辛普森一家
The Simpsons S28E15
Part 2
Feb. 2, 2020, 12:09 p.m.
Who the hell are you?
我是你的愧疚感
I'm your guilt.
我没有愧疚感
I don't have any guilt.
现在你有了
You do now.
别担心 巴仔 我会保护你的
Don't worry, Bart. I'll protect you.
我是否认
I'm denial.
我的老天
Ay, caramba!
我的帽子
My hat!
阳阳
Sunny?
春田警♥察♥局
不是
Uh, no.
不是
No.
不是
Nope.
差太远了
Not even close.
萨姆防晒
还有黄色的帽子卖♥♥吗
Do you have any more yellow hats?
你是说你戴着很好看的那一顶吗
You mean like the one you looked really good in?
-是的 -没了
- Yes. - ?No.
你怎么还在这里
You're still here?
无意冒犯 但是你看起来更糟了
No offense, but you look worse.
你越不知悔改我就会变得越大
Your lack of remorse just makes me grow.
现在你懂了
Now you're gettin' it.
哈 该你出糗了吧 我喜欢恶心的东西
Ha! Joke's on you-- I like gross things.
再来一次 再来一次
Again! Again!
那这样我就可以三步杀了
And that leads to mate in three!
我得说 能发现你的新特点
I've got to say, it's so exciting
真让人兴奋
to find out something new about you.
我可是个充满惊喜的人
Hey, I'm full of surprises.
再说一个听听
Ooh. Name another.
其实没有了
Actually, that's it.
跟我说说有关你我不知道的事
Tell me something I don't know about you.
好吧
Okay.
有时候我扫地
Sometimes when I sweep,
我会用嘴发出一些扫的声音
I make little sweeping noises with my mouth.
簸箕来喽
Oh, here comes the dustpan.
我找不到阳阳了
I can't find Sunny anywhere.
阳阳 不 我们得去找阳阳
Sunny? No! We got to find Sunny!
在哪儿 等等
Where... Wait.
宝宝的名字叫阿麦
The baby's name is Maggie.
谷脆不太乐
海滩迷 我昨天睡昏过去了吗
Hey, beach bums. Man, did I crash last night.
每次冲浪之后都睡得特别好
Always sleep well after riding the waves.
你见到妹妹的帽子了吗
Have you seen your sister's hat?
她 她有帽子吗 我不记得有啊
Oh, did-did she have a hat? I-I don't remember any hat.
它的名字叫阳阳
Her name was Sunny,
我爱它超过所有女孩儿对帽子的感情
and I loved her more than any girl ever loved a hat!
甚至超过《麦德兰》里的麦德兰
Even Madeline from the Madeline books?
她戴帽子只是因为那是制♥服♥的一部分
She only wore that because it was part of her uniform.
问问作者
Ask Pepito.
我不喜欢在我的酒吧里看到这种画面
I do not like to see that going on in my bar.
莱尼 骑士吃女王
Lenny, knight takes queen.
巴尼 四步将死
Barney, mate in four.
侯默 你像个国际象棋的超级大♥师♥一样
Homer! You're playing like Polugaevsky at Mar del Plata.
没错 侯默 你有点天才白♥痴♥的味道
Yeah, Homer, you're some kind of a idiot savant.
我可不是来这儿受辱的
Hey, I don't come here to be insulted.
侯默 我们只是在说你有特殊技能
Homer, we're just saying youse got a special skill,
就像抽烟的猴子 或者带广♥告♥的便池蛋糕
like a smokin' monkey or a urinal cake with an ad on it.
别说你没有因为这些类比受宠若惊
Don't tell me you're not flattered by those analogies.
你的人觉得你这么红
You guys think you're so hot.
我还能钻进小提箱呢
I could fit in a piece of carry-on luggage.
这我倒挺想看看
Oh-ho, I'd like to see that.
哦不 我和我的思想单独在一起了
Oh, no. I'm alone with my thoughts.
不不不 我把自己放出来
No. No, no, no. The healthiest thing
是最健康的方法
is for me to let myself out.
当然可以 伙计
Oh, sure thing, pal.
