辛普森一家

The Simpsons S28E12

Part 6 Feb. 2, 2020, 12:06 p.m.

To do that, we got to go to the ultimate expert on urban culture.
冲出康普顿
一个白人书呆子
A white nerd.
九十年代春田的中南部
So, in South Central Springfield in the '90s,
有四个主要的嘻哈音乐人
there were four major hip-hop sub-scenes.
美好时光黑♥手♥党♥ 甘草大道
The Good Time Mafia, Licorice Avenue,
脏脏向北和FLTA
The Dirty, Dirty North, and The FLTA.
美女暴徒的军队
The Fine Ladies Thug Army.
真有趣
Fascinating.
苗浩斯巴仔的朋友
是但你有什么能用来
Yes, yes. But do you have anything
对付我的死敌杰·吉的吗
we can use against my sworn enemy, Jay G?
他成为杰·吉前他叫杰里米·吉尔罗伊
Before he was Jay G, he was Jeremy Gilroy,
五个男朋友的发起成员之一
a founding member of The Five Boyfriends,
灵魂布鲁斯五重唱歌♥手
a soulful R&B quintet.
我知道他
Hey, I know this guy.
他一个蜡烛想卖♥♥我五十五美金
He tried to sell me a $55 candle!
五个男朋友
给你按♥摩♥
那是爵士·詹姆斯歌♥词大♥师♥
That's Jazzy James, the Lyrical Miracle.
杰早期的热单都是他写的
He wrote all of Jay's early hits.
但他们闹不和
But they had a falling out,
就再没听过他了
and he was never heard from again.
春田同位素
那只有一个人能写出毁掉
Then only one man can write the rap
杰·吉的说唱歌♥
that will ruin the rep of Jay G.
爵士·詹姆斯
Jazzy James.
精华蜡烛
我就说这人还会出现吧
I told you this guy would come back.
对吧
Told you.
对我原来是爵士·詹姆斯
Yeah, I used to be Jazzy James.
歌♥词大♥师♥
The Lyrical Miracle?
我的能力是实践积累的
My skills were empirical.
杰·吉开始时的说唱专辑都是我写的
I wrote all the rhymes for Jay G's first hip-hop record.
我一分钱没拿因为我把著作权转让了
I didn't get a dime, because I signed over all the rights.
你为什么那么做
Why'd you do that?
好好我签
All right, all right. I'll sign!
他拿了我的钱抢了我的女人
He took my money, stole my girl,
逼我纹大联盟的棒球文身
made me get a tattoo of the baseball from Major League.
我破产了陷入了香薰蜡烛的世界
It broke me. I fell hard, into scented candles.
柑橘
Quince.
听着爵士
Listen, Jazzy.
我们要用终极说唱彻底毁掉杰·吉
We're gonna tear down Jay G with the ultimate revenge rap.
而你来写
And you're gonna write it.
我加入
I'm in.
太棒了
Excellent.
说唱是什么
What is... rap?
快把他藏起来
Quick, boy! Hide this thing.
老侯你来店里看我我好感动
Homie, it's so sweet of you to come visit me at my store.
但你不去上班不会有事吗
But aren't you gonna get in trouble for missing work?
我来担心核电站的事
You let me worry about the nuclear plant.
重要的是你要相信
The important thing for you to do
我还在那里工作
is believe I still work there.
我等不及让你看我做的改装了
I can't wait to show you the changes I've made.
我们人流量爆满啊
We're getting a lot of foot traffic.
昨天有三个人来上厕所
Three people used the bathroom yesterday.
自动点唱机喇叭盖做的
How much should I charge for these handbags
包包该卖♥♥多少钱呢
made from the speaker covers of old jukeboxes?
五块不不不
Five dollars. No, no, no, no, no.
一百块
A hundred dollars!
开始了开始了
It's happening. It's happening.
我爱我的店
I love my store!
我们要贴新壁纸
We're putting up new wallpaper.
妈妈没事吧
Is Mom gonna be okay?
我不知道儿子我不知道
I don't know, son, I don't know.
不是她的错哥们
Oh, it's not her, fellas.
这是可爱小店的诅咒
It's the curse of the adorable little store.
原来不是这样的不是的
