卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S04E01

Part 1 Oct. 7, 2023, 8 p.m.

(dramatic music playing)
《卡戴珊家族》本季预告
KIM: This season on The Kardashians...
♪ I'm a winner, I keep it tight ♪
大家好
-Hi, guys!
-(crowd cheering)
我从小到大都一心想出名
I have died to be famous my whole life.
(paparazzi shouting)
(laughing)
我好想你们
I missed you guys.
各位，我怀孕了
So, guys, I'm having a baby.
(崔维斯，我怀孕了)
SPEAKER (over mic): Hey, Travis!
嘿，崔维斯
他们要接吻了，我就知道
They're gonna make out now,
I just know it.
大家都以为自己很瞭解我们
以为把我们的底都摸透了
KENDALL: People think they know us,
they think they have us all figured out,
但事情不一定是表面看上去那样
but things are not always how they seem.
妳讨厌我们，我们都会谈这件事
-You hate us, and we all talk about it.
-KOURTNEY (over phone):
因为我已经不需要妳们了
Listen, I don't need you guys anymore.
-寇特和金还在吵
-天啊
-Kourt and Kim are still goin' at it.
-Stop.
妳製造对立只会让架吵得更凶
KOURTNEY (over phone):
You're, like, adding it into a fight
to, like, have a side.
妳根本就是巫婆
You're just a (bleep) witch,
and I (bleep) hate you.
我恨妳
金的手段很下流
Kim plays so dirty.
♪ It's about to get loud ♪
我要让大家知道我是单身
I need people to know that I'm single.
我是史上最糟的单身者
I'm the worst single person ever.
-我又找回自己的感觉了
-恭喜妳
-Feel like myself again.
-Good for you.
我想要什麽就能得到什麽，各位
I can manifest like a mother(bleep), guys.
我们结婚吧
-SPEAKER: Let's get married.
-So, watch out, world.
小心点，世界
(小白教堂)
-(person counting down)
-(crowd cheering)
三、二、一...
妳有那麽焦虑吗？
-Do you have that much anxiety?
-Yeah, I've been really bad lately.
我最近状况非常差
这也是我不敢生小孩的原因
It's one of the reasons why I'm, like,
actually scared to have children.
宝贝，嗨
KHLOÉ: Papa, hi.
说实话，我们都不知道
一觉醒来后会发生什麽事
Honestly, you never know what
you're gonna wake up to around here.
事情一转眼就会有变化
Things can change on a dime.
妳现在在说谎
-You're lying right now.
-Lying about what?
说什麽谎？
这麽严重的事妳居然敷衍了事
We put a Band-Aid over a bullet hole.
妳签好约之后就熘去做下一件事
You get the contract signed
and then you bail to the next.
妳太鑽牛角尖了
You're spiraling.
-妈！
-妈和科瑞！
-KYLIE: Mom!
-KIM: Mom and Corey!
搞什麽鬼？
-What the (bleep)?
-KHLOÉ: No. Put it down!
不，把东西放下
冷静点！
KYLIE: Calm down!
我拒绝跟不说实话的人来往
KHLOÉ: I don't deal with people that don't
tell the truth.
♪♪
♪ All day long ♪
你今天看起来好可爱
You look so cute today.
崔斯坦有很多很棒的优点
Tristan has so many
great qualities about him.
(family cheering)
-妈对他太好了
-没错
-Mom is too nice sometimes.
-She is.
我们是妳的女儿
妳应该要为我们表现出凶狠的一面
We're your daughters, you should be, like,
fierce for us.
她是个该死的骗子
She's a goddamn liar.
我们的小孩会注意我们的行为
而不是言语
Our kids, they watch
our actions, not our words.
没错
Exactly.
我认为你配不上克罗伊
I don't think you deserve Khloé.
我被所有曾经
I have been (bleep) over
by almost every person that's ever been
参与过我人生的人耍过
in my life at some point.
年度老爸
我不希望他们以我这个爸爸为耻
The last thing I want them to do is ever
feel embarrassed that I'm their father.
但被耍也是有分等级的
But there's also levels to (bleep).
搞什麽鬼？
What the (bleep)?
我被耍是有限度的
And I could only be (bleep) with so much.
-模范父亲
-对
-MAN 1: Best father.
-MAN 2: Yes!
妳可能会想要拯救妳的家庭
Maybe you might wanna
try to save your family.
如果有人对我女儿做了崔斯坦做的事
If someone did
to my daughter what Tristan did,
我可能会阉掉那个人
I would probably castrate them
and smile doing it.
而且还一边面带微笑
(好莱坞)
KIM: (screams) Khloé!
克罗伊
(intense music playing)
(Kim/Khloé screaming)
(screams)
好
Okay.
妳们觉得大家看到
妳们两个同时出现会很意外吗？
我们心想...
-KOURTNEY: Um--
-We're like, uh, crickets.
好安静
♪♪
《卡戴珊家族》
(upbeat music playing)
♪ I know you've been waitin' ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ On the edge of your seat ♪
第四季，我们回来了
Season four, we're back.
第四季，太棒了
Season four?! (bleep) yeah.
全世界最好小心点
The world better watch out,
(rolls tongue) okurr?
好吗？
我们回来了
KYLIE: We're back.
我们准备好了，你们准备好了吗？
We are ready for you,
are you ready for us?
当然
Hell yes.
-嗨
-嘿
- ♪ And yeah, we givin' you more ♪
-(family greeting each other)
妳来了
-KIM: You made it!
-KYLIE: You look gorgeous.
妳打扮得真美
-黄色，天啊！
-黄色！
(family screaming) Corey!
科瑞！
卡波！
(cheering)
Cabo!
我们可以特别感谢一下
这次凯莉竟然跟我们一起出游吗？
Can we just take a moment to appreciate
the fact that Kylie is on this trip?
-没错！
-还有坎达儿詹纳！
-KRIS/KIM: Yes!
-And Kendall Jenner!
家庭时刻是我最爱的时刻，没错
Family time is
my favorite time, (bleep) yeah.
-对
-我们来喝烈酒吧
-KRIS: Yes!
-Let's have a shot.
-乾杯，坎达儿
-乾杯
-COREY: Cheers, Kendall.
-KYLIE: Cheers!
我们是真的要喝烈酒
Oh! We're actually doing shots.
-乾杯
-乾杯
-COREY: Cheers to the future.
-KRIS: Cheers.
-卡波，各位！
-好耶！
-KHLOÉ: Woo-hoo, Cabo, guys!
-Whoa, yes!
乾杯
-COREY: Cheers.
-Woo!
我们要去卡波了！
We're goin' to Cabo!
(family cheering)
♪♪
我很高兴能跟妳们五位同行
COREY: I'm so happy to be with
all five of y'all.
少了我亲爱的寇特妮
-我也是
-我也是
Yeah. KENDALL: Me too.
-KRIS: Me too.
-Me too.
-我也是
-我也是
KIM: Ditto.
问题是...
The problem is,
and I'll be real with you guys,