尖叫皇后（2015）

Scream Queens S01E07

Part 2 Sept. 10, 2020, 10:50 a.m.

No, that-that can't be true.
他保证我是他唯一的女朋友
He promised he'd be monogamous.
是
It's...
真的
True.
不可能
It's not true!
他保证过
Chad promised!
香奈儿二号♥在玩我呢
Chanel #2 is screwing with me from beyond the grave!
大家都听好了
Well, everyone in this room, sit up and take notice.
我来戳穿这个撒谎婊
I am going to prove that bitch wrong!
喂
Hello?
哪位
Who's this?
对不起我不认识这个人
No, I'm sorry, I don't know anyone by that name.
是啊我不仅认识还爱过这个人
Yeah, I used to know and love someone by that name,
但后来我强迫自己忘掉他们的存在
but I've forced myself to forget that they exist,
因为这些人不停地让我失望
because they continuously let me down.
对我说的就是你你哪里不对劲
Yes, I am talking about you! What is wrong with you?!
我让你干掉他
I told you to get rid of him!
我们又不是绑匪
We are not kidnappers.
我们是杀人犯一心要复仇
We are murderers, hell bent on revenge.
我跟你说过了
I told you this.
这是我们的特点如果他敢插手
That is our brand, and if he's messing with it,
他就必须死
he has to go!
不我不想听你抱怨这有多难
No. I do not want to hear about how this is hard for you, okay?
你知道我觉得什么难吗
You know what's hard for me?
一边做酒闷仔鸡
Trying to cook coq au vin
一边筹划等了多年的复仇大计
while managing this whole years-in-the-making revenge plan
还没人帮我
without anyone's help!
由于你们杀人杀得太不利落
And since you guys are so clearly inefficient
现在我还得费尽心思
at killing everyone, I now have to come up
想出一个复杂的计划
with an overly elaborate plan
来洗清我们的嫌疑
to get the scent off of us, too.
亲爱的我回来了
Honey, I'm home!
我得挂了
I have to go.
你能好好地把人杀了吗
Now, will you please go kill some people?
欢迎回家我的最佳男友
Hello, best boyfriend ever.
你好呀
Hi.
刚才跟谁打电♥话♥呢
Who was that on the phone?
没跟谁
Oh, no one.
就是些无聊的家庭矛盾而已
Just some family drama.
我们吃饭吧
Shall we eat?
我觉得这衣服很傻
I feel ridiculous.
你先穿出来给我看看
Well, just come out so I can see.
首先
First of all,
这条牛仔裤的腰线太低了
the waist on these jeans is way too low.
其次这件外套的款式应该要更活泼一些
And I feel like the jacket needs a fun pattern,
就像"新鲜王子"穿的衣服那样
like something the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air would wear?
美国电视喜剧《新鲜王子妙事多》的主角
虽然我爸是个呆子
Okay, look, my dad is a mega-dork,
他又疯狂地喜欢你但我了解他
and he's super into you, but I know him,
相信我总有一天
and trust me, he's gonna start
他会吃不消你的穿衣风格的
getting bummed about your clothes eventually.
好吧但你真的知道什么叫时尚吗
Okay, I'm not totally sure you understand how fashion works.
五年内我的打扮将会再次流行起来
In, like, five years, my clothes are gonna be super hip again.
也许吧
Probably right,
但如果你真的喜欢我爸
but if you really like my dad,
那你就应该听取我的建议
you should be taking advice from the girl
因为我最了解他
who knows him better than anyone in the world.
很漂亮是吧
It's pretty, huh?
他还在生我的气吗
Is he still mad at me?
因为我不愿意离开学校
You know, for not leaving campus?
生气没有完全没有
Mad? No. No, no, no.
担心嘛有一点
Worried? Yeah.
这就是你叫我出来逛街的目的吗
Is that what today is about?
想趁机从我这打探你♥爸♥的情报
Are you trying to get some dad intel from me?
差不多吧
Kind of.
我懂亲爱的
Aw, I get it, hon.
你这么做让我很感动
And I'm very touched.
我不是装模作样
Not in my, not in my head.
