明迪烦事多（2012）

The Mindy Project S04E22

Part 1 April 29, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

Hola, gringas.
各位好啊
The bitch is back.
悍女归来
I have returned from my journey of self re-discovery
我那个再次自我发掘的
in the Lone Star state.
德州旅程结束了
And you know what?
你们知道吗
I think I'm gonna start saying "Y'all."
我觉得我会自此说"乃们"
And I'll definitely be spitting.
我绝对会吐痰
Join the club. Oh, before I forget...
欢迎加入吐痰大队在我忘记之前
I got you guys all authentically Texas gifts.
我给各位带了点正宗的德州礼物
Beverly, neck pillow. Ooh.
Beverly 颈枕哦
Oh, my God.
哦天哪
Jeremy, a real Texas treat "The Lovely Bones."
Jeremy的地道德州大礼 <可爱的骨头>
I do suspect that you bought all these gifts
我相当感谢你在奥斯汀机场
at the Austin airport.
买♥♥所有的这些礼物
That's not true.
不完全对
I got some of them on the airplane.
有些我是在飞机上买♥♥的
For you, my friend. "Takeoff" Magazine?
至于你兄弟 <起飞>杂♥志♥
Harry Connick Jr.'s New Orleans?
Harry Connick Jr的<新奥尔良>
Look at this.
瞅瞅这个
I already did the crossword puzzle, so don't try to.
我已经做了填字游戏别做了
Okay. Hey, um, is Jody here?
好嘿Jody在吗
Courtney made brownies, everybody!
各位 Courtney做了布朗尼蛋糕
Oh!
噢
Dig in.
大口吃
Courtney. Who Courtney?
Courtney Courtney 是谁
Dr. K's new girlfriend.
K医生的新女朋友
Finally, a couple we can all root for.
终于有我们都喜欢的一对儿了
You have a girlfriend?
你都有女朋友了
I've only been gone a week.
我这才走了一周
Usually, you move so slow.
你一般动作这么慢
When you tell a story, I have to take, like, five pee breaks.
你跟我讲故事的时候我得去个大概五趟厕所
Oh, my God, Dr. K, tell how you two met.
哦天 K医生你得说说你俩怎么认识的
I love it, and not just 'cause I'm up for a raise.
我太喜欢这故事了当然不只是因为我想要加薪
I was at the gym.
我在健身房♥
I had just gotten off the treadmill,
刚下跑步机
and she said, "Are you done using that?"
然后她问"你跑步机用好了吗"
And I said, "Yes."
然后我说"是"
Well, let's just say, uh, she never got on that treadmill.
我们这么说吧额她后来也没用跑步机
Why can't something like that happen to me at ballet barre?
怎么这样的事没在我跳芭蕾操的时候发生呢
That's it? That's the whole story?
没啦这就是整个经过
It's nice having an adult relationship for a change.
有段恋爱来调节调节真棒啊
Why, on Sunday morning, we actually went out
知道为什么吗周日早上我们出去
for a breakfast lunch.
吃了个早午饭
I had eggs, she had a burger.
我吃了鸡蛋她吃了汉堡
The same meal-- can you imagine?
在同一顿饭里吃这些你能想象吗
Well, you seem really happy. Good for you.
你看上去真开心为你高兴
Thank you, Mindy.
Mindy 谢谢你
Hey, what's that?
嘿那是什么
Oh, nothing.
哦没什么
Dr. L, Princeton student affairs called for you,
L医生普林斯顿学生事务处给你打过电♥话♥
they need you to call them back.
他们希望您尽快复电
Oh, no. I know what this is about.
哦不我知道他们为什么打过来
They figured out that I was the streaker at reunion.
他们查出我是返校节时那个裸奔的人
I'm toast, Tamra. I'm toast!
Tamra我完蛋了完蛋了
Guys, I have some huge news.
各位我有个大新闻
I just got off the phone with Princeton University,
我刚跟普林斯顿那边通完电♥话♥
my alma mater--
我母校
All right, braggy, we get it, you have a phone.
行啦小嘚瑟我们懂你有手♥机♥
And they have invited us to do a "Later, Baby" presentation on campus.
他们邀请我们去校园做一个"晚点见宝贝"的展示活动
Oh, our first Ivy. Hot damn.
我们第一个常春藤学校成员超棒
They are the perfect demo for the egg freezing.
他们是演示冷冻卵子的完美地点
Smart, careerist girls who consider science their boyfriend.
聪明以事业为重的会把科学当男友的妹子们
So this Saturday, the three of us
就在这周六我们三个
