辛普森一家
The Simpsons S28E20
Part 2
Feb. 2, 2020, 12:10 p.m.
- Got it. - Lo tango.
达夫人抓到了
Duffman has got it.
抓到了
Got it.
-抓到了 -抓到了
- Got it. - Got it.
抓到了
Got it.
抓到了
Got it.
-抓到了 -抓到了
- Got it. - Got it.
现在变成一只下流的皮可球
Now that's a spicy Peekiball.
抓到了
Got it.
所以 嗷 我没抓到
And so... aw, I didn't get it.
没人来救救我吗
Won't anyone help me?
抓到了 而且没人救你
Got it, and no.
阿麦 你床底下没有妖怪
Now Maggie, there's no monster under your bed.
你脸上有一只
Ooh, there is one on your face.
天啊 这里满地是妖怪
Oh, man, there's like a million in here.
手♥机♥拿好 你也能看到它们
Here's the phone, so you can see them.
晚安
Nighty night.
在福音书中 路加曾说
In the gospel according to Luke, uh...
如果你们二位不介意的话
If you two don't mind.
这个游戏要比 至少曾经比耶稣还重要好吗
Look this game is, or at least was, bigger than Jesus, okay?
近来教堂的人真是鱼龙混杂
That's a pretty low bar these days.
臭鼬兽
Skunk-a-san.
为什么抓不住你
Why can't I capture you?
是只真臭鼬
It's real!
倒霉
D'oh!
被臭鼬喷了一身
Sprayed by a skunk.
老侯 这游戏太危险了
Homie, that game's too dangerous.
游戏挺好的
The game was fine.
是现实太危险了
Reality was dangerous.
能请你往左挪挪吗
And could you move a little to your left?
你身后有一只绊绊蜂
There's a Stumble-Bee right behind you.
有没有能让你不沉迷的爱好
Is there any fad you don't take too far?
有氧运动
The aerobics ones.
妈妈 爸爸需要个玩伴
Mom, what Dad could use is a co-player,
确保他不会受伤
who makes sure he doesn't get hurt.
这游戏对他有益
Because the game is good for him.
看得出通过走路他瘦了
You can see that he's lost weight from the walking.
我的腰带都不用另外打孔了
I'm using the factory holes on my belt.
丽萨 你为什么关心这事
Lisa, why are you interested?
因为这是史上最棒的游戏
Because it's the greatest game ever.
在这个世界里 我能扔球
In this world, I can throw a ball.
好吧
Hmm, okay.
我希望你不要把臭鼬浴
I'd prefer if you didn't turn your skunk bath
调成巨杯鸡尾酒
into a giant cocktail.
这里的规矩一条接一条
Ugh. One damn rule after another around here.
皮可龙在快易买♥♥商店
Peekisaurus at the Kwik-E-Mart.
快易买♥♥商店
请进
Please come in.
请尽情享受我赚不了一个子儿的游戏
Enjoy your game from which I do not make a dime.
要有谁说这个小精灵
I'll be darned if this little critter
不像你的神像真是岂有此理
doesn't look like your god.
要有谁说这个疯酒鬼
And I'll be darned if this sad wino
不像你的神我还岂有此理呢
doesn't look like your god.
己所不欲勿施于人
Do unto Snickers as you would have Snickers do unto you.
兰花展
不错
Well.
真有教养
Such good manners.
我出门给你买♥♥了双运动鞋
I went out to get you some sneakers.
是兄弟会的人穿的那款
The kind that gang members wear.
老天 但我禁不住在想
Heaven. But I couldn't help thinking,
如果能拥有一群鹅
why settle for one golden goose,
何必止步于一只金鹅
when you can have a gaggle?
贝茜 我在教堂见过你的孙儿们吗
Bessie, have I seen your grandkids in church?
没 我没有孙儿
No. I don't have any grandchildren.
这是我的大头贴
Here's my headshot.
如果你和孩子们起争执了 我挺你
In fights with your children, I take your side.
这是什么啊
And what's this?
我掉了颗牙
I have a loose tooth.
