熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S04E04

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:46 p.m.

No. She said I had horrible manners.
不是她说我没教养
I mean, can you believe that?
你能相信吗
Well, your shirt does seem to come off a lot for no reason.
你的上衣倒是经常无缘由的消失
Gotta air the dogs out.
爷们儿得经常露露肉嘛
You smell like a man.
你的气味真汉子
Oh, I love you guys, but you're too nice.
我爱你们但你们对我太好了
No, I need someone who's gonna give me the harsh truth,
我需要一个人向我揭示残酷真♥相♥
even if it kills me.
哪怕真♥相♥令我痛苦难堪
I'll do it. I'll do it.
我来我来
How did you--
你怎么...
Your ph-- your phone was on.
你没...没挂电♥话♥
Oh, that necklace is so "Jersey shore."
你这项链真有"泽西海滩"范
Oh, yeah.
来吧
Hey, neighbor. Do you want some grapes?
嗨邻居想来点葡萄吗
Oh, no, thanks! I don't like grapes...
不了谢谢我不喜欢葡萄
anymore.
不会再爱了
You know, she's, like, this perky, hot blonde,
知道吗她是那种风韵十足的金发辣妹
and Tom is...
但汤姆却是...
he's...
他是...
Nontraditional looking?
长得略有违和感
You are so sweet.
你太善解人意了
You know,
你知道
Tom has all that doctor money.
汤姆有他的医生收入
I think Jessica's a gold digger.
也许杰西卡是个拜金女郎
I should know. I wrote the book on gold digging.
我知道的拜金女指南就是我写的
I say we investigate
我说咱们调查一下
and find out what that bitch's deal is.
看看那贱♥人♥在打什么主意吧
No, I'm happy for Tom. We're not investigating anyone.
不我为汤姆高兴我们不要调查了
Oh, hey, sluts.
嘿骚货们
Say what?
你说什么
Is this the window you make Tommy stand outside of?
这就是汤米被你逼着站在外面的窗户吗
Well, that crap is over.
这一套再也不管用了
So no more kissing your ass
他不用再给你拍马屁
and laughing at your little jokes
为你的小笑话赔笑脸
and taking dirty naps up in your bed when you're gone.
也不用趁你不在偷偷在你床上做春梦的人了
I wasn't aware he did that.
我真没发现他这么干过
Just back the hell off.
赶紧给我滚远点
Let's investigate and find out what that bitch's deal is.
咱去调查一下看那贱♥人♥打什么主意吧
Meet you back here in five.
五点在这里见
Oh, I'm loving this!
我越来越喜欢这样了
It's great.
超棒的
Oh damn girl! Where'd you get that body from?
妞啊你这火♥辣♥身材咋修♥炼♥来的啊
Do I really have to say that every time you walk into a room?
你每次走进屋里我都得这句么
Four votes, dude. Deal with it.
四票决议亲接受现实吧
Okay.
好吧
Tom and Jessica just drove into town.
汤姆和杰西卡刚开去了市区
Are you ready to go spy on them?
准备好去跟踪他们了吗
I got my comfy shoes and I got the wine.
我穿上了舒服的鞋带上了酒
Oh, honey, are you sure you wanna bring wine?
亲爱的你真的要带酒吗
We're gonna be standing in one place
我们要在一个地方
for a really long time.
站很长时间
So what? If I have to pee, I'll just squat in the alley.
那又怎样如果要尿尿我会蹲在巷子里
Good idea.
好主意
Oh, hell, yeah, baby!
天哪亲爱的
Stupid rule.
这什么傻叉规则
Comfy shoes, wine-- are those caper supplies?
舒适的鞋酒这是派对用的吗
Is this a caper?
这是要去派对吗
Whenever these two go on one of their adventures
无论她俩去哪个冒险活动
without adult supervision, it's always a disaster.
没有成人监督的话一定是场灾难
She's the fire starter. She's the gasoline pourer.
她是点火的而她是扇风的
Bing.
砰
It's a bad thing.
这是坏事
Remember the time when we lived out
还记得我们那次
all of our favorite song lyrics?
