尖叫皇后（2015）

Scream Queens S01E02

Part 3 Sept. 10, 2020, 10:48 a.m.

无论在各自非法潜入之后
And then we will meet here
获得什么情报
with whatever info we gather from illegally
都回到这里碰面
breaking into private and school property.
好就这么定了
Yes. It's a plan.
对了格蕾丝...
Oh, and, Grace? Just...
小心点好吗
Be careful, okay?
因为我真的很想再吻你一次
'Cause, uh, I'd really like to kiss you again.
加德纳先生我能叫你韦斯顿吗
Mr. Gardner. Can I call you Weston?
叫我韦斯吧这是苏格兰威士忌吗
Call me Wes. Is this scotch?
现在是上午十点
It's 10:00 a.m.
请你理解一下我所处的境地
Please try to understand the situation I'm in.
这是一所国立大学
This is a national university.
我们有上千员工上万学生
We have thousands of staff, tens of thousands of students.
哪怕停课一周
And a shutdown of a single week
都会使当地的经济遭受重创
would tank the entire local economy,
我也会失业
and I'd be out of a job.
我根本就不在乎你的工作
I don't give a rat's ass about your job.
你跟你的女儿谈过这件事了吗
Have you even talked to your daughter about this?
我见过格蕾丝了
You know I met with Grace.
她是个...非常优秀的姑娘
She is a... a wonderful young lady.
而且在我看来
And it appears to me
她应该更愿意跟她的姐♥妹♥们♥待在一起
that she would rather stay with her sisters.
说实话我不管格蕾丝是怎么想的
Well, um... Honestly, I don't care what Grace wants.
保证她的安全是我职责
It's my job to keep her safe.
让她待在这里才是最好的做法
And the best way to do that is to keep her here,
在学校她会受到24小时的保护
at school, where she is under round-the-clock protection.
听着
Look.
这样说吧最坏的情况就是
Let's just say-- worst case scenario--
真有一个疯狂的连环杀手在逃
there is a crazed serial killer on the loose,
一个食人怪
a-a... a cannibal
他会剥了受害者的皮
who skins his victims
把他们当作食物一般烹调售卖♥♥
and cooks them and sells them as food.
什么
Wh... what?
我们假设
And let's just say
那个食人怪只把卡帕公♥馆♥作为目标
that that cannibal is targeting only Kappa House.
你说说看在这样的情况下
Would you say, in that case,
你的女儿在校园里
that your daughter is safer here, on campus,
和一大群朋友一起去上课
walking to classes with a big group of friends,
然后回到
and then coming home
一个在武装警卫全天保护下的屋子
to a house under constant protection from armed guards,
还是她住在校外
or is she safer living off-campus,
孤立无援
isolated, alone,
只有你一人照看她哪样更安全呢
with no one but you to watch out for her?
加德纳先生我知道你很害怕
Mr. Gardner, I know you're scared,
但我想向你保证你什么也不用担心
and I want to assure you that you have nothing to worry about.
没有连环杀手在逃
Uh, there is no serial killer on the loose.
即使有你的女儿也不会成为目标
And if there were, your daughter would not be a target.
我向你保证
I can guarantee that.
我知道你失去了妻子
I understand you're a widower.
没错
That's right.
我很遗憾
I'm so sorry.
我想要你
And I want you.
什么
What?
要你知道我和你们父女站在同一战线上
To understand that I'm here for both your daughter and you.
我很乐意帮助你...
And I'd be happy to help you with...
无论你有任何需要
anything you might need.
我不清楚你是否知道但我是名教授
I don't know if you know this, but I'm a professor.
我希望你能在校内给我找份工作
I want you to give me a job on campus
这样我就能离格蕾丝近些
so I can be near Grace.
只要能确保她安全我什么都愿意做
I will do anything to make sure she's safe.
我觉得你这样的好爹很有魅力
You know, I find good parenting incredibly attractive.
KKT姐妹会
