明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S04E17
Part 2
April 29, 2021, 2 p.m.
Hey, I'm going to ask you something,
嘿 我要问你点事
since you are my most...
鉴于你是我
physically adventurous friend.
肉体最奔放的朋友
Sluttiest. Yes, thank you.
最骚的 没错 谢谢
So, tell me, how does a cool single mom
跟我说说 一位单身酷妈妈
meet someone for casual fun?
要怎么才能钓汉子玩玩
Oh, Mindy, it is so easy.
Mindy 很简单啊
I use this hookup app called Pork-It.
我用的这个交友软件 炮吧
If you're a woman, you are guaranteed sex within five minutes,
如果你是女的 保证在5分钟之内 给你找到床伴
or you get a billion dollars.
否则就赔你10亿美金
It's never happened.
从没赔过
I don't know.
不好说啊
Is there, like, an old lady version of that
有没有大龄女性版本
for timid moms?
给羞羞的妈妈用的
There is a website called "CuddleSpot,"
倒是有个网站叫"给个拥抱"
which caters to adults who feel their best years
专为觉得自己最好的年华
have passed them by, but--
已经流逝的人群设计 但是
Oh, perfect.
完美
"CuddleSpot."
"给个拥抱"
Ooh, nice website.
页面很漂亮啊
Bio "Just a cuddly kitten in the city,
自我描述 "城市里渴望拥抱的小猫咪
Looking for my ball of yarn.
寻找能和我闲聊的球球
Meow."
喵呜"
Oh, my God.
天哪
Chelsea, I'm kind of turning myself on.
Chelsea 我有点被自己弄得性奋起来了
Oh, feet elevated
啊 脚敲在桌上
Newspaper in hand. Crumbs on chest.
手里拿着报纸 胸前堆着面包屑
I'd say this was a case of a man on a break.
依我看 这是一个在休息的男人的状态
I was just waiting around for Morgan.
我只是在这儿等Morgan
Have you seen him? I have not.
你看到他了吗 没有
I did, however, bump into Mindy,
不过我倒是碰到Mindy了
who informs me that you're holding
她告诉我你要办个
an "Elementary" Viewing party.
<基本演绎法>观看会
Viewing party?
观看会
Jody, I am so excited.
Jody 我太兴奋了
I am such a Sherlock Holmes buff,
我是夏洛克福尔摩斯脑残粉
or "Shirley," As I call us.
自称"夏粉"
Oh, no, I--I merely mentioned something to Mindy
不是的 我只是和Mindy提了一下
about watching the show.
要看这部电视剧
Oh, so it's just the two of you watching?
所以 只有你们两个一起看吗
Uh-huh, I did not realize you were that close.
没想到你俩关系这么亲密
Well, now this really is a mystery.
现在真成谜了
No, we are not that close.
我们没那么亲近
I just haven't invited anyone else yet.
我只是还没来及邀请其他人
Um, maybe it would be easiest
或许我把聚会取消
if I just canceled the party.
还更容易一些
No, you can't cancel.
不行 你不能取消
I already bought all the ingredients
我都买♥♥好做单层色拉
for my one-layer dip:
需要的所有材料了
ranch.
色拉
Oh, Mindy's invited you too.
Mindy也邀请你了
Yeah.
是啊
Okay, a viewing party at my house.
好吧 我家有个观看会
Tomorrow.
在明天
You mean Thursday.
你是说周四
Of course, I mean Thursday.
当然 我是指周四
Thursday's the night that "Elementary" Is on.
每周四晚有<基本演绎法>
It's my favorite show.
那是我最喜欢的电视剧
So, viewing party at my house,
那就在我家办个观看会
but only one hour.
但是只有1个小时
Uh-uh, you're not kicking us out as soon as it's over.
你不会是想一结束 就把我们赶走吧
Yeah, we need time to discuss our reactions
我们需要时间讨论大家的想法
and go in your bathroom to see what pills you take.
