卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S03E07

Part 11 July 19, 2023, 9:16 p.m.

我的天啊，宝贝，我好喜欢
Oh my gosh, babe, I love it.
才怪
-Oh, no, you do not.
-(Travis laughing)
我是亚莉安娜
I am Kris Jenner from Ariana Grande's
Thank U, Next video.
《谢谢，下一位》MV里的克莉丝詹纳
妳这样好像妳妈
You look so much like your Mom.
我知道，超夸张的
I know. It's crazy.
但我真不知道有谁会选择这种发型
I'm like, "Who would ever
choose to have this haircut?"
I'm not sure. I feel like a turtle.
我觉得自己好像乌龟
祝妳今晚玩得愉快
不要喝太多，不要在食物里睡著
我无法保证
Can't promise you that.
马修！
KHLOÉ: Matthew?
♪♪
("Light It" by Dita playing)
♪ Light it up like boom ♪
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪
♪ Light it up like boom ♪
♪ Get ready to ignite now ♪
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
(妈妈经纪人)
Oh, caviar.
鱼子酱，寇特妮真是大手笔
Oh, Kourtney went all out.
-我的天啊，我好喜欢
-嘿，妳好美
-Oh my god! I love it!
-KOURTNEY: Hey, you look so good.
-妳好美
-她知道吗？
-You look so good.
-Does she know?
嗨！我的天啊，妳好美
-Hi, guys!
-KOURTNEY: Hi!
Oh my god,
you look so good.
我好喜欢这套
I love this one.
凯莉是1989年的克莉丝詹纳
Kylie is 1989 Kris Jenner.
嘿，寇特妮，转过来，让我看看
Hey, Kourt, turn around. Let me see this.
这是《谢谢，下一位》的克莉丝詹纳
This is the Thank U, Next Kris Jenner.
我觉得我变短发的时候
I think I probably look the most
应该最像我妈
like my mom when I have short hair.
我如果剪这个发型，妳一定会疯掉
-Would you die if I had this hair?
-Thank U, Next, bitch.
谢谢，下一位，婊♥子♥
拿一杯马丁尼给我
Just give me a martini.
我就可以一秒变成克莉丝詹纳
I can transform
into Kris Jenner like that.
嗨！妳太美了
Hi! You look incredible.
不是每个人都适合精灵短发
Wearing a pixie short
haircut is not for everyone.
她的女儿，我每个姐妹看起来都很美
Her daughters, like all
my sisters look so (bleep) good,
她们每个人短发都很美
all of them with short hair.
我没想到所有人都撑得起来
I didn't think all
of them could pull it off.
是真的，但大家都好美
I really didn't,
but they all look so good.
她到了吗？
她到了没有？
她快到了吗？
等等
(indistinct chatter)
我的...
Oh my-- (laughs) Oh my god!
What is happening?!
我的天啊！怎么回事？
大家...
Oh! You-- Oh, stop it.
够了，诺丝
这真的太...
-North. That is so-- Wait.
-KYLIE: Happy birthday to--
祝妳生日快乐
-妳知道我是哪个克莉丝吗？
-知道
-Do you know what Kris I am?
-Yes.
-还有红指甲
-妳是1989年跨年夜
-You're 1989 New Year's Eve.
-With the red nails?
这是我们的圣诞贺卡照
This was our Christmas card shoot.
妳是我的日常装扮，这...
You're my everyday vibe.
但妳没注意到最重要的部分
-This is--
-But look it, you missed the best part.
她还去了特效用品店买♥♥了特别的...
She went to the prosthetic store
and she got special.
皱纹
什么？
-Wait, what?
-(laughing)
我的天啊
-KRIS: What? What?
-KOURTNEY: Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
妳是随性克莉丝，穿著毛绒...
Oh my god. And you're casual Kris
-with the Juicy.
-No, I'm from Thank U, Next.
-不对，我是《谢谢，下一位》里的
-天啊
-Stop. Your-- (laughs)
-This is Ariana--
-这是亚莉安娜
-妳怎么会不知道？
-How could you not--
-You're in my video!
-妳拍了我的MV
-知道那是谁吗？
Do you know who that is?
我的天啊，梅兰妮！
Oh my god, Melanie!
我的天啊！
Oh my god!
(梅兰妮葛莉芬)
-You had my friends dress like me?!
-You look so good!
-妳还叫我朋友扮成我？
-妳好美
妳们好
Hi, girls.
我从来没想到
I never would've imagined
会遇到好几十个我
walking in to
dozens of mes.
各位，我还很不敢置信
You guys, I can't take this in.
我真的...太夸张了
(laughs) Just so crazy.
这是哪来的？
Where did you get this?
-从妳的衣帽间拿的
-天啊
-From your closet.
-KRIS: Stop.
等等，这是我的还是妳的？
-Wait, is this mine or is this yours?
-No, I had it made.
不是，是我请人做的
其实妳们弄这个发型很好看
You actually guys look great
with your hair like this.
-说实话
-我很喜欢
-I'm not gonna lie. (laughs)
-I like it. I do.
才怪
我当然是最棒的克莉丝詹纳
Obviously, I am the best Kris Jenner,
但不得不说
but I gotta tell ya,
金模仿得很好
Kim nailed it.
我们得在这里拍张大合照
And we have to take
a group picture, Pierre.
对，我给妳看了一张照片，妈
KOURTNEY: Yeah, like, I showed
this photo, Mom,
是所有扮成妳的人拍的自♥拍♥
of all these people who dressed like you
and they take selfies,
然后还有一段影片
and then there's one video
where everyone's standing there
是大家站著，然后有人喊：「克莉丝」
and someone yells like, "Kris!"
结果大家都转头
我们可以这样拍一段影片
-And everyone turns, like--
-KIM: We should do that.
-要怎么拍？
-克莉丝，克莉丝
-KRIS: How do we do that?
-Kris, Kris!
(camera clicks)
要不要一起去餐桌了？
Should we all go to the table?
来吧，各位克莉丝
-Come on, Krises.
-Okay.
我有点震惊
It does kinda blow my mind.
我们都觉得我妈会永远年轻
We think my mom will be young forever,
她的行为很年轻，看起来也很年轻
and she acts so young,
and she looks so young.
我想好好记住她每个年纪的每个时刻
I wanna soak up every moment
with her at every age
因为她总是表现得很轻松
'cause she just makes it look so easy.
各位，请找一下自己的名字
Everyone, search for your name.
上面应该都要写「克莉丝」
They should just all say "Kris."
我知道我叫寇特妮以妈为主题办派对
KHLOÉ: I know I told Kourtney
to make it all about Mom,
但我没想到会是这样
but I really wasn't expecting this.
真的太棒了
This is good.
她让这场派对完全以妈为主题
Like, she made it all about Mom.
我只要想到我妈
就会想到她喜欢常春藤玉米巧达浓汤
When I thought of my mom,
I thought she would want
corn chowder from The Ivy.
-(all cheering)
-Oh!
-(applause)
-KHLOÉ: Wealthy!
真贵气
谢谢
KIM: Thank you.
我有特地精心准备
KOURTNEY: It's all really thought out.
菜单上的每道料理
Every item on the menu
都是我妈在各个餐厅最喜欢的料理
are my mom's favorites
from different restaurants.
-是吃大利的义式冰淇淋
-太棒了