"Kappa Kappa Tau...
聚会合辑
"Party mix"?
瀑布什么啊
"Waterfalls"? What?
天哪你吓到我了
Oh, my God. You scared me.
你真是个爱管闲事的家伙
You're a snoopy little bugger.
而我讨厌爱管闲事的家伙
And I don't like snoopy little buggers.
这是些什么东西
What is all this stuff?
卡帕最黑暗的秘密都藏在这里
This is where Kappa keeps its darkest secrets.
既然你看到了我必须杀了你
And now that you've seen them, I have to kill you.
拜托我在开玩笑好吗
Would you please? I'm kidding.
这些带血的衣服是谁的
Whose bloody clothes are those?
相传大约20年前
Allegedly, like, 20 or so years ago,
有个女孩死在这个浴缸里
a girl died in this tub.
当时它不在这下面的
It wasn't down here then.
而是放在楼上的一个浴室里
It was up in one of the bathrooms.
她在一场派对中生了个孩子
She had a baby during a party,
而她的姐♥妹♥们♥就任凭她失血致死
and the sisters let her bleed out
因为她们在派对上玩得太开心了
because they were having so much fun.
太恶劣了
That is awful.
不好说
I don't know.
据说派对很开心呢
Supposedly, it was a super fun party.
总之
Anyway,
她的死甚至不是最惊人的部分
her dying isn't even the best part.
最惊人的是她们如何将事情掩盖起来
The best part is how they supposedly covered it up.
她怎么了她脸色好难看
What's wrong with her? She looks awful.
她死了好吗
She's dead. Okay?
我们该怎么办
What the hell are we gonna do?
或许我们可以把婴儿
Maybe we can drop the baby off
扔在急诊室门口然后逃走
in front of the emergency room, and then run away,
接着我们就可以装作
and then we can just act like
发现了个不知名的死者
what's-her-name died of natural causes.
你是白♥痴♥吗分娩这些东西测得出来啊
You idiot, they can do tests for childbirth and stuff.
我们都将为此付出代价
We're all gonna pay for this.
确实有人要付出代价
Well, somebody certainly is.
你怎么知道的
How the hell did you find out about this?
这房♥子里没有我不知道的事
Nothing happens in this house without me knowing about it.
蒙什教务长掩盖了这一切吗
Dean Munsch covered all this up?
我觉得这全是瞎编的
I think it's all crap.
只是传说而已
Just a myth.
你不相信
You don't believe that.
你觉得是真的
You think it's real.
你怎么知道
How do you know that
现在发生的事和以前就没有关系呢
this isn't somehow related to what's happening now?
面对现实吧
Let's face it.
你不必去20年前找人
You don't have to go back 20 years to find someone,
这里的姐♥妹♥们♥已经气得想杀了我们了
the sisters here pissed off enough to go homicidal on us.
等等你不会是
Wait. Um, you don't just
指望我会装作没看见吧
expect me to let this go, do you?
事实上我就是这么想的
Actually, I do.
那个婴儿后来怎么样了
What happened to the baby?
KKT姐妹会
你喜欢吗
You like that?
-感觉真好 -那就对了
- Yeah, it feels so good. - That's it.
知道吗有时我把自己想象成德瑞克·基特
Sometimes I picture myself like Derek Jeter, you know?
对了跳起来我要动起来
Yeah, jetes. I'm gonna switch it up.
-我要掐死你 -查德
- I'm gonna choke you out. - Chad!
有一个连环杀手还在外面
There's a serial killer on the loose.
请不要说你要掐死我好吗
Please don't say you want to choke me.
好吧
Okay.
老天抱歉
Geez. Sorry.
真爱生气
Uptight.
你喜欢吗
You like that?
-我乐意跟你的尸体做♥爱♥ -什么
- I'd love having sex with your corpse. - What?!
你刚才说什么
What did you just say?
是你刚刚提到连环杀手的
You just talked about a serial killer.
-是你让我联想的 -行了告诉你
- You made me picture it. - Okay, you know what?
很抱歉我不喜欢这一套
I'm sorry. This isn't working for me.
你知道我现在最想要什么吗
You know what I could really use right now?
一个男朋友
A boyfriend!
我好像就是你的男朋友吧