而是由衷地被你感动了
Touched in my heart.
我真的很喜欢你♥爸♥
Look, I really like your dad.
喜欢他听的歌♥
Like his playlists.
喜欢他超级诡异的关心你的方式
I like the borderline-creepy way he looks out for you.
还喜欢他虽然在将近18年的日子里
I like that he hasn't dated anyone in, like, 18 years
没有约会对象却让这件事
and somehow makes it not seem
看起来如此顺理成章
really, super weird.
他就是我心目中的完美情人
He's kind of the perfect guy.
他的女友不该穿得像布伦达·沃尔什那样
And that guy deserves a girl who doesn't dress like Brenda Walsh.
90年代美剧《比弗利山庄》的主角
现在谁还穿白体恤啊
Oh, who wears a white T-shirt?
所有人真的几乎每个人都穿
Everybody-- like, literally everybody wears white T-shirts.
很感谢你能接受我
Well, thanks for being cool with me.
我知道这对你来说不容易
I know this hasn't been easy on you.
我只是希望我爸开心所以...
Well, you know, I just like seeing my dad happy, so...
这倒是提醒我了
Hey, that reminds me,
我知道你和皮特
I know you and, uh, Pete
一直在为学校杂♥志♥社做一些
have been doing some investigative reporting
调查报道
for the school paper.
没错
Yeah.
那你们调查过费瑟·麦卡锡这个人吗
Have you guys looked into Feather Mccarthy?
几年前她也是卡帕姐妹的一员
Yeah, she was a sister at Kappa a couple of years ago
后来却离开了公♥馆♥
and ended up leaving the house.
可我记得她当年在公♥馆♥里
But I remember there being a lot of drama
可是闹出了许多花边新闻的
surrounding her at the central office.
我敢保证蒙什教务长也涉及其中
Pretty sure Dean Munsch was involved.
你觉得这个女孩会和卡帕公♥馆♥
Do you think this girl could have
有什么深仇大恨吗
a vendetta against Kappa House?
要是我我会更想知道
Oh, I would be more interested
她对蒙什教务长的看法
to know her thoughts about Dean Munsch.
你知道用什么搭配这件上衣会超棒吗
You know what would look great with this top?
超大垫肩款的霓虹色皮夹克
Like, a neon leather jacket with huge shoulder pads!
太诡异了
It's really weird.
我已经好久没来过这里了
I haven't been inside here in a while.
费瑟我们想问你一些关于
Feather, we wanted to ask you some questions
蒙什教务长的问题
about Dean Munsch.
是她干的
She did it.
不管发生了什么她肯定参与了
Whatever it is, she was involved somehow.
那个女的就是个疯婆娘
That woman is friggin' nuts.
我冒犯了她灾祸便随之而来
I made the mistake of crossing her, and it got dark.
发生了什么
What happened?
事情发生在两年前
Well, it was two years ago
当我遇到她的丈夫蒙什博士的时候
that I met her husband, Dr. Munsch,
我们搞上了
and we sort of became involved.
他是我的披头士入门课教授
He was my Beatles 101 professor.
*她告诉我她早上要工作*
*She told me she worked in the morning*
披头士乐队《挪威的森林》
*然后咯咯地笑起来*
*and started to laugh*
*我说我不必*
*I told her I didn't*
*然后就趴在澡盆睡觉*
*And crawled off to sleep in the bath*
*醒来的时候*
*And when I awoke*
*我独自一人鸟儿早已飞走*
*I was alone, this bird had flown*
*我生起了火*
*So I lit a fire*
*这可不是美好的挪威森林*
*Isn't it good Norwegian wood.*
我超爱这首歌♥
I love that song.
我一般不在学生面前唱歌♥的
Well, normally I don't perform for my students.
但...费瑟
But... Feather,
你是个特别强势的女性
you are such a strong woman.
我喜欢你在课堂上挑战我的样子
I love the way you challenge me in the classroom.
他的确没什么魅力
I mean, he wasn't really attractive at all,
可他是个会唱披头士的歌♥的教授啊
but I mean, he was the Beatles professor.
于是我们开始做♥爱♥
So we started having sex.
也不是一直做
Not all the time.
他当时五十好几了一周勃起的次数
He was in his mid-50s, so he could only get it up,