还要到你房♥间看看你都吃什么药
And take those pills.
然后吃了那些药
I was skeptical about signing up for "CuddleSpot,"
我之前挺怀疑这个"给个拥抱"网的
but this has been great.
但现在这样真的很棒
I am so glad I checked "All ethnicities" On my profile.
我太高兴我在资料里选了"所有种族"
And I'm really thankful
我也真的非常感谢
that you invited me up to listen to your awesome jazz CDs.
你邀请我来听这些超棒的爵士CD
Yeah.
是的
And it got me thinking
这让我想
that maybe we should make
也许我们应该
a little jazz of our own.
也来爵士一把
Boobop ooh bebop Well
Boobop ooh bebop 这
Ooh bebop ooh bop What's the rush, you know?
Ooh bebop ooh bop 急什么
We have all night.
我们有一整夜呢
Oh, I never finished telling you
噢 我还没和你讲完
about my cousin's trip to Hartford.
我表亲去Hartford的旅行
Yeah, I don't have all night, though,
好吧 我没有一整晚时间
because I need to get home to relieve the babysitter;
因为我得回家让保姆下班
otherwise, she'll put a Ukrainian curse on me,
不然她就要对我进行乌克兰式诅咒了
and those work.
而且诅咒会实现
Oh. Okay.
噢 好吧
It's just
只是
well, it's just our first time making love.
好吧 只是这是我们第一次做♥爱♥
It probably shouldn't be rushed.
不该这么猴急
You know, it will be so much more meaningful
如果在我们身体合二为一前 心灵能相通
if our hearts connect before our bodies do.
那么这一切都会更有意义
I have never once found that to be the case, so.
我从来没试过那样 所以还是
Yeah, let me--let me go first, though.
好吧 先让我 先让我来吧
Um...
呃
I was bullied in high school,
我高中时被欺负
and again in college,
大学又被欺负
and then just yesterday on Facebook.
还有昨天在脸书上又被欺负
My nephew called me a little bitch.
我侄子叫我小婊♥子♥
Pardon me.
不好意思
Oh, I'm so glad we get to have a chance
噢 我好开心我们能有机会
to use these nuts before they go bad.
在坚果坏掉前吃掉它们
They were a gift from my postman.
这是我的邮差送我的
I don't know why.
我不知道为什么
Mindy?
Mindy
I think the wine is--is ready,
我想酒好了
if you want to come out.
如果你想出来的话
But I think the nuts have turned.
不过我觉得坚果坏了
Hey.
嘿
I searched Dr. L's apartment.
我搜了L医生的公♥寓♥
All I found was an invitation
我只找到了一份来自
for Platinum Select Status at Wetzel's Pretzels.
快餐店的白金优选
Okay.
好吧
Was Mindy suspicious while you were searching the place?
你搜Mindy房♥间的时候她有起疑吗
Oh, she was on a date.
噢 她去约会了
Uh, Mindy was on a date?
呃 Mindy约会了
Yeah, who cares?
对啊 谁在乎啊
The thing is, you don't have to worry
重要的是你不用担心
about the letter anymore, okay?
那封信了 好吗
Cousin Lou told me
Lou表哥和我说
that if she hasn't gotten it by now,
如果她现在没收到
it's probably lost. Okay.
可能就是寄丢了 好
And he was a mailman in a porn.
他可是黄♥片♥里的邮差
Oh, thank goodness. That is a relief.
噢 谢天谢地 真是解脱
Thank you.
谢谢你
Now, here is your reward.
好了 你的酬劳
500 cents.
500分
Hey, I'm bringing a plus-five
嘿 我要再带5个人
to your viewing party on Thursday,
去你周四的电视派对
and I told them there's gonna be gift bags,
而且我和他们说会有礼品包
so don't skimp.
所以别抠门
"Plus-five."
带5个人
Uh, it's all there.
啊 都在那了
We're about to find out, aren't we?
我们会发现的 对吗
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