明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S04E20
Part 2
April 29, 2021, 2:01 p.m.
I actually told him he should use that as a motto,
我告诉过他该用这个做座右铭
and he said it was crass. I don't know.
但他说太简单粗暴了 我也说不清
I got to go.
我得走了
I have an Uber I have to go pick up on 31st Street.
我得去31街给人载个优步客人
Dr. Reed, welcome to the nurse's lounge.
Reed医生 欢迎来到护士休息室
You want a tour? Yes, please.
你想参观一遍吗 是的 谢谢
Come on in.
进来吧
Over here is Tamra's spa.
这里是Tarma的SPA
I'm feelin' hella Zen.
我现在觉得自己超级禅
Shh-shh. Leave her alone. Leave her alone.
嘘 别打扰她 别打扰她
Right here is Colette's area.
这里是Colette的地盘
I'm making a P-51 Mustang.
我在做P-51野马战机
My grandpa shot down 11 Japanese
我爷爷以前坐在这里面打下了
in one of these bad boys.
11架日本飞机
And a couple of friendlies.
还打下了一些友军
Let me show you "Morgan's Poetry Corner" Right here.
让我给你展示这里Morgan的诗歌♥角
Here's a little something I've been working on.
这是我现在在写的一段
"Digital overload.
"数字信息超载"
"Social media motherlode.
"社交媒体覆盖"
"Verizon, you don't own me.
"Verizon你不能主宰我"
"Verizon, release me from your roaming
"Verizon 让我摆脱你的咆哮"
and anytime fees."
"摆脱任何费用"
Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
我很开心你们有了乐趣
Oh, look at this.
看这个
"They pay me to work here.
"他们花钱让我在这工作"
They don't pay me to like it."
"但没花钱让我喜欢这里"
Yeah, isn't that poster funny?
对 这海报好好笑吧
I actually don't think I get it.
我觉得我没有懂
I mean, British humor is obviously a lot more subtle.
英国的幽默通常更加隐晦
Have you guys seen "The Farting Vicar"?
你们知道"放屁牧师"吗
What's not to get?
有什么好不懂的
The cows represent us,
奶牛代表的是我们
and what they're saying represents how we feel.
他们说的代表我们的想法
Well, as long as you're all enjoying yourselves.
只要你们工作得开心
Oh, my God. I had it all wrong.
天呐 我完全懂反了
I just thought it was funny because he's got a briefcase.
我觉得好笑因为它拿着个公文包
Oh, my God. Eden, look at this one.
天呐 Eden 看这个
He is Harvard-educated,
他上过哈佛大学
super handsome, and he's a marathon runner.
超级帅 还跑马拉松
New York Marathon.
跑的是纽约马拉松
See, I'm not like other spermists
我不像其他的精♥子♥员
who sell you a marathon runner,
卖♥♥给你个跑马拉松的
and then you find out it's Chicago--
然后你发现跑的是
a notoriously easy and flat marathon.
出了名简单无聊的芝加哥马拉松
So easy. Jody KimballKinney,
超简单 Jody KimballKinney
I am not talking to you.
我连话也不想跟你说
Why? What did I do? You won't give me a sample.
为什么 我做什么了 不给我样本
How can you deprive the world
你怎么忍♥心让世上少了
of another pair of those cheekbones?
继承这么帅气的面庞的人
You keep sweet-talking me like that, Louis,
你要是再这么甜言蜜语 Louis
and you'll wear me down eventually.
最后哪天就会说服我
Okay. It really feels like you're leading him on.
真的感觉你就是在勾引他
No, no, it's all in fun.
不不 都是开玩笑的
Wait, what about this guy?
这个人怎么样
You have great taste.
你品位真棒
Stud 14 is very popular.
14号♥猛♥男♥很有人气
Wait, does that mean that my child will have,
等一下 这是不是说我的孩子会有
like, a ton of brothers and sisters?
一大堆兄弟姐妹
What if they accidentally sleep together?
要是他们不小心一起睡了呢
I mean, I'm sure that would be a great show on Amazon, but--
这节目上Amazon一定很火 但是
That's highly unlikely.
这非常不可能
Besides, your child will never have
再说 你的孩子绝不会知道
any information on the donor's identity.
捐献人的个人信息
I don't know, wouldn't it be better
我不知道 要是选某个
for it to be somebody who would be involved
在未来能融入孩子生活的人
in the child's life?
