熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S04E14

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:49 p.m.

I always dreamed about going to see Hollywood.
我总是梦想去好莱坞看看
Hollywood -- bunch of loser wannabe actors,
好莱坞一群做梦都想做大明星的失败者
sending out their lame homemade video reels
把他们在家自♥制♥的二流录像带
to casting agents
寄给演艺经纪人
who never even call them back.
可他们从不给你回电
Dad, someone really close to Anne just recently passed away.
老爸安妮的一位至亲最近过世了
Her husb Not her husband.
她丈不是她丈夫
Thank god. I mean, how hard is it to make one phone call?
谢天谢地打个电♥话♥是有多难啊
"Look, your video reel was fine -- okay? --
"我说你的录像带挺好的
But maybe concentrate on modeling for now."
但目前你或许可以试试去做模特"
I will take that hat back so fast.
再说我就把帽子收回来
Anyway, when is the last time
话说最近一次
that you went to the doctor and got checked out?
你去医生那做体♥检♥是什么时候
Had to be about five years ago.
应该是五年前了
Good night, June-bug.
晚安小茱儿
Are you already in your crazy place?
你是不是已经要抓狂了
Yeah.
是的
Is it something that wine could solve?
喝酒可以解决吗
Maybe if it's Big Lou. But hurry.
或许大卢可以快点
Look, just think happy thoughts, okay?
只要想快乐的事就好了
Like me in my hat or my boy band, yeah.
比如说戴着帽子的我或者我的男子乐队
Everything's gonna be okay.
一切都会没事的
Ooh, that could be our first single.
那或许可以作为我们首支单曲
** Everything's gonna be okay, girl *
* 一切都会没事的姑娘
** Girl *
* 姑娘
You were taken too soon, Big Lou.
你走得太早了大卢
I'll miss you.
我会想你的
Should we pour some out for our homey?
为我们的宝贝洒酒悼念一下吧
What the hell are they doing?
她们是在干啥啊
Wineglass funeral. Hmm.
酒杯葬礼
It's only weird the first time you see it.
第一次见你会觉得诡异
This is like my fourth one.
我已经是第四次观摩了
Yeah, first time as a murderer.
是啊作为凶手倒是头一回
Ohh! For Lou.
噢哦这是为卢打的
For Lou.
为卢打的
Ohh! For Lou!
噢哦为卢打的
You all had rings on!
你们都戴着戒指呐
Promise me you'll all sock him like that when I die.
答应我我死时你们会像那样打他
Yeah, about that, you need to get a checkup, dad.
关于这事你得去做个体♥检♥ 老爸
Why? All my parts are still working.
为啥我身上所有器官都工作正常
I'm able to pee once every six or seven weeks.
每隔六七周我还能尿一次尿
That's a joke.
逗你玩呢
Honey, look, I'm an old man.
亲爱的我老了
If I go to the doctor, they're gonna find something wrong.
要是去医生那做检查他们铁定会查出毛病的
I'd just rather skip all that,
我宁愿略过那些
keep on whistling past the graveyard.
继续吹着口哨走过墓地
That sound good, June-bug?
听起来不错吧小茱儿
No.
不好
You tried. That's all you can do, right?
你已经尽力了你该做的都做了对吧
We're gonna get him to the doctor before we leave,
我们离开之前得把他带到医生那儿
or we're not going on a vacation.
要不然我们哪儿也不去
Fantastic.
好极了
Hey, last night was your first date, wasn't it?
昨晚是你们的第一次约会对吧
How was your first time as lovers?
第一次以爱侣身份相处感觉如何啊
Please don't say it like that.
拜托别这么说
Well, now I'm only gonna say it like that.
现在我只会这么说了
Come on, talk. Did you guys...
说说吧你们有没有...
Slappidy, slappidy, slappidy, slappidy.
风声雨声叫喊声声声入耳
You two are having fun, aren't you?
你俩玩得不亦乐乎是吧
Yes! Uhhuh, yeah.
当然是的
Lovers.
爱侣噢
Look, I know we all tend to talk about everything,
我知道我们几乎无话不谈
but, uh, we're not gonna discuss our relationship with you.
但是我们没打算跟你们谈论我们的关系
It was supes awkward, you guys.
太尴尬了同志们
Or we are. I changed my mind.
还是谈吧我变主意了
It's just really hard to go from being regular friends
从普通朋友成为
to being "Eee-eee, slappidy, slappidy, honk, honk" friends.