走你
Here you go.
侯默 你怎么会这么擅长下棋的
So, Homer, how did you get so good at chess?
我和我父亲下棋
I played against my dad.
有趣吗
Uh, was that fun?
有趣过 直到我发现棋子并不是甘草糖做的
It was, until I learned the pieces weren't licorice.
母亲离开后 我们每天都下棋
We played every day after my mother left us,
他每次都赢
and he won every time.
而且每次他赢了之后 都笑得特别恐怖
And every time he won, he laughed that horrible laugh.
梦娜啊
Aw, Mona.
国际象棋课
学成技术 逼疯世界冠军
所以我找到了住在附近的
So I found a professor
一位教授
who lived nearby,
国际象棋的大♥师♥ 亲切 耐心
a master of the game, kind, patient,
专心教我
devoted to me.
我每天都去
I went every day.
你已经准备好了
You are ready now.
谢谢您的课程 教授
Thanks for the lessons, Professor.
你让我想起了我儿子
You remind me of my son.
-他现在在哪儿 -他啊
- Oh. Where is he now? - ?He's...
就在那里
right over there.
他就是不喜欢象棋
He just doesn't like chess.
我回到家和我父亲下棋
I went back to play my dad.
这一切本来很美好
We had a beautiful thing here,
但你进步了 一切都被你毁了
and you had to ruin it by getting good!
这屋子里不许再下棋了
No more chess in this house!
但是 爸爸 这是属于我们的游戏
But, Dad, it's our thing.
我们会再找一个游戏玩儿的
Well, we'll find another thing.
你听暖气片的嘶嘶响声
You listen to the radiator hiss
而我坐在灯泡下面喝威士忌
while I drink whiskey under this naked lightbulb.
那是段悲伤的往事 但我没受影响
It was a sad life, but I wasn't affected.
小费
我给你带了更多的千层面 表哥
I brought you more lasagna, cousin.
你知道这些动画片是由被剥削的
You know these cartoons are made
韩国儿童制♥造♥的吗
by exploiting Korean children?
你真扫兴
You ruin everything.
巴仔 怎么了
Bart? What is it?
听着 我得跟你说点事
Listen, I have... I have to tell you something.
我很嫉妒 所以我扔掉了你的帽子
I-I was jealous, and I-I threw your hat away.
这比我预想的情况好多了
Oh, that went a lot better than I thought.
- 你为什么那么做 -我不知道
- Why did you do it? ?- I don't know.
重要的是你得立刻原谅我
The important thing is you got to forgive me right now.
我觉得有点罪恶感
I feel kind of guilty.
那我希望你的罪恶感会变得越来越大
Then I hope your guilt will grow...
越来越大
and grow...
越来越大
and grow.
而且不论你怎么试着去美化它
And no matter how much you try to pretty it up...
它依旧是你能想象到的最丑恶的事
it'll still be the most hideous thing you could imagine!
五年级数学
春田象棋俱乐部
呆子们 抓住他们
Nerds! Get 'em!
纸杯蛋糕 得了
A cupcake? Please.
不
No.
那又怎样
So what?
我真的很抱歉 巴仔
I'm truly sorry, Bart,
但是这是治愈不了的伤痛
but it's a wound nothing can heal.
兔子和锤子
A bunny and a hammer?
妈妈倒是说让我带晚饭回家的
Well, my mom did say bring home dinner.
巴尼保龄球馆
侯默 听着
Homer, listen, hey,
我有件可怕的事要告诉你
I got something very scary to tell you.
我刚才浏览有关自杀的网页
Now, I was on this alt-suicide subreddit,
就只是 查查看看
you know, just-just checking in,
我查明了你擅长下棋的原因
and I found out why you are so good at chess.
继续说
Go on.
下棋代表了你想杀了你父亲的渴望
Chess represents your desire to kill your father.
你在胡说什么 太荒唐了
What the...? That's ridiculous!
好了 我是来打保龄球的
Now, I'm here to bowl!
最后你会变得穷困潦倒的
You'll end up in the gutter!
我的头
Oh, my head!
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