不是更好
Eden, it's also pretty hard
Eden 和一个没和你在一起
to raise a kid with someone you're not with.
共同养育一个孩子也很难的
But that's what you're doing.
但你现在不就是么
Yeah, I know, but I didn't mean to do that.
是的 但我一开始不是这么打算的
This morning, Danny and I had an hour-long fight
今天早上 Danny还和我为了孩子
over the theme of our son's birthday party.
生日派对的主题吵了一个小时
He wanted "Baseball."
他想要"棒球主题"
I wanted "Leather and lace."
我想要"皮革与蕾丝"
Baseball? Gross.
棒球 恶心
Thank you, Louis.
谢谢 Louis
Look, Dr. Lahiri,
Lahiri医生
I think I just need a little time to think.
我想我要点时间再想想
Oh. Okay.
好啊
Sure. Sure. It's your decision.
当然 当然 你自己做决定
That was a really interesting dinner.
晚餐真有意思啊
I did not know that
我都不知道
Transylvania even had a cuisine.
特兰西瓦尼亚有自己的特色食物
But you liked it, right?
不过你挺喜欢的吧 是不
I mean, you ate all your charred crow.
我看你把红烧乌鸦都吃光了
It was very crunchy.
很酥脆的嘛
Hey, do you think that we can stop at Barnes & Noble?
嘿 我们可不可以去一下Barnes & Noble书店
I have to pick up a gift for my coworker.
我得给同事买♥♥个礼物
His birthday's in a couple days.
他的生日快到了
Yeah, sure, but not-- not there.
当然可以 不过别去那里吧
Big box bookstores kind of suck,
大型书店太逊了
unless you're looking for a celebrity cookbook or something.
除非你是想找一本名人的烹饪书什么的
Wait a second, have you even tried
等等 你试过Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Seacrest's recipe for potatoes au gratin?
脆皮土豆的食谱吗
They're the bomb.
简直好吃死了
Where do you get books?
那你去哪儿买♥♥书啊
From the best bookstore in New York.
纽约最好的书店呗
I got to be honest, Marcus, I know that this is a cool way
实话实说 Marcus 我知道现在流行
to get around right now, but that was a long-ass way
骑车到处跑 但是这一路
to travel by bike. Plus, a bird's wing hit my face.
也太远了吧 而且有只鸟还撞我脸上了
But it was worth it, right?
但是这是值得的 对吧
I mean, look. Come here. Come here. Look at this.
看 过来 过来 看看这些
Kay. Quentin.
好吧 Quentin
Hey! Where it's at.
嘿 还好吗
I am looking for a copy of "Lonesome Dove."
我想买♥♥本<寂寞之鸽>
Ooh.
噢
I don't sell any mainstream fiction.
我这里不卖♥♥主流小说
I have a collection
我这里有Robert Mapplethorpe的
of Robert Mapplethorpe's male nudes.
裸男摄影系列
Would he like that?
他会喜欢这种吗
No, he-- he wouldn't like that.
不喜欢 他不会喜欢的
Hmm. You should try Barnes & Noble.
呃 你应该去Barnes & Noble书店看看
Sorry to waste your time, bro.
抱歉浪费你时间了 兄弟
Okay. Thank you.
没事 谢谢
Let's go. Let's go.
走了 走了
So I've been doing a lot of thinking,
我好好考虑了一下
and I think I finally settled on a sperm donor.
我觉得我选好精♥子♥捐献人选了
Oh, good. Number 31?
很好 31号♥吗
His penis measurements were very impressive.
他的阴♥茎♥尺寸简直惊人哪
No. Oh, no, of course.
不是 噢 当然当然
I mean, that shouldn't matter anyway, but damn.
尺寸算个啥 不过确实惊人啊
I'm just happy you picked someone, you know?
我只是很高兴你定下人选了
I was really worried that I freaked you out the other day.
我还怕那天我说的话吓到你了呢
No, what you said was really eye-opening.
不 你的话真的给了我很多启发
I mean, if you have a baby with a guy,
如果你跟一个男人生了孩子
and it doesn't work out, that could be a disaster.
但是两个人又分开了 那确实是场灾难
Exactly. But if it does work out,
没错 但是如果事情顺利
that's the ideal situation.
那就是很理想的情况了
So that's why I'm gonna have a baby
所以我决定和我的"非男友"Jonah
with my notboyfriend Jonah. What? Jonah?
生个孩子 什么 Jonah
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