are making my triumphant return to Princeton.
要在普林斯顿上演我的盛大归来
Oh, did you say this Saturday?
哦你是说这周六
If that's the case, I can't go.
如果是这样的话我去不了
What? You can't come?
什么你不能去
How many derbies are there, for God's sake?
拜托那里会有多少书呆子天才啊
No, it's not that.
不倒不是因为这个
Courtney made an appointment with an allergist in central New York,
Courtney在纽约市中心跟过敏医生约好了
and we were gonna make a weekend of it, you know.
我们得花一周末的时间
Hey, man, you have to come.
兄弟你得去
We're gonna get more patients from this
我们会因为这个活动有更多病人的
than that time that we did that radio jingle.
比上次去电台唱歌♥效果更好的
You know, where you were playing the frozen egg?
你知道的就你演奏"冻卵"那儿
"I'm chill, baby." Ugh.
"我在冻宝宝" 恶
This is gonna be our first weekend getaway.
这是我们出去的第一个周末
I've been practicing ukulele for the rowboat ride.
我会在划船的时候弹乌克丽丽呢
Hey, man, we all have to break plans sometimes.
兄弟我们有时候没办法照计划行事
You know, when I went to your school,
当我去你学校的时候
it actually sped up the demise of my relationship
我的恋爱生活就是跟我孩子他爸那段
with the father of my son, so...
也受到耽搁了啊
Exactly, I wouldn't want something like that to happen again.
是的我可不希望这种事再发生一次
So, I'm sorry. What?
所以抱歉了什么
Are you? Actually, I can't go, either.
你是说实际上我也去不了
Because I'm gonna meet my biological father--
我要去见我亲生父亲
You have to come.
你得来
I'm in.
我来
I cannot believe Jody.
简直无法相信Jody
Just because you get a girlfriend,
不能因为找到了女朋友
doesn't mean that you completely bail on all your professional responsibilities.
就完全放弃自己在专业领域负有的责任
No, you don't.
是的不能
You know, when I dated Tamra, I didn't skip out on work.
我跟Tamra约会的时候我也不会翘班啊
Thank you. Yeah.
谢谢没事
We would have sex in the office.
我们会在办公室爱爱
The kitchen.
在厨房♥
Your office. What?
你的办公室什么
Uh, Jody's--that's inappropriate, Jody.
额Jody 做的太不地道了
And you know what?
你知道吗
I don't even think Jody knows what he wants.
我觉得Jody都不知道他想要什么
Mmmm. Can I tell you a secret?
嗯哼我能跟你说个秘密吗
Yeah.
行
Before I went to Texas...
在我去德州之前
Jody and I had a weird moment on my couch.
我跟Jody在沙发上经历了诡异的一刻
Hmm. I think I have to show you.
嗯哼我来演示给你瞧瞧
Okay. Okay, come sit here.
好好你坐这儿
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好好好
All right.
好
You be me, and I'm Jody.
你当做是我我来扮Jody
I fell asleep. Oh.
我睡着了嗯
Exactly.
对
Then Jody took a blanket and he laid it on me.
Jody拿了张毯子给我盖上了
Mm, I don't know why this is weird.
嗯我不知道这个诡异在哪了
This is just, like, nice. Okay, but then he did this.
这个仅仅很贴心啊嗯但然后他做了这个
Do you think it meant anything?
在你看来这意味着什么
I mean, isn't that really emotional and weird?
这举动是不是有什么情感上的意味很诡异
Nope. No, it doesn't mean anything.
不不这什么意味都没有
I don't know, it felt kind of romantic.
我不知道感觉上很浪漫啊
It's not romantic.
一点都不浪漫
There's nothing romantic about it.
这跟浪漫一点关系都没有
God, you're such a narcissist. Don't even worry about it.
天你太自恋了根本就不用担心这举动
Okay, can we just--
行了我们能
No, stop it, don't touch it! Don't touch it.
不停下别碰它别碰
I have to go to the bathroom. What?
我要去厕所什么
And I might need to borrow some pants.
我也许要借条裤子
Can I have my blanket back? No!
能把毯子还我吗不
It's my blanket now.
毯子是我的了
So you don't think it meant anything?
所以你觉得这什么意思都没有
Nope!
没有
Mindy, I wanted to talk to you about this weekend.
Mindy我想跟你聊聊我的这个周末