卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S03E03

Part 9 July 19, 2023, 9:15 p.m.

-(North laughs)
-Oh my god, that's legendary.
妳好像真的可以打扮成这样出去
I think you could go out
like that, honestly.
-就说妳是我新的美术老师
-好
(gasps) Let's say you're
my new art teacher.
好，就说我是妳新的美术老师
Yes! Okay, let's say
I'm your new art teacher.
-(all laughing)
-KIM: Introduce me to the kids.
介绍我给其他孩子认识
她叫什么名字？
-What's her name?
-NORTH: Annika.
-阿妮卡
-阿妮卡
KIM: Annika. (laughs)
想见见我新的美术老师吗？她在这边
NORTH: You wanna see my new art teacher?
She's over here!
阿妮卡，妳教美术多久了？
So, Annika, how long
have you been teaching art?
阿妮卡！
Annika! The security's here to meet you!
保全人员来见妳了！
这位是新的美术老师阿妮卡
SCOTT: This is the new art
teacher, Annika.
-她会经常出现，希望你认识一下
-妳好吗？
She'll be around.
Just wanted you to know her.
-你好
-我叫安德鲁，我是这个家的保全人员
-Hello.
-I'm Andrew. (indistinct)
-the security for the house.
-SCOTT: Okay.
诺丝请我来见妳
I guess North really
wanted me to meet you.
-嗨
-她会常常进出
-SCOTT: Yeah. Annika, she'll be around.
-KIM: Hi.
-不要...
-太好了
-SCOTT: Just don't--
-Very nice.
-她是金在路上找到的人
-太棒了
-(Kim laughing)
-Kim just picked her off the street.
-How lovely.
-SCOTT: But we love her.
-我们爱她，她只是有点怪
-幸会
-She's just a bit weird.
-Nice to meet you.
骗到你了！这是我妈
Tricked you! That's actually my mom.
天...
-Oh my.
-(Scott and North laughing)
我完全没发现
ANDREW: Wow, I never would've
-真的吗？
-真的
-guessed that.
-Really?
Never.
(Kim laughing)
他还说：「幸会」
SCOTT: He was like,
"It's very nice to meet you."
我都不敢跟你四目相交
KIM: I could not look you in your eyes.
嘿，小朋友，过来
(deep voice) Hey, little girl, come here.
我会笑出来
(softly) I'm just gonna start laughing.
嗨，我是阿妮卡
-(deep voice) Hi, I'm Annika.
-(Scott snorting)
琪琪，妳喜欢我新的美术老师吗？
NORTH: Chi, do you like my
new art teacher?
(Kim laughing)
(Scott and North laughing)
妳好，小朋友，我叫阿妮卡
KIM (deep voice):
Hello, little girl. I'm Annika.
-妳叫什么名字？
-妳喜欢美术吗？
What's your name?
SCOTT: Do you, do you like art?
想不想跟我一起上美术课？
(deep voice) Do you wanna
do an art class with me?
-(Scott and North laughing)
-KIM: What's your name?
妳叫什么名字？妳喜欢美术吗？
-Do you like art?
-(North laughing)
我根本不知道阿妮卡的声音是哪来的
KIM: I don't even know where
I got Annika's voice from.
我只是想发出跟原本完全不同的声音
I was just trying to sound
so different than my own.
我就觉得她声音应该很低
I think she just, like, had a deep voice.
嗨，我叫阿妮卡
(deep voice) Like, "Hi, I'm Annika."
-(North laughing)
-She had no idea.
她完全没发现，她很害怕
-She was so scared.
-KIM: Okay.
她很害怕
她不知道是我
She doesn't know it's me.
我根本不知道是妳
SCOTT: She doesn't--
-我的保姆也不知道是我
-阿妮卡
-My nanny didn't even know it was me.
-Annika!
嗨
-(FaceTime ringing)
-Hi.
我刚刚坐在这里跟凯莉讲话
KRIS (on phone): I'm just
sitting here talking to Kylie.
(与克莉丝通话)
-Oh.
-KRIS: Say hi, Kylie.
-打声招呼，凯莉，是史考特
-嗨
-KYLIE (on phone): Hi!
-KRIS: Scott.
好，这是跟我交往一阵子的女生阿妮卡
Yeah. This girl I've been
seeing for a while, Annika.
嗨，阿妮卡
KRIS: Hi, Annika! Uh.
她很害羞
Uh.
她才不害羞，她没事，打招呼，打招呼
No, she's not. She's fine. Say hi. Say hi.
随便，总之...
-Whatever. Anyway.
-(Kim laughing)
-(Scott and North laughing)
-KRIS: It's okay. Don't make--
好，不要给人家压力
Don't put pressure on anybody.
我不会的，她没事
No, I wouldn't. She's fine. She's--
她看起来有点像金和凯莉
She kinda looks like
Kim and Kylie a little.
妳看
-Look.
-KRIS: Oh, wow.
(Scott laughing)
你手♥机♥是开了滤镜吗？
没有
SCOTT: No.
我是阿妮卡
(deep voice) It's Annika.
-(all laughing)
-KRIS: Hey, Annika.
嘿，阿妮卡
(North squeals)
她是新的美术老师！
SCOTT: She's the new art teacher!
我是新的美术老师阿妮卡
I'm the new art teacher, Annika.
她的专业是美术和放屁
She specializes in arts and farts!
-诺丝，这是妳弄的吗？
-对
-KRIS: North, did you do this?
-NORTH: Yeah.
-我的天啊
-我们快笑死了
-KRIS: Oh my god.
-We were dying.
琪琪根本不知道我是谁
Chi had no clue who I was.
-琪琪跑走了
-她尿裤子了
-Chi ran away.
-She got so-- She peed her pants.
对，她尿裤子跑走了
She-- Yeah, she peed
her pants and ran away.
我的天啊
KRIS: Oh my god.
Oh, Northie, that's horrible.
诺丝，太糟糕了
-(Kris laughs)
-Good time. We got ya.
-真好玩，我们骗到妳了
-再见
-爱妳
-我爱你
-KRIS: Bye.
-SCOTT: Love ya.
再见
-KRIS: (chuckles) I love you.
-Bye.
我跟妳讲，克罗伊一定会吃醋
-I'll tell you, Khloé's gonna be jealous.
-KIM: Mm-hmm.
我通常都会跟她一起恶作剧
'Cause I usually don't
prank people without her.
知道最有趣的是什么吗？
我是新的寇特和克罗伊
You know what's so interesting?
I'm the new Kourt and Khloé--
-加起来吗？
-我跟克罗伊在一起的时候
-Combined?
-with me and Khloé, like,
我还是新的克罗伊跟史考特
and I'm the new Khloé and Scott.
所以妳是所有东西合一
就像1999年夏日音乐会
So, you're everything combined in one man,
-like the '99 Summer Jam.
-Mm-hmm.
我很喜欢恶作剧
I just like the pranks of it all.
我很喜欢我跟诺丝...
Like, I just love the, like,
game that North and I are play--
她很乐在其中
Like, she's loving this.
美术和放屁
Arts and farts.
-(North farts)
-Oh, she's back!
她回来了！
-(Kim and North laughing)
-Just when ya thought it was all art,
当你以为只有美术时，她就会放屁
-she comes back with a fart.
-(laughing) It was getting too artsy.
刚刚那样太美术了
我很喜欢逗她开心
-(Scott laughs)
-KIM: It's, like, I just love