辛普森一家

The Simpsons S28E12

Part 2 Feb. 2, 2020, 12:06 p.m.

然后又把西服退货了我穿的是它的复印件
Xeroxed it, returned it, and wore the copy.
浪费我的时间
Waste of my time.
为什么大家都走了
Why is everyone leaving?
肯定是因为没有冰
Of course, no ice.
那个懒人史密瑟斯肯定
Mm, that lazy Smithers is probably
正躺在滑雪小屋里喝着热朗姆酒
sipping hot buttered rum in a ski chalet
眺望路易斯湖
overlooking Lake Louise.
伯恩斯先生派对很有意思
Hey, Mr. Burns, fun party.
人们不必彼此谈笑
No one felt any pressure to talk or laugh
或是待到七点半以后
or stay past 7:30.
超级放松
Super chill.
得了我只是个疲倦的老人
Oh, hush. I'm a worn-out old miser
已经忘记欢乐是什么样的了
who's forgotten the meaning of fun.
了不起的盖茨比
Great Gatsby!
那是什么
What is that?
对岸有人在举办派对
Someone else is having a party across the bay.
原来的我根本不会想要
Once I would've thought nothing
划船去对岸参加那个派对
of rowing across the water and crashing that party.
所有的地方都会对花体字老蒙开放
All doors would open for Monogram Monty.
那是很久之前了
That was a long time ago.
我划船带你过去
Aw, I'll row you over.
那能有多难
How hard could it be?
真是太难了
Oh, so hard.
如果我在后面抽你会有帮助吗
Would it help if I whipped you?
也许
Maybe.
会有一点帮助
Yeah, a little.
好好
Yeah, yeah.
好好
Yeah, yeah.
好好
Yeah, yeah.
好好
Yeah, yeah.
天啊这是个白色主题派对
Whoa, it's a white party.
跟我以前办的一模一样
Just the kind I used to throw.
虽然那时我们的主题
Although we interpreted the theme
稍有不同
a bit differently in those days.
*我就是钱多就是钱多*
*Got a whole lot of money, got a whole lot of money...*
不管是谁办这个派对的人
Mm, whoever is throwing this magnificent to-do
确实懂得享受财富
knows how to enjoy their wealth.
*就是钱多*
*Got a whole lot of money*
好多
Ooh, excessive.
告诉我主人在哪里
Tell me, where can I find our host?
我没见过
I haven't met him.
没人见过
No one has ever met him.
他不存在
He doesn't exist.
他在楼上的办公室
Oh, he's upstairs in his office.
你就是这场非凡晚宴的主人吗
Are you the host of this incredible soiree?
我得说这确实是场别开生面
I must tell you, it's the most incandescent,
令人眩目
most dazzling...
我叫杰·吉
My name is Jay G.
没人能擅闯我的派对
And nobody crashes my party.
没名也不行
Not even you nobodies.
我们走吧伯恩斯先生
Let's go, Mr. Burns.
你说什么
What did you say?
伯恩斯先生和我马上就走
Mr. Burns and I were just leaving.
遭人唾弃的亿万富翁蒙哥马利·伯恩斯吗
Are you Montgomery Burns, the despised billionaire?
至少我的袖扣上是这么刻的
Well, that's what my cuff links say.
有句话我想跟你说很久了
There's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time,
你这个冷血的魔鬼
you ruthless monster.
我爱你
I love you.
真不敢相信现在
I can't believe
在我面前的就是传说中的老蒙·伯恩斯
I'm meeting the Monty Burns!
你认识我吗
How do you know me?
你是《冷血的阶梯》的作者
You're the dude who wrote The Rungs of Ruthlessness.
蒙哥马利·伯恩斯《冷血的阶梯》
对了当时所有带红蓝领带
Yes, back then they'd give a book contract
养盆景的的总裁都能签书约
to any CEO with a power tie and a bonsai tree.
我还小的时候
When I was a boy,
在我偷来的车上的座位上发现了一本
I found a copy left on the seat of a bus I stole.
读了之后我就知道我再也不用蹭免费车
