卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S03E06

Part 7 July 19, 2023, 9:15 p.m.

快打给我吧，好莱坞
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Call me, Hollywood.
妳得穿上最骚又最辣的...
And you need to wear
your thottiest, sexiest...
妳得穿丹妮儿帮妳准备的衣服
KHLOÉ: You need to wear
what Danielle has for you.
或许妳明天会想穿水晶胸罩和裤...
TRACY: Maybe tomorrow night
if you wanna wear
-the crystal bra and the crystal pants.
-We'll see you tomorrow.
妳如果想穿水晶装，明天很适合
If you wanna wear your crystal outfit,
-明天很适合穿那套
-好
-tomorrow's the day.
-Okay.
TRACY: Tomorrow's
the night for that out... that look.
我知道克罗伊很努力筹备这次的惊喜
Okay.
So, I know Khloé's worked
so hard on this surprise,
所以我不会表现出我知道任何事
so I'm not gonna act like
I know anything.
我不想让她们难过
I don't wanna make 'em feel bad.
-我爱妳，我爱妳
-克罗伊！
Khloé!
我们很爱妳
KHLOÉ: And we love you,
-乖乖吃妳的饭，闭上嘴巴
-克罗伊！
and eat your (BLEEP) Nobu,
and shut the (BLEEP) up,
喝妳的荔枝马丁尼吧，婊♥子♥
and have your lychee
martini, bitch.
克罗伊，我传了讯息给妳！看一下！
(YELLS) Khloé,
I sent you a text, read it!
好，妈！
感觉就像《冰与火之歌♥》一样！
(YELLS) Okay, Mom!
It's like Game of Thrones!
太夸张了！
KRIS (YELLS): This is wild!
-好，妈，没问题！
-好
(YELLS) Oh, yes, Mom, go ahead!
KRIS: Okay.
我和雪莉...
So, Shelli and I...
(雪莉艾佐夫)
(朋友)
想要说几句话
are gonna give a toast.
我想先说几句话再喝下一杯马丁尼
So, I just wanna say,
before I have another martini,
正如我今天祝妳生日快乐时所说
as I said today
when I wished you happy birthday,
妳是全世界最坚强的女人
you are the strongest
woman in the world.
她传了同样的讯息给我
KRIS: You are a rock star,
妳是超人
-妳传了同样的讯息给克罗伊吗？
-我非常以妳为荣
-and I'm so proud of you.
-Wait, you sent Khloé the same text?
-什么？
-妳传了同样的讯息给克罗伊吗？
-What?
-You sent Khloé the same text?
(LAUGHING)
-妳...够了
-让她讲完，让她讲完
-KRIS: You are...
-Let her finish.
-Let her finish.
-Stop it.
我们都很景仰妳，妳有超能力
We all look up to you.
You're a superpower...
妳现在基本上可说是我们家的领袖
-(KHLOÉ LAUGHING)
-and you are pretty much now,
at this point, the leader
of our family.
妳是我们遇到...
You're like the person
we all go to when...
-什么？
-是真的
-Huh?
-What?
她就像...她有魔力
No, but she's like
a... she's magic.
我没时间承担那些责任
Hey, I don't have time
to take on those duties.
(GUESTS LAUGHING)
我爱妳，我感到很荣幸
I love you, I am so honored,
但我还没准备好让妳交棒
but I'm not ready
for you to pass the baton.
妳至少还需要再撑五年
You need at least
five more years.
我每一天都很景仰
I am in awe of
every single day
妳面对生命中所有事的方式
the way you handle
every single thing in life.
妳不认为金是这个家的领袖吗？
她如果想当就当吧
I mean, if she wants
to be, ya know?
我又不是在信仰邪教
It's not a cult
that I'm following. (CHUCKLES)
无论妳遇到了任何困难
妳不只能为自己克服
KRIS: Everything that
comes your way,
and not only
do you do it for yourself,
也能为我们其他人克服
but you do it for
the rest of us.
寇特妮表现得很好
KHLOÉ: Kourtney's on
her best behavior.
当然了，她们又不可能
在这里展开对决，拜托
Of course, they're not
gonna duke it out here. Like, please.
她们之间并没有
会被别人注意到的紧张气氛
There's no tension, like...
that anyone else would notice.
每次我妈赞美金的时候
Any time my mom would,
like, praise Kim,
别人生日时本来就该这么做
which is what you do
on someone's birthday,
应该赞美寿星
you praise the birthday person,
我会忍♥不住盯著寇特妮看
I would just, like, try to stare at Kourt,
but, like, subtly, like,
偷偷看著她
心想：「她还好吗？状况如何？」
"Is she okay?
Like, what's happening?"
我很想谢谢妳选择我当妳的妈妈
I just wanna tell you
that thank you for
choosing me to be your mommy.
我每天晚上睡前祷告时都会这么说
I say that every night
when I go to bed and I say my prayers.
妳是那种...
You are somebody that...
妳要处理我们所有人的事
You handle all of us.
You handle your kids.
要处理小孩的事，又要处理...
我告诉妳，我跟妳说
I tell you this, I say to you,
我觉得我绝对做不到妳做的事
I don't think I could've
done what you do.
我不知道我还能说什么，但是...
And I don't know what
more I can say.
妈，这段话真是太棒了，我爱妳
-But I... You know, we all...
-KHLOÉ: Mom, this speech is so amazing.
闭嘴
-I love you.
-KRIS: Shut up! I'm almost done.
我快讲完了
钩子在哪里？
-Where's the hook? Bring...
-KRIS: I don't need a hook.
-我不需要钩子
-把她拉下来
妳经历了地狱般的一年，我很以妳为荣
-Get her.
-You have had the (BLEEP) year from hell,
and I'm proud of you.
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
这就是我想说的
-KRIS: That's what I wanna say!
-That's the best way to put it.
这是最棒的形容
祝金柏莉生日快乐！大家干杯！
Happy birthday to Kimberly.
-Cheers, everyone!
-I love you guys.
我爱你们
干杯！
KHLOÉ: Cheers!
祝妳生日快乐
GUESTS: (SINGING)
Happy birthday to you
-天啊
-来
祝妳生日快乐
Happy birthday to you
祝亲爱的金柏莉生日快乐
Happy birthday,
dear Kimberly
祝妳生日快乐
Happy birthday to you
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
吹吧，婊♥子♥，吹吧！
KHLOÉ:
You better blow, bitch! Blow!
(生日快乐，金)
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
各位，我觉得我这一年会过得很顺利
You guys, I feel like
this is my year.
(THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
BY BECCA LYNN PLAYING)
A little bit out of line
Catch it on the rewind
This is gonna be good,
it's gonna be fine
-It's gonna be all right
-All right
A little bit out of line
Catch it on the rewind
This is gonna be good
今天是大惊喜之日
Today is the big surprise.
我们的计划是
金柏莉知道我们要去某个地方
So, the plan is Kimberly
knows we're going somewhere,
我们等于是要绑♥架♥她
and we're, essentially,
gonna kidnap her,
我们要让她搭上派对巴士
-we're putting her in a party van...
-Woo!