明迪烦事多（2012）

The Mindy Project S04E25

Part 5 April 29, 2021, 2:02 p.m.

Ah. Ah.
嗯嗯
Ah!
啊
This might could work.
这个可能有用
Mindy, I'm feeling a little shy about my body tonight.
Mindy 今晚我有点不好意思展现我的身体
Could we do it with the lights off?
我们可以关灯做吗
What? No!
啥不啊
I want to tell my friends what your body's like.
我想跟我的朋友们说你的身体是怎样的
Okay.
好吧
Ow.
痛
Look, if you're here to apologize,
听着如果你是来道歉的
don't worry about it.
别担心了
Sarah's fine. She calmed down.
Sarah挺好的她冷静了
Everything's good.
一切都很好
Women, right?
女人对吧
No, no, no. Don't "Women, right" Me. Okay?
不要对我说"女人对吧" 好么
How can you not tell us you're engaged?
你怎么可以不告诉我们你订婚了
I text you whenever I meet someone from Staten Island.
我每次遇到来自斯塔顿岛的人都会发短♥信♥给你啊
Look, the point is, I was gonna call everyone,
是这样的我本来是想通知所有人
but I just figured, you know, you guys must be busy.
但我想你们一定很忙
You know, summer's coming. It's barbecue season.
你懂的夏天来了烧烤的季节
Barbecue season? What? Let me in.
烧烤季节啥啊让我进去
Listen, Sarah is great,
听着 Sarah很棒
and I'm happy for you-- I'm very attracted to her,
我也为你们高兴我也深深被她吸引
but I don't know, man.
但我不知道兄弟
Aren't you moving a little fast?
你这样不是有点进展太快吗
I mean, you haven't even gotten her pregnant yet.
你都还没把她搞怀孕呢
Isn't that, like, your move?
那不是你的风格吗
Look, I get that it seems fast,
听着我知道这看起来有点太快了
but I got to tell you, Sarah and I are great together.
但我得告诉你 Sarah和我一起很棒
You know, I mean, we don't fight
我是说我们不吵架
the way Mindy and I used to.
不像Mindy和我一起那样
We don't have make-up sex the way Mindy and I used to.
也不会像Mindy和我那样有和好性♥爱♥
But I'm in my '40s now. I don't want a roller coaster.
但我现在已经40多了我不想像坐过山车
Okay, I don't even want Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
我甚至不想要<蟾蜍先生疯狂大冒险>那样的
Maybe the monorail-- that's good enough for me.
单轨火车吧我还能接受
I'll just sit there, look out the window.
我坐在那上面往窗外看
Watch other people have fun.
看人们玩得很开心
Look, the point is that
重点是
it feels right.
这感觉很对
I've moved on.
我向前看了
Okay, I don't think you have moved on.
我不觉得你向前看了
Because you haven't told the mother of your child
因为你还没告诉你孩子的母亲
you're engaged-- you have not moved on.
你订婚了你根本没向前看
Look, I would die to be at this wedding, all right?
听着我极度想参加这个婚礼好么
And if I'm not there, I'll kill myself.
如果我不能去我会杀了我自己的
You got to make a decision right now.
现在你一定要作出选择
Either you tell her, or I don't go.
要不你告诉她要不我不去了
Oh, man, you're not gonna be able to make it?
噢兄弟你有事去不了吗
Oh! You don't want me there?
哦你不想我去吗
Is this because at the last three weddings I've been to,
是不是因为我去的上一个婚礼
I have crashed into the cake? Yes or no?
我撞上了结婚蛋糕是不是
It is! It is, isn't it? Of course it is.
是的吧是的是不当然是
You know what?
猜怎么着
You're right. I got to tell Mindy.
你是对的我要告诉Mindy
Okay, and--and she's gonna hear about it anyway.
反正她迟早都会知道的
She might as well hear it from me.
还不如是我来告诉她
Yes. Okay. Thank you.
是的谢谢你谢谢
I knew you would do the right thing
我知道你会做正确的事的
if I shamed you into it, because, you know,
如果我道德绑♥架♥你那是
that's how you--you know, you people do it.
那是因为你们这些人都这么做
Okay, no, I don't like-- I don't like that.
行不要我不喜欢这样
All right? I'll tell you what.
行了我跟你说
She can bring Jody if she wants.
如果她想可以把Jody带来
That's so cool, be--
这挺好的啊因
Dr. K. Yeah.
K医生啥啊
I forgot to warn her that he has Chl--
我不记得告诉她他有
Mato!
蛤蜊番茄汁
The drink! The drink.
那个饮料那个饮料
He's got it. He's got all this Clamato.
他有那个他有很多那个番茄汁
And she doesn't want it. I don't blame her.
而她不想要我不怪她
Who does want-- tomato and clams?
谁想要啊番茄和蛤蜊
I mean, just save it for a nice pasta vongole.
蛤蜊和番茄留着做蛤蜊意面多好啊
Huh?
啥？
Oh, my God.
噢我的天
What's Chrissy Teigen doing in my apartment?
Chrissy Teigen来我的公♥寓♥干嘛
This has ceased to be productive.
这没什么用啊
Well...
好吧
Impossible!
不是吧
Lord! In the freezer?
天啊在冰箱里
Peculiar girl.
奇怪的女孩
Well, old friend,
好吧老朋友
things could get a little chilly tonight.
今晚会有点凉爽哦
Ah. I'm good to go.
啊我可以开始了
Would you mind being on top?
你介意在我上面吗
'Cause it's been a long day.
今天很有点累
Do you have Chlamydia?
你有衣原体吗
Oh.
噢
Well...
这
No--you do?
不是吧你真的有
Oh, my God!
噢我的天
I was about to have sex with you!
我还正想跟你搞
Like, a couple times!
打算来好几次呢
I was gonna tell you, I swear. I'm sorry.
我想告诉你的我发誓我很抱歉
When were you gonna tell me? At work tomorrow?
你打算什么时候告诉我明天上班吗
Honestly, Mindy, I--I--I s--
老实说 Mindy 我我
I would ne--
我不会
I liked you, Jody.
我喜欢你 Jody
Well, I like you too.
是啊我也喜欢你
Just get out.
你走吧
Mm...
唔
My mouth still works. Oh, God. Get out. Get out.
我的嘴还能用噢天快走快走