And after I read it, I knew I'd jacked my last courtesy shuttle.
你的书成了我的圣经
Your book became my bible.
"每个帝国都需要一个符号♥"
"Every empire needs an emblem."
看到了吗你告诉我要找一个
See? There you told me to find a symbol
能代表我的品牌的象征
to represent my brand.
就是他了金鹅唱片的活商标
And there he is, the living logo of Golden Goose Records,
小鹅仔
Goosius.
你让我相信我可以飞翔
You make me believe I can fly.
我的所有产品上都有小鹅仔
Goosius is on everything
从白兰地味伏特加
from my cognac-flavored vodka
到我和李尔·韦恩合作生产的刹车片
to the brake pads I coproduced with Lil Wayne.
他吃东西的动作和我一模一样
Aw, he eats the same way I do,
不用吞咽
without swallowing.
你在冬天带着我的心飞去了温暖的南方
You've flown south for the winter with my heart.
希望这伤口永不愈合
I hope this bite never heals.
当我写心灵鸡汤时
When I wrote an advice book,
从来没想过它能帮到别人
I never dreamed it would help anyone.
我现在拥有的一切都是拜你所赐
Everything I am I owe to you.
巴兹·鲁赫曼《了不起的盖茨比》电影导演
加上一点巴兹·鲁赫曼的功劳
And a little bit to Baz Luhrmann.
*出生时家徒四壁*
*When I was born, our cupboards were barren*
*现在我开着蓝色的迈凯伦*
*Now I'm inside of a blue McLaren*
*蓝色的迈凯伦*
*Blue McLaren*
*现在他万众瞩目*
*They all be starin' 'cause*
*因为他是个嘻哈大富翁*
*He's a hip-hop Vanderbilt*
*功成名就*
*I'm so established*
*我的一生就是传奇商业帝国*
*My life is fabulous. Sugar trust.*
我以为有生之年再也见不到这些了
This. This is what I thought I'd never have again.
好消息是老蒙
Well, then good news, Monty.
这是你的派对
This is your party.
于是最出人意料的友谊就这样建立了起来
And so was forged the most unlikely of friendships.
一个发现了里克·罗斯[饶舌歌♥手]的人
A man who discovered Rick Ross
和一个约会过贝特西·罗斯的人
and a man who dated Betsy Ross.
贝特西·罗斯设计并且缝制了第一面美国国旗
第二天我们一家领略了中汉普顿的风采
The next day, my family explored Middle Hampton.
精品店玲琅满目
A wonderland of boutiques
都是富有的丈夫
paid for by rich husbands
花钱买♥♥来让妻子有事可做的结果
wanting to keep their wives busy.
大多都是第二任
Mainly second wives.
*汉普顿哦汉普顿*
*Hampton, ah, Hampton.*
这些都是什么奇怪的口味啊
What kind of crazy flavors are these?
柑橘果冻加辣椒
Quince jelly and pepper?
卷心菜味
Market greens?
浓汤薄饼味
Bone broth brittle?
不知道这地方是讨厌孩子
I don't know what this place hates more,
还是讨厌冰淇淋
kids or ice cream.
真的假的啊宝马三系
Really, man, a 3 Series?
他什么情况
I mean, what is he?
埃克塞特大二学生吗
A sophomore at Exeter?
给我一杯咸焦糖味的
Yeah, one cup of salted caramel.
等等等等球要带着条纹的蠢货
Woo-woo-woo, scoop with the stripe, stupid.
那个小孩插队了
That kid just cut in line.
你们就任由他这样吗
Are you gonna let him do that?
他是布雷克·布莱克
That's Blake Black.
他爸爸是黑湖投资公♥司♥的老总
His dad runs BlackLake Investments.
那又如何
So?
富二代潜规则
Richest dad rules?
大家都心知肚明
Everyone knows that.
好吧我不懂
Well, I don't.
别误会
Don't misunderstand me,
马茨·维兰德或许是个出色的球员
Mats Wilander may have been a decent player,
但除非他的英语再能好点
but until his inglés gets just a little bit better,
不然他还是去教别人吧
he can coach somebody else.
不好意思等我一下
Pardon me a second.
什么事愣头青怎么了