熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S04E05

Part 3 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:46 p.m.

I mean, if I work here, you don't have to pay me,
我在这工作的话你连工资都不用发
Plus you get to fire that creepy waiter
而且能炒掉那个诡异的男招待
with the giant eyebrows.
眉毛超级粗的那个
Not you.
不是说你
it's him.
就是说他
I know.
我知道
I could waitress. I can bartend.
我可以当女招待还能当酒保
I can fill up the urinals with ice.
我还能给小便池放冰
Why do you do that, by the way?
不过为啥要那样
It's fun to pee on.
那样尿尿很有趣
Oh, great. Now I want to try it.
太棒了我也想试试了
Look, I just want to enjoy my job.
我只是想享受工作
Mm, you think this is fun, pouring beers all day?
你觉得整天倒啤酒就很有趣吗
Whoo! Look at this. It's all foamy.
看啊全是泡沫
You know, how can I say this?
我该怎么说呢
You know how when I rub my temples like this,
知道吗我每次这样按太阳穴
it means I want to kill you?
意思就是我想杀了你
That means you want to kill me?
那是说你想杀了我
You do it, like, 20 times a day.
你每天起码揉二十次
And I've never done this at my bar, not once.
可我从不在酒吧里这么做从不
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
You can't work here.
你不能在这工作
I'll give you morning sex every day for a month.
连续一个月我每天早上和你爱爱
Welcome aboard.
欢迎上岗
Ooh. I gotta go melt some ice.
我要去化点冰了
Do these two people look like they're just saying hello
你看这两像是在打招呼吗
Or like they're gonna stab each other?
还是看着像要揍对方的样子
Definitely stab.
绝对是要打架
Awesome.
太棒了
It's a gang initiation cake.
这是供帮派入会仪式用的蛋糕
I am now the official baker of the latin kings.
我现在可是帮派的官方烘焙师
Li'l Choke is gonna be so excited.
李臭克很定很高兴
He gets stomped in this week.
他这个礼拜被踩了
So, Laurie,
劳里
I want you to hang one of these pictures in your shop.
我想在这两张照片里挑一张挂在你店里
But here's the thing, I took one
可有个问题我拍了一张
and travis took one, you know, with all his talent.
崔维斯用他所有的才智拍了另一张
All you've gotta do is tell me which one's which.
你得判断我们分别拍的哪一张
Just focus on the symbolic use of light
想想印象派光的用法
Utilized to Shut it, art douche.
利用光闭嘴艺术人♥渣♥
Okay.
好吧
This picture really captures this man's soul,
这张照片确实扑捉到这男子的灵魂
You know?
知道吗
But this one is, like, a caught moment in time.
而这张就像时光中被扑捉到的某一刻
It's like I could just, you know,
感觉就像
Turn my head, it's like I'm there.
暮然回首我身临其境
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
天哪天哪
Okay, um,
好吧
This one! Did I pick right, Travis.
这张我挑对了吗崔维斯
Oh! So close.
还是很接近的嘛
I took this one at Bobby's burgers
我在鲍比的汉堡店里拍的这张
on my cell while I spun around in a circle
用手♥机♥拍的我转着圈
with my eyes closed.
还闭着眼睛
If it makes you feel better,
为了让你感觉好点
I also made some artsy cupcakes.
我还做了些艺术纸杯蛋糕
I slipped them into your display case.
我把它们混到你的陈列柜里了
I've been selling cup-fakes?
这里面有伪艺术蛋糕
What's wrong?
怎么了
I can't tell which are his and which are mine.
我都没分出里面还有他做的蛋糕
Art.
艺术啊
I think I'll call this one... "Suck it!"
我给这张起名去死吧
Enjoy your meal.
吃得开心
Hopefully it can replace the love of a woman.
希望它可以取代女人的爱
Do me! Do me!
我也要我也要[上我]
When's the last time a girl said "Yes" to that?
上一次有女人同意你这个要求是什么时候
Back of the line, sasquatch.
