熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S04E04

Part 1 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:46 p.m.

I have got to go.
我得走了
Bye.
拜拜
Bye.
拜拜
Ooh. That exact moment happened in my dream last night.
我昨晚梦到你俩的这一幕了
Yeah, and then the tops came off and the music kicked in.
然后上衣满天飞音乐慢慢响起
My mother used to kiss her friends good-bye on the lips.
我妈以前跟朋友告别时都是亲嘴的
It let them know they were special.
好让他们知道他们在她心中很特别
So I decided to do that with all of my best friends.
所以我决定效仿她这样跟我的好朋友告别
Well, I should get going.
那...我该走了
Bye, Tom.
拜拜汤姆
God.
我的神
Hey, I'd like one of those friend good-bye kisses.
我也想要一个这样的朋友之间的吻别
Sweetie, they're only for best friends.
亲爱的这只适用于最好的朋友
Bye, buddy.
拜拜好哥们
I saw that coming.
料到有这出了
Come on!
别这样啊
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So Laurie and I have this new trainer--
我和劳里请了新的教练
"Crazy Chris."
狂人克里斯
Well, actually, he's an ex-con that we pay to yell at us
其实他是个前科犯我们花钱雇他来吼我们
so we work out harder.
督促我们刻苦健身
He says all I need to do is lower my CARBS
他说我需要做的就是减少摄入碳水化合物
and get crazy wiry,
然后疯狂瘦身
so Eses in the yard think I'm loco.
所以院子里的爱西丝觉得我是个疯子
Your trainer's name is Crazy Chris?
你们教练叫狂人·克里斯
His real name is Crazy Chris the Nightmare Man,
其实他的真名叫夜魔狂人克里斯
but he shortened it to sound more professional.
但是他为了听起来专业点就把名字简化了
Here's the bad news.
我有个坏消息
he says that calorie-wise,
他说就卡路里来说
a glass of wine is the same as a slice of chocolate cake.
一杯酒和一块巧克力蛋糕是一样的
I don't buy it.
我才不信呢
Hey, Tom, recycle this.
汤姆把这个拿去回收吧
Tom's been kind of A.W.O.L.
自从你拒绝跟汤姆吻别之后
since you denied him that good-bye kiss.
他好像就失踪了
Was I too hard on Tom?
我是不是对汤姆太刻薄了
Who cares?
谁在乎啊
Uh, it's okay, Jules.
没事的茱尔斯
I'll just be over at my house,
我会在家里
waiting to die.
坐着等死的
And you're done.
你已经大功告成了
Boom! I just crushed it on my date
刚才跟热狗医生的约会
with the hot dog doctor.
堪称完美
He means hot... dog doctor.
他说的是性感惹火的狗狗医生
She's a veterinarian.
她是个兽医
Sometimes you have a problem with which word to emphasize.
你有时候说话会分不清强调哪个词
Yeah, I shoulda said hot dog doctor.
是啊我应该说热狗医生
No, that would be a rule-breaking badass surgeon.
不对那听起来像是个破坏规矩的坏医生
Anyway, I met Nicole when I took dog Travis to the vet.
我带小小崔去看兽医的时候认识妮可的
You guys remember when he had that bad sleep-humping problem?
你们记得他有时边睡觉边发♥情♥抱腿吧
Oh, Bobby, you don't still sleep nude, do you?
鲍比你没裸睡吧
Man, dogs just don't understand the word "No."
伙计狗是听不懂你的拒绝的
I feel like they do.
我觉得他们懂的
Fellas, I'm really excited about this woman.
小伙子我对这个女的真的很有感觉啊
She's smart, she's classy...
她又聪明又漂亮
and I'm ready for a real relationship.
而且我已经准备好跟她谈恋爱了
This could be something special.
这事能成啊
And I don't think she wants to see me again.
我觉得她不想再见到我了
Well, don't jump to conclusions. What's it say?
别这么早就下结论她怎么说的
"I don't want to see you again."
"我不想再见到你了"
That's pretty clear.
的确说得很清楚
Oh, good, there's Tom. I can apologize.
那是汤姆我可以跟他道歉了
Oh, wait. He's with a woman.
