明迪烦事多（2012）

The Mindy Project S04E02

Part 5 April 29, 2021, 1:57 p.m.

Please someone give me drugs!
谁给我麻♥醉♥药♥啊
Nobody give her drugs, please.
大家都别给啊
Here!
这儿
Don't drink it all. It's my dinner.
别喝光了我晚饭要喝的
Don't drink any of it.
一口都别喝
Yuck.
呸
Miracle of childbirth, am I right?
分娩很神奇对吧
Listen, you should have kids,
听着你们应该生孩子
but not for a long time.
但这是长远的事情
Have you considered freezing your eggs?
你们考虑过冷冻卵子吗
You know what? This is just too much.
这些都太过了
I gotta be straight up unconscious, man.
直接点让我晕过去吧
You gotta punch me in the face.
朝我脸揍一拳
Mindy, I've wanted to punch you in the face for so very long. Yeah.
Mindy 我已经想揍你很久了好
I will not do that right now.
但不是现在
God damn you!
去你的
Tamra. Sweet Tamra.
Tamra 亲爱的Tamra
Please slap me right on the face.
扇我一巴掌吧
I can't just slap you.
我不能无故扇你啊
You have to say something I find offensive.
你得说点我觉得冒犯的话
Beyonce's really 44!
碧昂斯都四十四岁了
Oh, God!
天啊
That did nothing and I've betrayed Beyonce!
那没用而且我还背叛了碧昂斯
I feel better.
我觉得好多了
Mindy?
Mindy
Sorry.
对不起
Okay, I have an idea.
好吧我有个主意
I'm just going to raise this baby inside of me,
就让这孩子在我身体里面长大
and then it can just see out of my mouth.
从我嘴里看外面的世界
No.
不行
I'm stumped. Mantras, herbs.
我很为难啊座右铭草药
We've tried everything but modern medicine.
除了现代医药啥都试了
Mindy?
Mindy
Mindy! Danny?
Mindy Danny
Mindy! Oh, God, Danny!
Mindy 天啊Danny
Where have you been? What, did you stop for a slice?
你去哪了你中途买♥♥饭去了吗
You okay? Oh, God, it hurts.
你还好吗好疼啊
It hurts so much, Danny.
太疼了Danny
Look, look, I'm sorry. I know I was a jerk.
听着听着对不起我就是个混♥蛋♥
I know you're really scared, and so am I.
我知道你很害怕我也是
Me too. You are?
我也是你也怕
Yeah, I am terrified.
是啊我吓坏了
But the only thing that calms me down...
但唯一能让我平静下来的
is knowing that I'm doing this
是我知道与我并肩的
with someone that's stronger than I am.
是一个比我更坚强的人
I'm not, Danny, I'm not. Yes, you
我不坚强 Danny 不你
I can't do it, Danny. It hurts too much.
我不行Danny 它太疼了
Hey, yes, you are. You are much stronger than me.
嘿你很坚强比我坚强多了
You are much stronger than me. You know it.
你比我坚强多了你知道的
And you can do this. You know why?
你行的知道为什么吗
Why?
为什么
Because you're a stone-cold bitch.
因为你是个冷如硬石的小婊砸
He's right. You are a bitch.
他说得对你是个小婊砸
You're tough--you're tougher than anyone I know.
你很坚韧比我认识的任何人都坚韧
You're even tougher--
甚至比
You're even tougher than Ma.
比我妈还坚韧
Really? Yeah, really.
真的吗对真的
Okay. Okay.
好好
I love you. I love you.
我爱你我爱你
You can do this, okay?
你行的对吗
I can't stop looking at him.
他真是百看不厌啊
Hey.
嘿
He looks Latino.
他很像拉丁裔
And you know what that means.
你知道那什么意思
He's really gonna clean up.
他肯定能干大事
I was thinking the same thing.
我和你想的一样
He's gorgeous. Right?
他真漂亮对吧
He's basically a little model.
简直就是个小模特
This is definitely the best thing I ever cooked.
绝对是我的最佳"作品"
Where is he? Get away from me!
他在哪离我远点
I need to see him.
我得看看他
I'm sorry, sweetheart. He's waking up.
对不起啊小甜心他醒了
I'm sorry. You okay?
我很抱歉你还好吗
He's an angel.
他是个小天使
He's gorgeous.
好漂亮
Definitely not a Tookers boy. He's too small.
不过肯定不是Tooker家的孩子太小了
No, no, why would you say that?
不不不你干嘛那么说
'Cause I was 16 pounds.
因为我出生时有16磅
So this is not my baby.
这不是我的孩子
What?
什么
But I still love you, little Morgan.
但我还是一样爱你小Morgan
No, no, no, no. His name's not Morgan, okay?
不不不他不叫Morgan好吗
We...
我们
We haven't named him yet.
还没给他起名
Danny, please, I'm so tired.
Danny 我太累了
Spent the last seven hours
前七个小时都在
squeezing out this little watermelon.
奋力挤出这小西瓜
Can you please pick a name?
你可以起个名吗
Okay.
好吧
Leo.
Leo
I love it.
我喜欢
For Leonardo DiCaprio?
因为莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥吗
No, like Leonardo da Vinci.
不是莱昂纳多·达芬奇
Of course.
当然
That--of course, that--it makes so much more sense.
当然那合理多了
Or Leo the lion.
或者是狮子王Leo
'Cause this little guy's gonna be really strong.
因为这小东西一定会非常坚强
Mm-hmm.
嗯嗯
Like his ma.
和他妈一样
I'm Ma.
我当妈妈了
Yeah.
是啊
I love you, Leo Castellano.
我爱你 Leo Castellano
We can workshop the name.
名字的事我们再讨论一下
Hey, hey!
嘿嘿
Hey, look at this. Hello, young man!
快看你好呀小家伙
Oh won't you stay with me
哦请你留下来
'Cause you're all I need
因为你是我的一切