大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S03E01

Part 6 Oct. 9, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

Damn, Jay is in it!
天啊杰伊是认真的
Love is hard!
爱不容易啊
Take it from me, a ladybug raising two stepchildren
就以我为例吧我的伴侣暴毙身亡
'cause my partner up and died!
如今我要抚养她和前夫生下的两个孩子
That's right!
没错
I got stuff going on, too, y'all.
我不是闲着没事干的家伙
Hey, Mom. -Jessi.
妈 -杰茜
Happy Valentine's Day. - yeah, you too.
情人节快乐 -对啊也祝你情人节快乐
I'm sorry I've been such a pain in the ass about you and Dina.
抱歉我一直阻碍你和迪娜交往
no, honey. Well...
亲爱的没关系
Because you deserve love, Mom.
妈你值得好好爱一回
Jessi. You really mean that?
杰茜你真心祝福我们？
Of course. We all do.
没错我们都是真心相待的
Sweetie, thank you.
亲爱的谢谢你
You're the best thing I've ever done.
你是我人生中最美好的事
Do you want to invite Matthew over to join us?
要不要叫马修过来一起用餐？
God, no.
不要没有人想在情人节当天跟家人一起用餐
Nobody wants to have dinner with their parents on Valentine's Day.
没有人想在情人节当天跟家人一起用餐
So, Nicky, where's your card for Mom? -I didn't get her one.
尼克你♥妈♥的♥情人节贺卡呢？ -我没买♥♥
Why not?
为什么？
Because she's not my Valentine.
因为她不是我的情人
And I'm not gonna...
我也不可能跟她做♥爱♥
have sex with her and kill you and stab my eyes out!
然后杀了你再挖出自己的眼睛
I'm just gonna...
我去…
Nicky, while we are thrilled that you're reading the Greek classics--
小尼克你居然对希腊典故有所研究我们感到惊讶不已、高兴万分
it's wonderfulyour tone is unacceptable.
只是你语气太不礼貌了
You know what, Elliot? My tone can suck a dick.
艾略特我的语气足以吸一根肉♥棒♥
God, I'm having Judd flashbacks. -Feels more like Leah to me.
天啊我想起了贾德 -我倒想起了莉亚
I'm not Leah!
我不是莉亚
I just meant because of your budding breasts!
我这么说是因为看见你的乳♥房♥♥肿起来
And how overly sensitive you are.
加上你的情绪波动太大
I'm not sensitive! I just hate your love!
我没有情绪波动我讨厌你们的爱
And I'm not gonna take it anymore!
我再也受不了了
Wow, a lot of feelings.
天啊你说出了很多心底话
Stop being understanding! I'm here.
别再自以为了解我了 -妈妈一直都在
Go fuck yourself, Diane!
黛安去你的
I hate Valentine's Day! -Hey, I hate Valentine's Day, too.
我讨厌情人节 -我也讨厌情人节
And you know what? I hate you!
我也恨你
I'm sick of carrying you around! I want the surgery!
我再也不想带着你到处走了
And I want to stop jacking each other off!
我要做分体手术我不想再为你撸管子了
Can we still get the chocolate lava cake?
我们还吃得到那个巧克力熔岩蛋糕吗？
And this whole prix fixe menu is a scam!
这家餐厅的套餐菜单都是幌子
Who orders dessert at the beginning of a meal, like a serial killer?
谁会在享用正餐前点甜品啊？只有连环杀手吧
I hate all of you!
我讨厌你们
I spit in your food!
我在你们的食物上吐口水
Even the ones I like. It's a disorder.
就连我仰慕的对象也不放过这是一种变♥态♥行为
I can't stop! My God, I can't stop!
天啊我停不下来
And now I love Valentine's Day?
现在我倒爱上情人节了
Something on your mind, Connie?
康妮有心事吗？
it's been a hell of a Valentime's Day, Duke.
公爵今年情人节简直是一场灾难
I hear that.
我理解
♪ I was his monstress ♪
我是他的荷尔蒙女怪
♪ And he was my whole worldxa0♪
他是我的全世界
♪ such a sweet boyxa0♪
真是个可爱的男生
♪ With the tits of a girlxa0♪
长着女生的乳♥房♥♥
♪ Love isn't easyxa0♪
爱不容易
♪ It's painful and cruelxa0♪
既痛苦又残酷
♪ It makes you look like an assholexa0♪
让自己看起来像个孬种
♪ When you're trying to be coolxa0♪
而你只不过想要保持冷静
♪ He's going through changes ♪
他正在经历改变
Are you sure about this, bro?
老兄你确定吗？
No.
没错
♪ They're going through changesxa0♪
他们正在经历改变
Abra-cum-dabra.
消失吧
♪ Everybody's going through changes ♪
每个人都在经历改变
♪ In their lifexa0♪
每个人的生命都在经历改变
Ooh, Duke, that's a sad song.
公爵这是一首悲歌♥
Well, love is a sad business, Connie. -.
康妮爱本来就满目疮痍
But it sure is profitable. -Truer words were never spoken.
但绝对能带来好处 -真心话难求
And now for the third act, sponsored by... Oedipal Arrangements.
本集第三幕由“母爱情结”赞助
Your mother wants to sleep with you, so give her some fruit!