排队去大脚野人
Check out all these people.
看这些人啊
I mean, this one guy drove all the way down from Tampa
这家伙一路从坦帕市跑来
Just to meet the burger bitch.
就为了会会你这汉堡毒舌妇
Honest to god, you were put on this earth
说实话你生来就是为了
to hurt people's feelings.
来伤人心的
Shouldn't you be eating goats under a bridge somewhere?
你不是该躲在阴暗的角落里才对吗
We're neighbors.
我们是邻居
She's been doing that to me since before it was cool.
她还没火起来之前就那么说我了
Back of the line.
后面排队去
Hell, yeah!
爽啊
That's how you pour a glass of wine, bitch.
酒就是这样倒的小妞
No, that's how you pour a glass of wine.
那是你倒的酒
If I pour all my glasses like that, I lose money.
如果我也这么倒酒就该赔钱了
Got it.
收到
All right. Who wants a refill?
谁要续杯
Stop ringing my bell.
不许再敲铃了
That's not what you said last night.
你昨晚可不是那么说的
Hey-o!
酷啊
Thank you. Frank, here's your burger.
谢谢弗兰克你的汉堡
That'll be 5 bucks.
5块
We charge 10 bucks for a burger.
一个汉堡我们卖♥♥10块
In real estate, the most important thing is to make the sale.
在地♥产♥交易里最重要的是成交
Frank wasn't gonna buy high.
弗兰克不想出高价
If it makes you feel any better,
说点让你开心的
that woman over there is having a $33 fish-and-chips.
坐那的女人点了份33块的炸鱼薯条
Oh, thanks, Guillermo.
谢谢吉列尔莫
Thank you.
谢谢
I thought you were gonna fire him.
你没炒掉他么
I couldn't. He's got three kids,
我做不到他有三个孩子
Plus he said he'd cover for me on fridays when I do pilates.
再说他答应每周五我上普拉提时替我顶班
So we get the joy of spending every second of every day together,
也就是说我们能在一起享受每时每刻
and I don't even save money?
代价是我不停地赔钱
I also told him he could ring the bell.
我告诉他可以敲铃的
Oh, no. You're doing the temple rub.
天哪你在按太阳穴
Sweetie, what can I do to make it stop?
亲爱的我该怎么做
Really. I'll--I'll do anything.
真的我愿意做任何事
You kept that job for 12 minutes.
你那份工作只干了12分钟就拜拜了
Work sucks.
工作真讨厌
Yeah, it does.
是啊
Jerry, you've been to the house six times.
杰瑞你已经看过那房♥子6次了
Did you see a closet?
看到有衣柜没
Did you walk into it?
你走进去没
Then, yeah, it's a walk-in closet.
是啊那就是个步入式的衣柜
I need a hit.
我需要点激♥情♥的碰撞
More cake icing?
再来点蛋糕冰
No, she gassed up her car on the way over.
不了她在路上加过油了
Mm. Diesel.
柴油味
Andy crapped all over what we do.
安迪把我们干的活全弄砸了
He has no--
他一点都不
Not now, Tarvis.
回头再说崔维斯
You get a 20-second high from good gas.
那气味能让你嗨一小会
Hold on.
等会
Wow. What a rush.
真刺♥激♥
Okay, what did Andy do?
安迪干嘛了
He insulted our crafts.
他简直侮辱我们的事业
Those cakes are so much more than just eggs, flour, and milk.
这些蛋糕不只是鸡蛋面粉牛奶的混合品
I put my soul in them.
这里面可是有灵魂的
And according to some liar on yelp,
当然据点评网上说
one of my fake nails. Whatever.
还有我的假指甲管他呢
Normal people just don't realize
普通的民众可不会了解
the sacrifices we make for our art.
我们为艺术做的牺牲
God, you two are smug.
天哪你俩真是自命不凡
Is this the gasoline talking?
这么说是因为汽油味吗
I mean, let's not forget the dynamic here.
我们不要忘记最初的场景