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Remember that time I tried to wash you,
and you were just like wet for three days?
So wet. Sopping wet.
Yeah, and like, so moldy?
Um, jealous much, bitch? What?
嫉妒啦 贱♥人♥ 什么
God, I'm crushing on you so hard, Jay.
老天 我好喜欢你 杰伊
I never should've left.
All right, y'all. This is far north as I'm headin'.
Jay, let's go.
Jay, wait. The truck driver...
等等 杰伊 卡车司机他...
He uses me... Oh God! For sex?
他用我... 天啊 做♥爱♥吗
For lumbar support.
And he has truck driver farts.
And all he eats is Arby's and Ritalin.
Please, Jay, don't leave me.
求你了 杰伊 别扔下我
Oh, shit. Everybody wants me.
God, this is a real Sofa's Choice.
Sophie's Choice. What? No, it's a Sofa's
苏菲的抉择 才不是 是沙发的
Okay, this is insane. I am a real person.
That is a pillow.
Uh, you're right, you're right. Yeah.
你说得对 说得对 废话
Pam, I'm so sorry,
but I really like Jessi... I see.
And I need to see where this goes.
Well... good luck, Jay.
I guess we'll always have that time in your mud room
right as we climaxed together. That was intense.
What the fuck am I doing?
Goodbye, Pam. Bye, Jay.
再见 帕姆 再见 杰伊
Scorpion, you take care of your mom out there.
Hey, just to be clear,
that time in the mud room, that was before we kissed.
Don't worry about it. Since then, I've only been with you.
别在意 接吻后 我就只有你
And my bath mat. Oh, God!
You don't need to tell me this. You know?
I should just read to you from my jerk off journal.
No... Jay! January 8th,
I woke up with a boner that could cut glass.
Neither one of them is answering texts,
and my mom says Jessi's parents are full-on freaking out.
It is weird that they're both missing.
You don't think they're together, do you? Jessi hates Jay.
You never heard of a little thing called hate fucking?
Cybill Shepherd, my college roommate, Bruce Willis.
Bruce Willis went to college?
Bartending College. It's a three-week program.
So it's not college. No, it's called college.
所以不是大学 不 就是这么叫的
Looks like your uniform's getting a little tight there, bud.
Ha! It must've shrunk in the dryer little.
Oh, you've blossomed, and your meat has become girthy.
And my uniform seems to have gotten bigger somehow?
Is that even possible? You could wear it as a nightshirt.
All right. Here we go, team. Big game today.
要开始了 队员们 今天的比赛很重要
You guys are gonna hear a lot of trash-talk out there.
You, Coach Steve, we're talking to you. Not the kids.
我们说你呢 史蒂夫教练 不是孩子
You moron shitbag. What?
Okay, that's the pep talk. Let's go do basketball.
好了 动员结束 打球去吧
Andrew, I need you to gobble up those sports, big man,
安德鲁 靠你了 大块头
because boy, oh boy, you are a big man, you boy.
Am I really that big?
Perhaps this will tell of your girth.
Ooh, tough one.
Well, it's a deeply humiliating start to the season
as Bridgeton Middle is getting trounced by a team
with two black kids.
Ooh! No offense, Missy. Some taken, yeah.
无意冒犯 米西 有些冒犯了
Damn it! When did everyone get so tall?
When their glands released androgens and hormones,
triggering puberty related growth spurts.
Or maybe they drank a ton of milk.
That's what I did, even though I'm violently lactose intolerant.
If I just smell milk, I puke diarrhea.
You're the man, Nick. You're doing awesome.
纯爷们 尼克 你棒极了
Are you blind? I mostly just see shapes.
Andrew! Get in the paint!
They're all sweaty and slimy to the touch.
Use your freakishly large body for some good!
Yeah, throw some elbows, big man. Stop calling me big man!
上肘 大块头 别再叫我大块头了
If you have a pair of binoculars, you may notice Nick Birch,
a squirrel of a boy dribbling the ball across half court.
Hey, Nick, don't be so hard on yourself.
You know, we may have lost by 26, but nobody called me a name.
Hey! Coach Steve! You're a shitbag!
Okay, I jinxed it. That one's on me.
好吧 我说话招霉运了 赖我
Did somebody bring a Go-Gurt in here?
And the Go-Gurt burglar strikes again.
So, she emptied her piggy-bank
took some clothes and didn't come home last night?
Sounds like a classic run away there, ma.
Any problems in the home life there here now, ma'am?
Well, we are separating.
Because she cheated on me with a woman.
A woman who listens to me,
and doesn't have to put on PornHub to have sex.
Father uses PornHub...
not Brazzers. Brazzers got two Z's.
Don't write that down.
What's that have to do with our daughter?
A lot of daughters end up on Brazzers.
Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus!
No tears. It's a paid site.
Jesus Christ, Dumont, you gotta work on your bedside manner.
老天 你查案方式得改改了 杜蒙特
Folks, we're gonna find your dead daughter.
You got a pair of her panties for the cadaver dogs?
Where is our girl?
These pooches take a wiff of genitals,
they'll find her faster than when it's Milk-Bone day.
I sucked today. You did great, man.
I couldn't get a shot off. I'm too small.
You smell great.
I said, I'm small, not growing. Is there something wrong with me?
我是说我太小了 不长个 我有毛病吧
No, man, you need to relax.
Maybe you should, you know...
What? You know...
What is that? Grind fresh peppers?
But, I like your instinct.
I've never really done that before.
Go for it, Nick. It'll be a hoot!
来吧 尼克 很爽的
You're so positive, man. I respect that about you.
Okay, let's see.
Ouch! Nick, that doesn't feel right.
You trying to give your dick an Indian burn?
It's not working.
This doesn't feel good. Oh, you're doing great!
Twist harder and faster, and flick your balls.
拧得再用力点 再快点 弹弹你的蛋
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