明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S04E09
Part 2
April 29, 2021, 1:58 p.m.
because these interviews can be tough.
这些面试挺蛋疼的
Yeah, I think I'm pretty much gonna crush this.
我觉得我差不多能镇住全场了
First of all, I'm a female doctor, like,
首先来说 我是个女性医生
straight out of a sexist riddle.
马上就跳出了性别歧视的坑
Second of all, I told them that Danny was a little person,
再说 我告诉他们Danny是个侏儒
so they're gonna be touched. We're golden.
他们会很受触动的 我们简直是黄金组合
This is New York City, girl. Everyone's story is impressive.
这可是纽约 每个人都有这么段故事
My doorman used to be the straight-up president of Greece.
我的看门人曾经是实打实的希腊总统
If it helps, tell him you know me.
跟他说你认识我 不知道能不能帮到你
Hey, guys, thank you so much for all of your help,
感谢大家的帮忙
but I think I'll be fine
不过我觉得我没问题
because I still have one card up my sleeve.
我手里还有一张牌呢
The race card.
种族的牌
Wait, what'd you say?
等等 你说啥
Thank you for granting me an interview so quickly.
感谢您这么短时间内给我个面试机会
The gods surely must be smiling on me today.
神们今天一定在朝我微笑呢
You know, I don't recall you having an accent
我怎么不记得通电♥话♥的时候
when we spoke on the phone.
你有口音
Oh, God, I didn't even notice it.
哦天啊 我都没注意到
That happens sometimes when you're the child of immigrants.
有时候作为一个移♥民♥者的后代就是这样了
Well, as you know, Little Doorways alums
你知道的 成长之路的校友们
are exceptionally high achievers.
都是非常杰出的人物
We've got some Rhodes scholars and Nobel laureates,
出过罗德学者和诺贝尔奖得主
the talent booker for Jimmy Fallon.
还有Jimmy Fallon的天才经纪人
What? Are you kidding me?
真的吗 你不是骗我吧
Okay, you know what? I've heard enough.
你知道吗 我觉得已经足够了
When can my son start?
我儿子什么时候能来上学
Oh, no, Dr. Lahiri.
哦不 Lahiri医生
You're far from being accepted.
你离录取还远着呢
We haven't even met the child's father yet.
我们连孩子的父亲都没见过
Oh, um, I don't think you're going to be able to.
呃 我觉得你是见不着了
He's away for awhile.
他得离开一阵
"Away for a little while." I see.
离开一阵 好吧
Yet another father who's too busy
又一位父亲 忙得都
to be involved in his child's education.
顾不上他孩子的教育问题了
Perhaps you should try something in Brooklyn.
也许你能在布鲁克林区找到适合你的
Oh, no, no, no. Leo's dad is the over-involved one.
哦哦不不不 Leo的爸爸顾得太多了
I'm the checked-out parent.
我才是那个不靠谱的家长
The other day I took home the wrong kid from daycare.
我有一天从托儿所还抱错孩子回家了呢
Please give my son a chance.
求你给我的孩子一个机会
Well, you do have another chance to impress the committee.
你确实还有个给委员会留下印象的机会
We're hosting a prospective parents' night tomorrow.
我们明天会组织一个准家长之夜
I strongly suggest you bring Leo's father.
我强烈建议你把Leo的父亲带来
But what if he won't be back in time?
要是他赶不回来呢
He's across the country taking care of
他正在祖国的另一边照顾
a sick relative who he hates.
一个他很讨厌的生病的亲戚
We have a father who's currently a prisoner of ISIS
我们目前有一个爸爸是ISIS囚犯
and he's planning on coming tomorrow.
他明天都打算来
You know what?
那啥
We're definitely both going to be there.
我们俩一定都会出场
So really excited.
真是激动呢
Hey, cool guy.
喂 酷小伙
I need you to come to an event with me tomorrow night
我需要你明天跟我出席一个活动
and pretend to be Leo's father.
假装成Leo的爸爸
Like a farce? I love a good farce.
像演滑稽剧吗 我喜欢滑稽剧
Oh, yeah.
没错
At my university's production of "Noises Off,"
我母校出品的 <收声>
I played "Man who passes out programs."
我演了个 "递节目单的人"
I just need you to pretend that you're married to me
我只需要你假装跟我结了婚
and help me charm a very intimidating older woman
帮我迷住一个很强势的老女人
into letting my son into a fancy preschool.
让她收我儿子进那个高端幼儿园
Hold on. This is for Little Doorways?
等一下 这是为了能进成功之路吗
Oh, then I can't do it.