等等他跟一个女的在一起
Well, I'm sure it's just a relative or something.
我肯定那是他的亲戚什么的
Probably a cousin.
或许是他的表妹
Still could be a cousin.
亲嘴也能是表妹
Cousin stuff can be hot.
表哥什么的也很抢手的
It's like they instinctively know what turns you on.
他们好像很懂得怎么撩拨你
And that's how jellies are made.
果冻也是那么做的
Hey, Tom.
汤姆
We haven't seen you in a while.
有一会没见到你了
I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
希望我没伤害到你
Oh, no, Jules.
不茱尔斯
I'm just hanging with my girlfriend Jessica.
我和我女朋友杰西卡逛街呢
That's right, world. I have a girlfriend.
是的我有女朋友了
Yeah, you do.
是啊
Go ahead. Smack that ass.
来吧打我的屁屁
Let it know who it belongs to.
好让她们知道这个屁屁是谁的
Uh, over or under?
上面还是下面
I think we all vote over.
我们都投上面
Over.
上面
Oh, my goodness.
我的老天
Your purse could be my purse's mom.
我的包包就像是从你包里生出来的
You must be Jules.
你就是茱尔斯了吧
Tommy says he hangs outside your window.
汤米说他总在你家窗户外面玩
And you just ignored that red flag, huh?
你是不是忽视了包包的问题
So Tom's got a girlfriend. Mmhmm.
那么说汤姆有女朋友了吗是的
Does she not like Ellie?
她是不是不喜欢艾莉
What? Why?
什么为什么这么说
Just assuming. Oh, fair enough.
瞎猜的好吧
When did you go to a Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert?
你什么时候去听了YYYs[乐队]的演唱会
Oh, I didn't. I just like the shirt.
我没去过我只是喜欢这件T恤
So...your shirt's a lie.
所以你的T恤是个谎言
I hate lie shirts.
我最恨谎言衫了
Lie shirts say, "oh, look at me.
谎言衫都在喊 "快看我呀
I'm pretending to be something that I'm not."
我这上面写的都是假的"
Or they just say, "hey, I'm a shirt."
或者它们只是说 "嘿我是个T恤"
I'm with Jules.
我同意茱尔斯
When I wear a shirt--
当我穿T恤时...
Hey, Jellybean, if you're gonna vomit out
小软蛋如果你要开始倾吐
one of your long, boring-ass stories,
你那无聊的长篇大论
would you do me a solid and raise your hand
可不可以帮我个忙在说到一半的时候
when you hit the halfway point?
给我举手示意一下
If I wear a shirt, you'd better believe that it is true.
我穿的衣服你绝对可以相信它是真的
Even my "female booty inspector" shirt.
甚至我那"美臀侦探"的T恤也是真的
That's an actual job that I had once
那是我在基韦斯特一家酒吧里
at a bar in Key West.
一份正经的工作
At midnight, all the drunk college girls
午夜时分喝醉的大学女生
would come out on the stage and--
就会登上舞台
yes, yes--
到了到了
and then I would hose them down.
然后我就把她们浇湿
And then I'd get to judge whose booty was the best.
然后评判她们谁的臀部最美
Bar got shut down fast.
那酒吧很快就被查封了
Okay, I say no more wearing lie shirts.
好吧我提议抵♥制♥谎言衫
Who's with me?
谁赞成
Me.
我
It's weird you wouldn't speak up,
你不发言真的很奇怪
considering you're eating my food and I gave you life.
尤其是我给你生命给你饭吃的情况下
Moving speech. I'm in.
感人的演讲我赞成
You can't just outlaw my shirt.
你不能就这么取缔我的T恤
Yes, she can.
没错她可以
In our gang of seven, four is the majority.
在咱们的七人组里四人就是大多数
Who's in favor of four votes making something a rule?
谁赞成四票决议制
Aye.
我赞成
Change approved. Change your shirt.
更改有效快去换衣服吧
So I texted hot...do...doctor?
于是我发短♥信♥给热辣...女...医生
Thank you. And I asked her
谢谢我问她
why she didn't want to see me again.
为什么她不想再见到我
Was it because you burn so bright
是不是因为你的光环太亮
that she knew she could never be good enough for you?
她发现自己永远配不上你