悍妇"
Grayson still does.
格雷森还这么叫呢
Now the one thing that makes me feel good about myself
现在唯一使我自我感觉良好的就是
is that I have a husband
我有一位
who has worshipped me since the day we met.
从初遇时就崇拜我的丈夫
I feel embarrassed now that everybody knows that
现在大家都知道事实并非如此
that wasn't always the case.
很让我羞愧难当
I'm sorry.
对不起
It's okay.
没关系
Question--
提问
Does Travis know that Erin was a boy?
崔维斯知道艾琳是男的吗
Don't ever tell him.
永远都不要告诉他
And when I got to the other end of that spaghetti string,
我吃到意大利面条的另一边时
there he was.
发现对面是他
The ultimate meet-cute.
终极版浪♥漫♥邂♥逅♥啊
So you're claiming you went to an Italian restaurant,
所以你是说你去了一家意大利饭馆
didn't realize that they also sat
没发现你对面
a 300-pound animal at your table,
坐了只三百英镑的动物
And then you and this dog
然后你和这只狗
also picked up the opposite ends of the same noodle,
同吃了一条面条的两边
and continued to slurp until your lips met?
一直吃到你们嘴唇相碰
Sounds real to me.
我觉得是真的
I mean, that's why they became best friends.
那样他们才成了好朋友嘛
The idea that there is such a thing
这种自然神奇的时刻下
as a spontaneous, magical moment
俩人眼神对视
where two people lock eyes and have an instant connection
瞬间共鸣
is stupid and fake
这回事既蠢又假
and... damn it!
该死的
Why couldn't I have had a moment like that with Jules?!
我和茱尔斯怎么没有呢
Told you this would be fun.
早说了会很有趣的
Yep.
是啊
No, Mom, Laurie eats ham.
不妈妈劳里吃火腿的
Okay, no, y-you don't have to make anything special.
别了不要事事都搞特殊
If Wade stays in Florida, it's just to be with me.
如果韦德待在佛罗里达还只是和我待在一起
That's too much pressure.
压力山大啊
I like Wade.
我喜欢韦德
He corrected my dougie.
他纠正了我跳的道基舞
I was putting way too much elbow into it.
我肘部动作太多了
Yeah, he's a really good dancer. Yeah, really good.
是的他舞跳得真棒是很棒
But, Andy, what's next? Marriage?
但是安迪下一步干什么结婚吗
I'm used to having my own space.
我已经习惯自己独处了
And his bags are just sitting there in my living room,
他的包现在就躺在我客厅里
All piled up, waitin' to be unpacked.
堆得高高的就差打开了
Literally my worst nightmare.
简直是噩梦中的噩梦
My worst nightmare is cats walking on two legs.
我梦见最可怕的事是猫咪两条腿走路
Just...
就像这样
What are you doing?
你这是干嘛啊
Look, letting Wade into your life is a big risk,
听着接受韦德进入你的生活有风险
But give it a shot.
但可以试一试嘛
If it doesn't feel right, then bail,
如果感觉不对再分开不迟
but don't miss out just because you're scared.
不要因为害怕而错过机会
Trust me, I almost made that mistake.
相信我我就是最好的例子
Hey, you think I can get this penny in that can?
你觉得我能把硬币扔进罐子里吗
What should we call it?
给这个游戏起个什么名字呢
Penny toss. Penny toss.
扔硬币扔硬币
Nah. Let's keep thinking.
怪怪的再想想
Are you gonna ask Ellie to marry you or what?
你到底向不向艾莉求婚
Uh, is she serious?
她认真的吗
Well?
你说呢
Look, lady I just met,
好吧我刚认识的这位女士
Ellie's great, but I still have questions.
艾莉是很好只是我还有疑惑
I mean, is she the one? Will she be a good mom?
她是不是我的真命天女她会不会是个好妈妈
Is she only with me because her mom--
她和我在一起是不是因为她妈
and I quote-- hates the ethnics?
"讨厌少数民族"
Look, I get that Ellie is difficult.
我明白艾莉挺难相处
I mean, she can be downright nasty.
她有时蛮横无理
Abrasive, contentious...
粗鲁好胜
Horrible! Spiteful...
讨人厌小心眼
Grizzly! Vile...
恐怖卑鄙
Snakelike. We're running out of different ways to say "mean."
阴险我们是在变着法子说她"刻薄"
But I do love her.
但我就是爱她
So you're just scared.
那你是害怕了