尖叫皇后（2015）

Scream Queens S01E01

Part 3 Sept. 10, 2020, 10:48 a.m.

And how many other chances am I gonna have to
拉近和她的距离呢
feel close to her like that?
华♥莱♥士♥大学
好了那么...
Okay, so, um...
你准备好了吗
You ready?
就像我们计划好的
Just like we planned.
沉默地拥抱三秒接着你便离开
Three-second silent hug, and then you leave.
不能有目光接触
And-and no eye contact.
-好的 -好
- Right. - Okay.
一
One.
两
Two.
三
Three.
赶紧叫犯罪现场调查组的人过来
Ooh, somebody call CSI,
因为那间浴室里简直就是活脱脱的凶案现场
because there was a murder scene in that bathroom.
你好我是扎丹我是你的室友
Hi. I'm Zayday. I'm your roommate.
你好我是格蕾丝
Uh, hi. I'm-I'm Grace.
那间浴室怎么了
And what-what's wrong with the bathroom?
有人吐在水槽里了
Someone puked in the sink,
而且我确信我看见一团癣菌
and I'm pretty sure I saw an actual ringworm
正挂在墙上
climbing up the wall.
我什么都不怕
I'm not afraid of anything,
但那浴室真把我吓坏了
but that bathroom scared the crap out of me.
我可不能住在这间宿舍里
I've got to get out of this dorm room.
那个哭着跑出去的人是你♥爸♥吗
Was that your dad who ran out crying before?
是的我知道那看上去很傻
Yeah. I know, it's, like, super dorky,
但我们关系真的很好
but we're really close.
那你妈呢
Oh. Where's your mom?
我很小的时候她就过世了
She died when I was really little,
所以我对她没什么印象
so I don't really remember her.
我也快忘了我妈的样子了
My mom was mostly out the picture, too.
我是外婆养大的她经常跟我说
I was raised by my grandma, who told me every day,
只要我加倍努力
if I really, really applied myself,
我一定能离开奥克兰
I could get out of Oakland
成为第一个黑人女总统
and grow up to be the first black woman president.
现在你在这里了真是很了不起
And here you are. That's amazing.
是啊但她是认真的
Yeah, except she was serious.
我的外婆可不说笑
My grandma ain't no joke.
她就像老虎·伍兹[高尔夫球手]的老爸
She like Tiger Woods' daddy.
让我打高尔夫并试图掌控我的一切
Trying to make me golf and everything.
我之前还担心室友是个宗教怪人
Girl, I was terrified I was gonna get some religious freak
或是个自虐狂但你酷毙了
or a cutter for a roommate, but you're dope.
我想我不会在宿舍里待太久
Well, I don't think I'm gonna be in the room for very long.
我想要加入KKT姐妹会
I'm rushing Kappa Kappa Tau.
不如你和我一起去吧
Hey, why don't you join with me?
-我宁愿去死 -来嘛
- Girl, I'd rather die. - Ooh, come on.
这一年将会有无限的可能啊
This is gonna be a year of infinite possibilities.
我有预感
I can feel it.
如果你真的想某天能当上总统
And if you are serious about becoming president someday,
先成为卡帕的会长会是个不错的开端
becoming president of Kappa is not a bad place to start.
你说的很有道理
Actually, you make a good point.
KKT姐妹会
别表现得那么激动这不是无糖的
Don't look so excited. It's not diet.
我长大了就想成为辛迪·麦凯恩那样的人
Cindy Mccain is pretty much who I want to be when I grow up.
我也是
Me, too.
或是梅格恩·凯丽
Or Megyn Kelly.
拿着这太重了
Hold this. It's too heavy.
你们的偶像都很棒并且你们都是传人
Your role models are awesome, and you're legacies,
所以你一定能加入姐妹会的
so you're a total lock to get in.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 潜在会员们
Sisters, potential pledges,
我有件重要的事要通知大家
I have an important announcement to make.
我像新生一样心情澎湃
I am bursting like a piece of freshen-up.
总之
Anyway,
我和蒙什教务长一直在思考
Dean Munsch and I were talking about
如何将KKT姐妹会与21世纪相互结合
how to bring Kappa Kappa Tau into the 21st century.
近日来流行的是
Now, what's cool these days is
不拉帮结派的全球性团体...
a global community free of cliques...
