杰茜驾到（2011）

New Girl S01E07

Part 1 Nov. 20, 2020, 12:18 p.m.

You know you want in on this, man.
你们肯定也想来点
A little fatty toon...
鲜嫩的三文鱼
little yellow T...
烟熏的鲱鱼
Cali roll.
加州卷
Samurai snack.
日式精品
So scrummy.
人间美味
I'm good with this. Looks like you're soloing
我吃这个就行看来80块的寿司
on $80 worth of sushi, Schmidt.
你打算一人干掉施密特
'Cause I got the means, player.
我懂得享受生活
Look, I get why you don't want to get down there.
我知道你没兴趣
But, Winston, you got to climb aboard, man.
可是温斯顿你得学会享受下
You got a serious J-O-B now.
你现在可是赚大钱的人了
Serious? Yeah.
赚大钱是啊
Dude, it's a temp job.
兄弟我打临时工而已
If by "Serious," you mean "Piece of crap,"
如果赚大钱是指屁都不是
then yeah, it's serious.
那我是在赚大钱
I'm surprised you haven't made a game of it. Oh, I've tried.
你居然没发明个游戏什么的我试过了
I'm losing my mind, guys.
我快疯了兄弟们
You know, I sometimes touch the frayed part
有时候我会摸下电源线的
of the power cord just to feel something.
磨损部分刺♥激♥一下
What's up, guys?
各位好吗
Nobody has any lady guests coming over tonight, right?
大家今晚没有女性朋友光临吧
Lady guests? And how do you feel
女性朋友大家觉得
about opening your home and your hearts
敞开家门敞开胸怀
to the youth of America?
迎接美国青少年如何
Yo, Miss Day, where should we set up these bells?
戴老师这些铃铛要放在哪里
I'm so sorry, you guys, I should have told you,
抱歉各位我应该提前说的
but the community center decided
可社区中心决定
to turn our rehearsal space back into a hallway, so...
将我们的练习场地还原成走道所以
I had nowhere to go.
我没有地方排练了
Is this something that a mean, creative judge made you do?
这是刻薄兼想象力丰富的法官命令你做的吗
Yeah, this is just like a nightmare I had where you brought over
这就像我做的那场恶梦你把
teenagers with bells.
带着铃铛的少年人领回家
These kids had a choice between early morning detention and music,
他们有机会在清晨留堂和音乐中选择
and they all chose music.
大家都选了音乐
No kidding? Desiree, bells are not for hitting.
没开玩笑吧德西蕾铃铛不是用来打人的
The kids wanted to play band instruments,
他们想玩乐队乐器
but we got a huge donation of handbells,
可是我们收到了慷慨的手摇铃捐赠
which are tres tres dope. Miss Day,
真是酷到家的说戴老师
can I eat some of these crackers up in here?
这饼干我能吃吗
No, no, no. Water crackers are for adults...
不行小麦脆饼仅供成年人食用
to eat with adult cheese.
搭配成年人专用芝士
Can I eat a cracker sushi sandwich?
我能吃个饼干寿司三明治吗
No. Jess. So what, you guys
不行快管管你们打算
are gonna sit around all night playing "Jingle Bells"?
整晚练习《铃儿响叮当》吗
"Jingle Bells" is a trash song
《铃儿响叮当》是首烂歌♥
played on a trash instrument,
由烂乐器演奏
and I'm not really asking permission,
我不需要你告诉我该演奏什么
I'm giving you a heads-up.
你听到的绝对是佳作
Well, that got serious.
这么严肃干嘛
Anyway, you are gonna love these kids.
你们肯定会喜欢他们的
Thank you, Schmidt.
谢谢你施密特
Wonderful.
太好了
Great, guys!
好极了
So good.
太棒了
Just think, you could be in detention right now.
想想看本来你们该留堂的
Is it too late to choose detention?
现在还可以选留堂吗
We suck.
真差劲
We don't suck, we just need a little bit of rehearsal.
不是差劲多练习就好了
Hector, okay, good!
赫克托很好
Big finish,
强有力的结尾
and... we're out.
一曲终了
