卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S03E06

Part 1 July 19, 2023, 9:15 p.m.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
《卡戴珊家族》前情提要
KIM:
Previously on The Kardashians...
我知道我妈很在意一件事
I know something that
is hard for my mom.
-是不是她把我们逼到了这种地步
-对
Like, "Did I create them
to get to this level?"
我的工作、乐趣、家人
SCOTT: Right.
KRIS:
The work, the fun, the family,
我很感激也很幸运，但这一切很难应付
I'm grateful and blessed,
but... it's a lot.
妳跟杜尔切聊得如何？多梅尼科他们
So, how'd your call go
with Dolce, Domenico and them?
我接到了电♥话♥，他们想请我担任
KIM: I got a call saying
that they wanted me
他们米兰时装秀的创意总监
to creative direct
their fashion show in Milan.
我不想放弃
I don't wanna pass this up.
她用了我婚礼的各种概念
She's putting out
all these vibes from my wedding,
还有我们精心搭配的造型
looks that we so carefully curated.
她在生气我跟杜嘉班纳合作
She's mad that
I'm doing the Dolce thing.
很不理性
It's not rational.
根本就是在抄袭我的婚礼
It's just, like,
legit copying my wedding.
《卡戴珊家族》
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
My whole life,
people tell me how to live
My whole life,
never had a...to give
I'm all right,
I don't need your two cents
I got money in the bank,
snowflakes on my fist
If you tell me what to do,
watch me bang up on my chest
(驾照考试，第二道)
(审查，第一道)
I'm a woman, I'm the best,
take offense, say less
你好
我发誓我是在这里考到驾照的
I swear this is where
I came to get my license.
This is my life
(驾照考试预约队伍)
(相机)
Hey!
Watch out, this is my life
嗨，谢谢你们特地加班
Hi. Thank you guys for...
staying open.
你们今天要做什么？
我们今天跟金一起来拍她的驾照照片
CHRIS: Today, we are with Kim,
and we are getting her
(克里斯艾波顿与阿里尔特哈达)
(发型师与化妆师)
driving license picture ready.
这很重要，因为要用很久
But it's a big deal 'cause you have to
live with it for a long time.
五年是很长的一段时间
对，但有太多人的驾照照片都不好看
CHRIS: Yeah, but too many people
live with driving licenses
which are not cute.
所以我们要确保她的照片是好看的
无论金去到哪里
No matter where Kim goes,
她都可以依靠我和阿里尔
me and Ariel have got
her back. (CHUCKLES)
我很喜欢妳为了证件照特地弄妆发
那当然
ARIEL : Duh. They say this is...
这是人生中最重要的照片
I mean, this is,
this is the most
important photo
you'll ever take in your life.
妳的重要生日要到了
我要42岁了
I'm turning 42.
我在TikTok上看到
有人说地球现在
转得比平常快
所以我们才会比祖父母那代好看很多
That's why we all look
so much better than,
like, our, our grandparents did
他们60岁的时候...
-when they were, like, 60 and... You know?
-Hmm.
懂吗？
不是因为肉毒杆菌吗？
-It's not the Botox?
-(ARIEL LAUGHS)
我对42岁的期许就是
My hopes for 42-year-old
Kim is that
我只想玩得开心
I really just wanna have fun,
I want peace, I want calmness,
我想要和平
我想要冷静
我想要开心
I want good vibes.
对，我什么都要
Yeah, everything. (CHUCKLES)
I want the whole world.
我想要全世界
我的身高是5呎3.5吋
这上面写多少？
My height is 5'3 and a half.
What does this say? 5'3".
妳在梦里才有5呎3.5吋
拿个尺来，拿个量身高的来
你在讲什么？
Get a (BLEEP) stick...
Get a, a height thing.
What are you talking about?
Of course.
-当然
-妳绝对有5呎2吋
Kimberly, you're definitely,
like, 5'2".
我原本要说绝对有5呎4吋
-I was gonna say, it's definitely 5'4".
-(LAUGHS) Five...
对，应该有5呎4吋
-Oh! (LAUGHS)
-Yeah, I think 5'4".
换妳了
(登记及驾照预约)
-好，各位，谢谢你们耐心等待
-当然
KIM: Okay, guys.
Thank you for waiting.
我很希望照片能好看
I really just want
it to look good.
我♥干♥嘛不带灯光和造型团队呢？
Like, why not bring
a light and a glam team?
确实很疯狂，但我不在乎
It's definitely crazy,
but I don't care.
如果我...
What if I went...
(LAUGHTER)
我得请妳先进行25题的笔试
So, I'mma have you go do
your 25-question knowledge test.
-等等，什么？
-什么？
-KIM: Wait, what?
-ARIEL: What?
真的吗？
For real?
假的，我开玩笑的
我还心想：「我没问题」
-(LAUGHTER)
-Oh, I was like, "I-I can do it."
-你要调整发型吗？
-对
-Are you gonna fix the hair?
-Yeah.
需要吹风机吗？这里需要上粉吗？
KIM: Do you need a blow dryer?
Do we need to powder,
like, there?
各位，我要不要加「威斯特」？
You guys, should I
add "West" or no?
不要
不要，我是金卡戴珊
No, I'm Kim Kardashian.
天啊，我好紧张
Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
我开玩笑的，只要照片先让我审过就好
Just kidding, as long as I have
photo approval.
收下巴
Chin down.
眼睛要盯著蓝色圆圈看
BLANCA: You wanna keep
your eyes focused on the blue circle.
-一定会很有趣
-等我笑完，等一下
-CHRIS: This is gonna be...
-'Kay, hold on, wait 'til I'm not smiling,
hold on. (LAUGHS)
天啊，不然会很夸张
CHRIS: God, can you imagine?
如果我...
What if I'm like...
-好，等一下
-天啊
-(CHRIS LAUGHING)
-Okay, hold on.
-我的天啊
-现在不可以有皱纹
-I would die.
-Okay, no wrinkles, no smiles.
-不要皱纹
-微笑
-会先待机
-好
BLANCA: It's gonna set up first.
KIM: Okay.
-准备好就告诉我
-准备好了
BLANCA:
Let me know when you're ready.
-好了吗？
-够了，兄弟
-Ready. And stop, dude.
-BLANCA: Ready?
-我拨一下这里就好
-兄弟
-No. Just let me just move this.
-Dude.
我保证，妳这张驾照要用好几年
Uh, I promise.
You're gonna have
to live with this for years.
-妳会很讨厌的
-好吧
-You'll hate it.
-Okay, okay.
-好
-等一下
Hold on.
(EXHALES) Okay.
好
准备好了吗？四秒，开始
BLANCA:
Ready? Four seconds, here we go.
一、二、三、四
-One, two, three, four.
-(SHUTTER SNAPS)