"声声入耳"的朋友真的很难
Jules and I were friends first.
茱尔斯和我一开始也是朋友
Of course, my flawless body
当然喽我无可挑剔的身材
helped us get over any awkward parts.
帮助我们度过了难堪
You guys will make it. I promise.
你们会习惯的我保证
Or you won't, and you'll be doomed.
不然的话你们就没戏了
Thanks.
谢了啊
Doomed as lovers.
没戏的爱侣
Hey, thanks for watching Dog Trav for me.
谢谢你替我照看小小崔
No problem.
没事
Thank you for not talking too much about your trip
谢谢你没有大谈特谈你们的旅行
so I don't get jealous. Sure.
不然我肯定嫉妒死了没事
You know, it's been hard,
这挺难的
because the Bahamas are gonna be awesome!
因为能去巴哈马群岛真是太棒了
Ando, can you believe that we're going?
安迪你能相信我们马上就去了吗
No! Yay!
不相信啊太棒了
Oh, I got us these shirts made. Ooh, ooh!
我还给我们做了T恤好极了
"Ba-homies."
"巴岛好友"
Ba-homies! Whoo! Sweet!
巴岛好友真好
Anyway, dog Trav can be tough to connect with. Dogs love me.
和小小崔亲近有点难狗狗都喜欢我
He's not just some dopey nut-licker. You know?
它可不是什么傻傻的只会舔坚果的畜生
For D.T. to love you, he must know that you're pure of heart.
要让小小崔爱上你它必须知道你是出自真心
Let's start with a trust exercise
我们先开始信任练习
so he knows that you're not afraid to be vulnerable.
这样它就知道你不怕显露出自己的软弱
Tell him your most embarrassing secret.
跟它说说你最尴尬的秘密
Okay...
好的...
I'm lactose-intolerant.
我有乳糖不耐症
Well, somebody's clearly holding back.
看来某人有所隐瞒呢
Come on, try again. Dig deep.
再试一次挖深一点
We can't just drive chick to the doctor.
我们不能直接带"鸡爷"去见医生
We need a fake story.
我们得编个故事
Like, where's someplace he really wants to go?
比如他有没有很想去的地方
Thailand. Right, too far.
泰国好吧太远了
Oh, a bikini contest!
比基尼大赛
Right, because we live
你以为我们是生活在
in a straight-to-video "National Lampoon" movie.
小成本电影《国家讽刺文社》里吗
No one's dumb enough to believe we're going to a bikini contest.
没人会傻到相信我们去比基尼大赛
Bikini contest? When, where, and how much are the tickets?
比基尼大赛时间地点票价
And if they're too pricy, is there some sort of
如果票价非常贵
hole-in-the-fence situation where we can watch for free?
是不是包括免费看某些限制级镜头呢
I don't know how much the tickets are,
我不知道票价是多少
but they can't be too much, can they?
但应该不会很贵吧
Wait. Is this contest real or made-up?
等等这比赛是真的还是编的
We're taking chick to the doctor.
我们要带"鸡爷"去医院
Canstill go to the bikini contest?
堪斯蒂尔要去比基尼大赛
Well, I'm sure we can stop there after the doctor's office.
我想去过医院之后我们可以去看看
There is no bikini contest! Slap out of it!
没有比基尼大赛别琢磨这事了
Baby, you're sounding just like us.
宝贝你这语气越来越像我们了
Yes, you've made me dumber. Congratulations.
是的我被你整得更傻了可喜可贺
I hope dad's not too mad
我希望老爸发现
when he finds out where we're taking him.
我们要带他去哪里后别抓狂
Quick hint -- when Dog Travis ran away at the kennel,
温馨提示小小崔跑出狗舍之后
he would have come back if I had a biscuit.
如果我拿出狗饼干它就会跑回来
So just make sure you keep some of chick's favorite treats
所以你们口袋里一定要装着鸡爷最喜欢的糖
in your pocket, just in case he bolts.
以防万一嘛
You're insane.
你疯了
And this is coming from someone who just made up,
这是来自刚刚编了比基尼大赛
and then forgot she made up, a fake bikini contest.
又忘了这茬的人的肺腑之言
I know my dad hates the doctor, but he's not a dog.
我知道我爸讨厌看医生但他也不是狗
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
不不不
Dad, wait! I have treats!
老爸等等我这有糖
Werther's!
"维特"哦
Show me.
拿给我看
Damn it.
该死