Didn't always used to be like this. No, no.
曾经这里能看到的
Once, this land was full of actual stores,
都是真正的店铺
as far as the eye could see.
有钱人来了他们不需要挣钱
Then the rich people came. They didn't need to make money,
他们只需要一个在健身课后
they just needed a place for their friends to wander into,
可以和朋友们逛逛的地方
after spin class.
这算是好事吧
Yeah, that's progress for you.
我想
I suppose.
黄金唱片录音棚
随着爵士詹姆斯的加入
And so, with Jazzy James on board,
伯恩斯先生开始了绝地复仇说唱的制♥作♥
Mr. Burns set out to produce the ultimate revenge rap.
*听着傻子们*
*Uh, listen up, suckers*
*我要说我的感受*
*I'm-a say how I feel*
*我和杰·吉的相处并不愉快*
*My dealings with Jay G have been less than... ideal. I...*
不行了我已经不会说唱了
It's... It's no use. I've lost it.
我需要你像世界末日一样说唱
I need you to rap like your world is ending.
就像你发现资本利得
Like you just found out that capital gains
要和普通收入交一样高的税的时候
are going to be taxed at the same rate as ordinary income.
我需要你注入你的灵魂
I need you to put your entire soul into it.
现在作词吧爵士作词
Now rhyme, Jazzy, rhyme!
我什么都没了送我回我的蜡烛边吧
I got nothin'. Just take me back to my candles.
我需要我的柑橘蜡烛
I need my quince!
等下我有另一个主意了
Wait, I have another idea.
我感受到了
I'm feelin' it!
我感受到了
I'm feelin' it!
就现在几乎丢我下去
Now, almost drop me.
为什么这个方法好使
Why does this work?
*杰你就是个歌♥词盗窃者*
*Jay, you're a rhyme thief*
*嘻哈谎言精*
*A hip-hop perjurer*
*如果我的歌♥词是牛肉饼*
*If my words were beef patties*
*你就是汉堡神偷*
*You'd be the Hamburglar*
汉堡神偷麦当劳广♥告♥人物
*我的节奏绝妙*
*My beats are the freshest*
*我的节奏绝妙*
*My beats are the freshest*
*你就收入囊中*
*You reached out and stole 'em*
*就像咕噜占有他的宝贝*
*Like Gollum did precious*
咕噜《指环王》人物
*揭露真♥相♥的时间到了*
*Time for the truth to be paid off*
*你就是歌♥词麦道夫*
*You're a lyrical Madoff*
“麦道夫诈骗案”涉嫌为史上最大庞氏骗局
*要是有人想开战*
*So if you want to go to war, brah*
*叫上我我来为你写说唱*
*Hit me up and I'll write the rap for ya. Yeah!*
押韵了
Whoa, it rhymed!
这就是我要的绝佳复仇说唱
Now that's what I call a corking revenge rap.
有人饿了的话我们在会客室里有熟食拼盘
If anyone's hungry, we've set up a deli platter in the lobby.
我已经等不及
I'm hungry!
拿回我属于我的东西
For gettin' what's mine.
录音期间没有熟食拼盘
Ain't no deli platter ordered for a recording session
我普瑞琳可没听说过这等事
that Praline doesn't hear about.
普瑞琳她是杰·吉的前妻
Praline? She's Jay G's ex-wife.
我以为你在监狱里呢
I thought you were in prison.
监狱警♥察♥会这么想
That's what the guards said,
但我可没在
but I wasn't having that.
我们现在是在逃吗
Oh, we duckin' now?
是这么回事吗
So that's how it is?
我懂了
I see.
不不他没有
Oh, no, he didn't.
不他没有
No, he did not.
闭嘴米埃塔
Shut up, Miata.
把那块生烤牛肉装起来那块
Put that rare roast beef in a baggie. Mm-hmm, that one.
普瑞琳你是敌是友
So, Praline, are you with us or against us?
杰·吉夺走了我的一切
Jay G took everything from me.
你该相信我准备也夺走他的一切
You best believe I'm going to take everything from him.
拿那块火腿
Get the ham!
很高兴你加入我们
We're really glad to have you.
感谢你的帮助
Thanks for your help.
你在谢谁
Who you thankin'?
我可不是为了你小病猫
I'm not doing this for you, boo boo kitty.
拥有愤怒的前妻我们简直不可阻挡