把所有最喜欢的歌♥词都变成现实吗
Oh, yeah. We were dancing in the dark.
对啊我们在黑暗中跳舞
Oh, we drank pina coladas,
喝果汁朗姆酒
then we let all those dogs out. Oh.
然后我们放出全部的狗噢
And I'm the one that has to clean up the mess.
我是那个收拾残局的人
Write this down.
记下来
Do not let these two near any statues of naked men.
不要让她俩接近任何裸体雕塑
That explains that bag of bronze penises in your closet.
怪不得你柜子里有袋青铜鸡鸡
If you say so, yeah.
你说有就有吧
Ready. Bye.
好了再见
I love this place. They've got big ass-burgers.
我喜欢这个地方因为他们有"大的号♥汉堡"
Nope.
不对
They've got big ass burgers?
他们有"大号♥汉堡"
That's much better.
好多了
Hey, thanks for coming on this fake date
谢谢你来这场假约会
and helping me with my manners, E-biscuit.
并帮助我端正行为大饼干
Are you kidding? It combines two of my favorite things--
开玩笑吗这结合了我的两大最爱
eating out and telling people they're gross.
出门吃饭和告诉别人他们很恶心
Now are you at all curious as to why I am still standing?
现在你是否好奇我为什么还站着
I am not.
我不好奇
You always pull a date's chair out when she sits.
通常就座前你应该为女士拉开椅子
Open up with a practical joke. I like it!
恶作剧开场我喜欢
It's for real.
这是认真的
All right.
好吧
There you go.
这下你懂了
And always stand when a woman approaches the table.
当女士靠近桌子的时候要站着
Oh, that's the opposite thing they say at most strip clubs.
这和大多脱衣舞俱乐部说的相反
What's he doing?
他在干什么
He's washing his food-pushing pinkie.
他在洗用来推食物的小指
Yeah, it's for the stuff I push onto my fork.
对为了把食物推到叉子上
I'm not an animal.
我不是动物
Good God.
上帝啊
Not for waitresses.
女服务员就不用站了
These rules are out of control, okay?
这些规则太无理取闹了
I have to put a paper towel down in the toilet
在我上厕所前
before I use the bathroom
必须把纸巾放在马桶里
because apparently, I pee too loud.
因为我尿尿声音响
I have the stream of a 20-year-old.
我的尿像20岁时一样强劲有力
I will not apologize for that.
我不会为此道歉
What's with the tiny spoon?
怎么用那小勺子
Ellie got four votes.
艾莉有四票
She thinks this will slow down my eating.
她认为这会减慢我吃东西的速度
You can either sit there with your baby spoon
你可以坐在这儿用你的小勺子
or you can stand beside me and fight.
或是和我一起反抗
What are you doing?
你要干什么
Bobby and I always seal the deal with a hug pact.
鲍比和我通常用拥抱来达成协议
Yeah, not gonna happen.
我不会那样的
Look, we have you, me, and Bobby.
我们有你我和鲍比
All we need is Travis' vote.
我们只需崔维斯的投票了
The pact is sealed.
达成协议
Go for Trav-tastic.
我是棒棒的小崔
Yeah, I really answer the phone like that. What?
对我就是这样接电♥话♥的怎么了
Balcony can.
在阳台扔硬币
Oh, I just love watching Bobby and Ellie
我真喜欢看鲍比和艾莉
on their pretend date.
进行他们的假约会
They're so cute together.
他们在一起太可爱了
You think Ellie and Andy are, like, for real?
你认为艾莉和安迪是真的吗
N-no, of course not.
不不当然不是
I'm just so bored watching Tom and Jessica.
我只是看腻了汤姆和杰西卡
They're just shopping.
他们只购物
To the untrained eye,
对没有受过训练的眼光来看的确是
but to someone with a degree in gold diggery,
但在一个拜金女专家看来
I notice that she doesn't have her purse with her.
我发现她没带包
Oh, my God. He's buying her everything.
天哪所有东西都是他掏钱
Oh, sure, she bends over,
噢当然她弯腰了
shows him franklin and bash,
向他展示天上掉馅饼的事
and out comes the gold card.
然后金卡就到手了