流浪汉的牙
春田退休老人城♥堡♥
如果我必须称呼她们"奶奶"的话
It might've felt more like a lie
这一切或许就更像个谎言了
if I had to say the word "Grandmother."
幸运的是 女士们都希望用别的称呼
Fortunately, my ladies like to be called anything but.
早上好 阿嬷
Good morning, Momo.
我爱你 阿婆
I love you, Geema.
婆婆
Momtom!
嬷嬷
Na-nee!
老萝莉
Ugogo!
外婆
Waipo.
有没有人想要一箱烟花的呀
Hey, who wants a box full of firecrackers?
它们不像你一般能点亮黑夜
They won't light up the night like you.
老天 没有什么能打败八十多岁的女人
Man, nothing beats ladies in their 80s.
比我大一倍外加六十岁
Twice my age plus 60.
完美
Perfect.
喵茄酱
喵茄酱
番茄酱 在我的厨房♥
Ketchup? In my kitchen?
绝不可以
Never!
巴仔
Bart?
妈妈 吃口香糖吗
Hey, Mom. Want a pep-o-mint drop?
吃 不过你什么时候开始带口香糖了
Yes, but since when do you carry those?
我有全套
Oh, I got it all.
薄荷糖 奶油硬糖
Altoids, butterscotch candy,
果冻软糖和橡皮糖
Jelly Bellies, and Turkish delight.
你好
Hello?
是个叫格蒂的人
It's someone named Gertie.
是你班上的女生吗
Is that a girl in your class?
我认识许多叫格蒂的
I know a lot of Gerties.
她听起来是不是像用喉咙在说话
Did it sound like she was talking through her throat?
你自己接吧
Uh, I'll just give you the phone.
喂 亲爱的 我不知道
Hello, sweetie, I didn't know
你想要PS游戏机还是Xbox
if you wanted PlayStation or Xbox,
所以我两样都买♥♥了
so I got both.
烫染
麦麦 我选了好多玩具
Maw-maw? I ordered so many toys,
这样就有包邮了
you get free shipping.
真贴心
Oh, so thoughtful.
有兴趣吗 这是我的名片
Interested? My card.
巴仔·辛普森
孙子
可预订圣诞节
Book now for Christmas.
我把玩着五十度灰一般的把戏
I was juggling 50 shades of gray.
我一直在看着你
I've been watching you.
清楚你有什么企图
I know exactly what you're up to.
我没在打什么歪主意 女士
I'm not up to anything, lady.
这是给你的
This is for you.
谢谢你来给我哥哥守灵
Thanks for coming to my brother's wake.
这是我应该做的
It's what I do.
卷发染发室
你是个无情的小家伙
You are a cold little customer.
我同意 你说完了吗
Agreed. Now, are we done here?
我还得去挣生日红包呢
Because I've got birthday checks to deposit.
现在我的生日就像林迪家的泡菜一样多
I've got birthdays like Lindy's has pickles.
你知道这意味着什么吗 你知道吗
Do you even know what that means? Do you?
什么 全民批判欺骗艺术家日吗
What is this? Pick On the Con Artist Day?
我会给你一百元 只要你连续四天
I'll pay you $100 to pick me up, four days in a row,
来晴天疗养院接我
from the Sunnyday Nursing Home.
晴天疗养院是在五号♥路上是吧
Sunnyday, that's on Fifth, right?
是的 找菲比·普拉特
Yes. Ask for Phoebe Pratt.
天呐 你看起来就像斯碧尔·谢波德
Oh, my dear, you look like Cybil Shepherd.
斯碧尔·谢波德 美国女演员及模特
我就是斯碧尔·谢波德
I am Cybil Shepherd.
不可能 她可是臭名昭著的难以相处
Impossible, Cybil Shepherd is notoriously difficult.
天呐朋友们 她是斯碧尔·谢波德
Oh, my God, everyone, it's Cybil Shepherd!
我发现你可以用真钱买♥♥到精灵皮可梦
So, it turns out you can buy Peeky creatures with real money.
但是这个游戏的乐趣就是抓它们 而不是买♥♥
But the fun of the game is catching them, not buying them.
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