卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S03E06

Part 8 July 19, 2023, 9:15 p.m.

没有能看到外面的窗户
with no windows that
can see outside.
我真的什么都不知道
I really don't know anything.
妳不知道我们要去哪里吗？
-STEPH: You have no idea what we're doing?
-KIM: No.
不知道，我原本真的以为
我生日会在床上跟小孩一起过
I, literally, thought I was gonna be
spending my birthday in bed with the kids.
我本来很放松
I was like so chill.
今天是我的惊喜生日派对
Today is my surprise
birthday party.
我假装自己不知情，因为克罗伊人很好
I'm playing along
because Khloé is the best,
而且我知道她为此付出了很多努力
and, like, I know she's
worked so hard on this,
我不想伤她的心
and I, like, don't wanna
break her heart.
好，她们要出来了
Shh. Okay, they're
coming out now.
-好
-好，好，怎么回事？
-Okay... okay.
-Okay, what's happening...
我也不知道我们要去哪里，所以...
And I don't know where
we're going, so.
我知道我们要去赌城，但我不知道原因
I know we're going to Vegas,
but I don't know why.
我会好好把握这个惊喜元素
I'm gonna, like, just hold on
to that element of surprise.
女孩之夜！
-ALL: Girls night!
-(CHEERING)
妳好！
-上车吧！
-寿星好！
-Get in the car!
-Hello, birthday girl!
来吧
I was born ready
Straight up and steady
妳准备好要去脱衣舞俱乐部了吗？
不要，这很不符合我的作风
我们真的要去吗？
不然妳怎么会穿胸罩上衣？
No.
准备好要跳脱衣舞给大家看了吗？
对，妳就是脱衣舞娘
I was born ready
I was born ready for anything,
I am, I was born ready
这里是哪里，各位？
-Where are we, guys?
-You shall see.
妳等一下就知道了
就只是个低调的女孩之夜
Just a little low-key girls night.
好，准备好了
Okay, ready?
好
-Okay.
-Okay.
-好
-准备好了吗？
开门
Open.
-我的天啊
-走吧
-Go.
-Oh my God.
(GUESTS CHEERING)
我们要去哪里？
Where are we going?
我们准备了艳舞♥女♥郎
Like, we have showgirls,
we're going on a plane,
我们要上飞机
而且已经是晚上了
我们自然不会去太远的地方
obviously, it's nighttime already,
so it can't be a location that's far.
我们不会去百慕达之类的地方
We're not going to, like,
Bermuda or something.
她也没有准备行李
She has no bags packed.
等等，妳猜得到我们要去哪里吗？
TRACY: Wait, can you guess
where we're going?
-我完全不知道
-妳怎么会不知道？
-KIM: I have no idea.
-How do you not know where we're go...
拜托，水晶、闪亮
Hello? Crystals, sparkly...
就是赌城
Vegas.
赌城！赌城！
-Vegas! Vegas!
-(CHEERING)
太好笑了
-(LAUGHS) That was funny.
-What are we doing in Vegas?
我们要去赌城干嘛？
赌城，宝贝
-Vegas, baby.
-KHLOÉ: Go to the plane.
上飞机吧
我们在飞机上播了亚瑟小子的音乐
We're playing Usher music
on the airplane.
拜托，金
Come on, Kim.
帮助我帮助妳吧
妳真的还不知道我们要去哪里吗？
Help me help you.
You really don't know
where we're going yet?
-KIM: We're going to an Usher concert!
-(CHEERING)
我的天啊
我们要去看亚瑟小子的演唱会
My God, we're going
to a (BLEEP) Usher concert.
我猜出来了！
I figured it out!
我的天啊，亚瑟小子的赌城演唱会？
我听说很精彩
Oh my God, Usher in Vegas.
Like, I heard the show's amazing.
我们要去狂欢了，金柏莉
KHLOÉ: We're on our way
to party, Kimberly!
(CHEERING)
我现在很期待要去赌城
Now, I'm so excited
to be going to Vegas
跟所有朋友一起庆祝生日
for my birthday
with all my friends, like,
我们...演唱会改变了一切
we're just... a concert
changes everything.
果冻酒时间
(CHEERING)
我的天啊
KIM: Oh my gosh. Okay, okay.
好，好
也该是时候了
-It's about that time.
-KHLOÉ: Jell-O shot time.
果冻酒时间
-GUEST 1: Woo!
-GUEST 2: Cheers!
-干杯！
-干杯！
干杯！
GUESTS: Cheers!
我很喜欢亚瑟小子
I'm such an Usher fan.
谁不喜欢亚瑟小子呢，对吧？
Who isn't an Usher fan, right?
Like, he's the best.
他最棒了
Ahh.
我们知道会遇到乱流
It's known there's
gonna be turbulence.
不用被吓到
This is not a shock.
没人紧张
OLIVIA:
Vegas is always bumpy.
赌城就是这样
-对，每次都...
-只是风有点大，大家不要...
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
KHLOÉ: It's just a little
windy, so nobody...
我可以等
-STEPH: I can wait too.
-KIM: Yeah.
系上安全带，各位
FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
Seatbelts on, ladies.
我当过空服员
KRIS: Well, I used to be
a flight attendant,
所以我很擅长
在机上遇到乱流时保持镇定
so I'm really good at being calm
on a plane when there's turbulence.
没有任何问题
Everything's okay.
但是今晚的乱流有点夸张了
But, you know, it seems
a little extreme tonight.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
我得活到43岁，拜托
我变得有点紧张
KHLOÉ: I'm getting a little nervous.
我不爱乱流
I don't love turbulence.
派对不该这样开始的
This isn't the way
the party's supposed to start.
很可怕
KRIS: Very scary.
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
我们不...我们不降落了吗？
我们本来要降落，但是又上升了
状况非常可怕
This is some scary shit.
妈，怎么回事？
没什么，我们会再试一次
风太大了，所以我们要再尝试降落一次
KIM: They just said
it was too windy,
so we're gonna
try one more time,
如果又失败了，我们就得回家
and if not, we have to go home.
-认真的吗？
-对
-KHLOÉ: Are you serious?
-KIM: Yes.
但我们可以开车去论♥坛♥体育馆
好
KHLOÉ: Okay. (CHUCKLES)
我们可以播亚瑟小子的音乐
我们先下降又上升
We go down and then
we pull back up.
我们要降落了吗？
KRIS: Are we landing?
两次，我吓到了
Twice. And that scared me.
第一次我还以为是在开玩笑
The first time,
I'm like, "Oh, you're joking."
当我意识到不是在开玩笑
And once I realized
it's not a joke,
我们真的无法降落时
we actually can't land,
我就心想
「好，我不要拿我的生命开玩笑
I was like, "Okay, I'm not,