你妈像跟你上♥床♥ 那就给她一点甜头吧
I'm actually excited to go to Lola's.
我还挺期待到萝拉家参加派对的
Ugh, and bring that poor blonde monster something to eat.
买♥♥点东西给那个金发怪物吃吧
Ooh, look, they have canned bread.
天啊这里竟然有卖♥♥罐头面包
Gross. Okay, I'm gonna get her a card.
恶心我去买♥♥张贺卡送给她
Ew! This is just called "Breakfast Sauce."
恶心这罐头居然叫“早餐酱”
There's no rule that says you can't have Breakfast Sauce for night lunch.
谁说不能把早餐酱当宵夜呢？
Coach Steve? -Welcome to Walgreens!
史蒂夫教练？ -欢迎光临沃尔格林药妆店
Jessi, my friend who's a child girl, meet Reese's Werther's-Spoons,
杰茜我的小女孩朋友介绍你认识瑞茜威瑟斯彭
my girlfriend who is things.
她是我的女朋友由各种物件组成
I love you. - Coach Steve,
我爱你 -史蒂夫教练
you deserve love, too. -Thanks!
你也值得爱一回
Even if it is coming from a collection of...
谢谢 -即便对象是由药妆店的…
I guess, pharmacy garbage? - my sweet Reese's,
我猜是垃圾做成的吧 -我亲爱的瑞茜
I wish people could see you the way that I see you.
我真希望别人也能用我的眼光看待你
I love you so much, Steve.
史蒂夫我很爱你
But you know what happens at midnight.
但你知道昨晚发生了什么事吗？
My goldfish brain starts over? -Exactly.
我的金鱼脑毛病又犯了？ -没错
my God, Michael Shannon has his own line of Valentine's cards?
天啊这是迈克尔珊农主题的情人节贺卡？
I love you with all the veins in my head.
我用所有的脑筋来爱你
it's still breathing.
天啊还有呼吸
That's terrifying. -I know.
太可怕了 -对啊
I'm gonna get this for Chloe. She would love it.
我打算送这张贺卡给克洛伊她应该会很喜欢
is Chloe your girlfriend?
克洛伊是你的女朋友吗？
That's what I tell my dad.
我是跟我爸这么说的
Holy shit, uh, I think we've got one.
天啊找到一个了
Are you sure? -I don't know. Keep him on the line!
你确定吗？ -不知道保持通讯
I have a Chloe. Her name is Jessi.
我也有个“克洛伊” 她叫杰茜
Is she funny? -Of course.
她为人风趣吗？ -当然了
Is she cute? -Who cares?
可爱吗？ -谁在乎？
Exactly! -Whoa! We definitely got one!
是啊 -天啊确实找到了一个
Do something! Grab his arm, hard! Kiss him on the mouth!
快做点事紧紧抓住他的手臂对着他的嘴唇亲下去
Bang your teeth into his teeth!
唇齿厮磨
what's your Insta handle? -"Pootin on the Ritz."
你的IG账号♥是什么？ -“时尚范儿普♥京♥”
Does he like Russia? Or does he like crackers?
他喜欢俄♥罗♥斯♥吗？还是喜欢吃薯片？
Requested... Aiden. -I'll follow you back...?
已提出交友邀请你叫艾登 -我关注你
Matthew. -Matthew.
我叫马修 -马修
Okay. -Okay.
知道了 -好
Bye! - Byeee!
再见 -再见
Whoa, you guys are making beautiful music.
你们共同谱出美妙的乐曲
my God, it's never done this before. -Really?
天啊这是前所未有的体验 -真的吗？
Well, sometimes I wake up like this, but then I just tuck it into my headband.
有时候我一觉醒来会勃起只好把它塞进发箍底下
See? No one can tell.
看吧？没人察觉得到
Okay, I was in church choir in fifth grade--
那年我五年级是教会合唱团成员
Wait, II wasn't there. -So, listen.
慢着我当时还没出现 -那就安静听故事
Okay.
好吧
There was this seventh grade boy,
合唱团里有个七年级的男生
Austin Joseph.
他叫奥斯丁约瑟夫
Why don't I remember this? -Because you weren't there yet, Maury!
我怎么不记得呢？ -因为你还没出现毛瑞
Let me tell my story! -But they're interviewing the both of us.
让我把故事说完 -可是他们访问我们两人
And this boy, Austin,
这个叫奥斯丁的男生
I just knew I wanted to be, like... -close to him. -WhoWho is it?
我只知道很想亲近他 -谁啊？
A year later, we're driving to regionals--
一年后我们一起坐车到各区巡演
! Austin Joseph is AJ! -Right?
我想起了他就是那个AJ -没错
I remember that drive. man.
天啊我记得那趟车程
Yes, we're in the back seat of the carYou were sitting in the middle.
对我们坐在汽车后座 -你坐在中间
And our legs kept touching. -Thigh to thigh.
我的脚一直碰到他的脚
And my ears were hot.
大腿互相厮磨 -我的耳根热起来
And then, I told you, "Ooh, let's buy him something."
然后我叫你买♥♥礼物给他
I got him a sample bottle of Curve cologne.
结果我送给他一瓶古龙水样品