我们开门见山吧
Let's cut to the chase.
今年按照规定
This year, Kappa will be required
卡帕必须接收任何想入会的女生
to accept anyone who wishes to become a pledge.
事情变得有趣起来了
Things just got interesting.
我进了吗进了吗
I'm in? I'm in?
是的姑娘你进了
Yeah, you in, girl. You in.
只要你被这所大学录取
If you're enrolled at this university,
你就能无条件成为KKT姐妹会的预备会员
you are free to become a pledge at Kappa Kappa Tau.
这里的大门向你们敞开
The doors are open to the public.
不要
Don't!
你不能这么做
You can't do this!
你没敲门
You didn't knock!
你知道后果是什么
You know what that means.
规矩就是规矩
Rules are rules.
谢谢说吧什么事
Thank you. Now, what is it?
你得赶紧下楼看看
You have to come downstairs.
立刻
Now.
这简直就是场噩梦
This is a total nightmare.
如果这些人是我的预备会员我还不如去死
If this is our pledge class, I'm killing myself.
还要杀了蒙什
And then Munsch.
看看她们她们就是些社会渣滓
Look at them. They're the dregs of society.
简直难以置信
I can't believe this.
而且一个比一个差劲
Each one of these gashes is worse than the next.
我花了两周时间
I spent the last two weeks
来学习KKT姐妹会的全部历史
learning the whole history of Kappa Kappa Tau.
它起源于1837年俄亥俄州牛津市迈阿密大学
It was founded in 1837 at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio.
项圈妹
项圈妹
Neckbrace.
本名海丝特·乌利希历史专业
Real name Hester Ulrich, history major.
她身上一股热狗汤的味道
She smells like hot dog water,
她的脖子大概就是在保龄球馆里
and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down
给男生吹♥箫♥时扭伤的
at the local bowling alley.
我超喜欢泰勒·斯威夫特
I love Taylor Swift.
她每首歌♥的歌♥词我都知道
I know the lyrics to every one of her songs,
虽然我是聋子但这阻止不了
and I don't let the fact that I'm deaf stop me
我一有机会就会用最大的声音
from singing them at the top of my lungs
唱出她的歌♥来
whenever I get the chance.
失聪版泰勒·斯威夫特
失聪版泰勒·斯威夫特
Deaf Taylor Swift.
本名叫蒂芙妮什么的
Real name Tiffany something.
就跟其他聋子一样她有严重的口臭
And like all deaf people, she has horrible halitosis.
我并不是说所有异性性♥爱♥都是强♥奸♥
Look, I'm not saying that all heterosexual sex is rape.
我是说所有异性性♥爱♥都很恶心
I'm saying all heterosexual sex is gross,
而且内心深处所有女人都知道这一点
and that deep down, every woman knows this.
淫♥魔♥拉拉
淫♥魔♥拉拉
Predatory lez.
本名叫马克还是布奇还是什么的
Real name Mac or Butch or something.
两天前我发现她在学校里盯着我的屁♥股♥看
Two days ago, I caught her staring at my ass on the quad.
那女孩喜欢的都是前♥凸♥后♥翘♥的类型
All that girl's after is a whole lot of bikini burger.
我懂了
I feel you.
姐们儿我能问问你
Hey, girl, can I just ask you,
你这身行头是怎么回事
what's up with your outfit?
我的心理医生说我有创伤经历
My therapist says I had a traumatic experience
所以我的部分灵魂永远被困在90年代
that kept part of my psyche forever trapped in the '90s.
不过我觉得这挺好的
But I'm, like, uh, I'll take it.
还有那二位
And then there's those two.
谁知道她们在说些什么都是些婊♥子♥
God knows what they're talking about, basic bitches.
又要搞什么鬼
What fresh hell is this?
香奈儿我要介绍詹妮弗给你认识
Chanel, I'd like to introduce you to Jennifer.
很抱歉卡帕从不参与
I'm sorry, Kappa doesn't participate
许愿基金会的活动
in the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
不过现在你得参加
Oh, but you do now.
詹妮弗今年大二
Jennifer here is a sophomore.
我发现她独自一人坐在图书馆里
I found her sitting alone in the library
没有一个朋友
without a friend in the world,
所以我就带她来找你了香奈儿
which leads me to you, Chanel.
詹妮弗是你的新预备会员了
Jennifer here is your new pledge.