那么我就不行了
That would be infidelity to my alma mater,
这是对我们这种没有父母爱护的
The Essex School for Unloved Boys.
埃塞克斯学院毕业校友的不忠
You're useless.
你真是一无用处
Wait，how did you know my school motto.
等下 你怎么知道我们学校的校训
I couldn't help but eavesdrop. I would love to be your date.
我忍♥不住偷听了 我可以做你的男伴
I do an amazing Dr. C. Check it.
我模仿C医生很像的 你看
Bongiorno, my name is Dr. C.
早上好 我叫C医生
I hug and I kiss you. Morgan is my best-a friend.
我又亲又抱 Morgan是我最好的朋友
Stop, stop. Sorry.
停下来 对不起
That sounds exactly like Danny.
这听上去太像Danny了
Honestly, you should be on "Saturday Night Live."
说真的 你该上"周六夜现场"
Thank you. But you can't come with me.
谢谢你 但你不能和我去
You look like a dirt bag and you smell like medicine?
你看上去像个邋遢鬼 还一股药味
No, propane. I--
不 那是丙烷味
Not you.Anyone else
除了你 随便谁都行
Oh, what about Derek in the morgue?
那停尸间的Derek有空吗
He's going to a concert this weekend.
他这周末要去演唱会
Oh, I got someone. Me!
我想到了一个人 那就是我
Beverly.
Beverly
Can't believe I'm asking you this, but you're my last resort.
不敢相信会问你 你是我最后的希望
Will you accompany me on a date tomorrow?
你明天能陪我一起去赴约吗
Oh, sorry, I'm not supposed to date
不好意思 在做到戒酒第十步之前
until I reach my tenth step.
我不能去约会的
Mm, damn it, back to step one.
可恶 重回第一步了
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
等一下 等一下
Jody, do you still need a fake girlfriend
Jody 你还要找假女友对吗
because I need a fake husband.
因为我也要找个假老公
Well, well, well, looking to strike a bargain
终于啊 是想通了要和魔鬼
with the devil, are we?
做交易了 对吗
Congratulations, you are now married
恭喜 现在你和你见过最帅的
to the most handsome man you've ever seen.
男人喜结连理了
That's untrue.
并不是
I saw Bill O'Reilly at the airport one time.
我有次在机场见到过Bill O'Reilly
But, yes, for one night only, I will be your girlfriend,
但我会做一晚你的女朋友
and you will be my husband.
你做我的丈夫
Deal. Deal.
成交 成交
I'll be Leo.
那我来假扮Leo
No, you can't come.
不 你不可以
Okay, now, please, do not say anything racist or sexist.
拜托别说任何性别和种族歧视的话
Or anything overly conservative.
或者任何比较保守的言论
Oh, and I told them that you were part Cherokee.
我跟他们说你还有土著切诺基血统
Interesting fact, the Kimball family
很有趣的是 Kimball家族
actually escorted the Cherokee on the Trail of Tears.
实际上把切诺基人移送到了血泪之路上
Didn't even ask for payment.
而且都没有要任何报酬
There was a real volunteer spirit back then.
这才是当时真正的奉献精神
Okay, listen, listen.
听着
For one night, can you just pretend that you're not a jerk?
就今晚 你能不能假装不是个混♥蛋♥
Because honestly, if you don't talk that much,
因为说实话 要是你话不那么多
people think that you are handsome
大家就会觉得你还挺帅的
and that you are maybe even charming.
甚至觉得你有点迷人
Just stick to non-controversial topics like the weather.
所以就只谈天气那样没争议的话题
It is pretty cold out tonight.
今天晚上是挺冷的
So much for so-called global warming, eh?
还说现在是什么全球变暖呢
Damn it. This sucks.
可恶 这也不行
What are you doing?
你干什么
I would never fail to take my wife's hand
在进入任何社交场合的时候
before entering a social gathering.
我绝对不会放下我妻子的手
Oh, cool.
真好
So as you can see here at Little Doorways,
正如你们在成功之路看到的
every moment of the school day is expertly curated.
学校的每个时刻都是专业细致计划的
Yesterday, our students learned glass blowing
昨天 我们学生学习了玻璃吹制的工艺技巧
before being treated to a lecture by Elie Wiesel.
随后去听了Elie Wiesel的演讲
Oh, my God, I love Elie Wiesel.
天呐 我超爱Elie Wiesel的
Every night I read Leo her book.
我每晚都给Leo念这位女作家的作品
Um, he's a man.
他是个男的
Okay, ladies, ladies.
各位夫人们
At this school, we don't use gendered pronouns
在这所学校我们不使用性别意义代词
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