I'm so proud of you.
我真为你们骄傲
That's what it feels like to play a song
所谓的合奏就是
sort of together.
这种感觉
Bring it in.
加油吧
In.
来吧
Yes.
很好
Ensembell! Ensembell!
欢聚铃万岁欢聚铃万岁
Five minutes of text time-- you earned it.
五分钟短♥信♥时间你们应得的
Oh, dear... Miss Day!
我的天戴老师
Desiree?
德西蕾
Miss Day!
戴老师
You got a twisted toilet, Miss Day.
你家马桶真难搞戴老师
Nick! Toilet situation! Code one! Water only!
尼克马桶坏了一级警报水狂喷
You didn't tell her the system? Oh, I'm sorry, she went rogue.
你没告诉她用法吗抱歉我不知道她在用
You have to turn on the faucet
在冲水前
before you flush the toil, , 'cause...
要打开马桶进水管因为...
All right.
好了
Thank you, Nick.
谢谢你尼克
All right.
好了
There we go, no problem.
放心没问题了
Perfect. You did it.
太好了你做到了
The plastic soda bottle is right were it's supposed to be--
塑料汽水瓶就该放在那个位置
back in the wall hole. What? It's fixed.
墙上的洞里说什么呢修好了
I've heard that before.
这句你经常说
It's fixed.
修好了
It's fixed.
修好了
It's fixed.
修好了
Okay, Nick, repeat after me:
尼克跟我说
I am not the Chinese kid from Goonies.
我不是万事通
You know, I fix things just to the point of working, Schmidt.
我把东西修到能用就行施密特
If you want a fancy-fix, just say so.
如果你想要能用又耐看直说就行
Okay.
好的
Please fancy-fix the toilet.
请把马桶修到能用又耐看
That's all you had to say.
早说不就好了吗
That actually sounds really good.
听起来真不错啊
You're amazing!
你太神了
Goose pimples.
鸡皮疙瘩
Look. Each one...
看啊每一粒
a memory.
都是回忆
Winston, please help me. Just hear me out.
温斯顿帮帮我吧听我说
Two things women love--
女人就爱两种人
alternative percussion players and role models.
另类打击乐手标准好男人
The kids would love it and we'd get to spend time together.
孩子们会喜欢的而且我们可以增进了解
You got to do it-- it's a mitzvah, bro.
你得接这个活儿上天的安排
Are you sure you've never rung before? Believe it or not, Jess,
你以前真没玩过吗信不信随你杰茜
I have never played handbells before.
我以前从没玩过手摇铃
I just pick things up easy, that's all.
我学东西很快就是这样
I know handbells aren't the coolest instrument in the world,
我知道手摇铃不是世上最拉风的乐器
they might not even be the fifth coolest,
甚至可能连第五位都排不上
but the kids would love it, it would really
可孩子们会喜欢的对他们来说
mean a lot to them, and if they saw how good you are,
意义重大如果他们见到你这么厉害
I think they'd really get into it
我觉得他们就会迷上的
and maybe try a little bit harder.
会更努力地练习
Also, there's, like, a lot of potentially cool
并且有大把的潜在潮语
like, bell shorthand we could use to talk about...
铃铛妙语我们可以说
Nick... while he's right there we'll be, like...
调侃尼克他在这儿哈可以说
"Nick's such a tinkle!"
尼克响叮当
"I think he's more like a tonkel."
混球敲得响
Tinkle and tonkel are potential
叮当和混球就是潜在的
bell talk we could use. I get it.
铃铛妙语我明白
Just be cool, please.
别激动杰茜
I am cool.
我没激动
Before you make your decision,
慢慢考虑
I'd only need you till the concert on Sunday.
你只需要帮我到周日的演奏会
I don't know, I think I could be into this.
怎么说呢没准我会喜欢的
Yay! And with that statement, he never had sex again.
好耶有此番雄心壮志他与妞是无缘了
Winston and me are playing bells every day...
温斯顿和我每天玩手摇铃啊
Until Sunday. I'm cool.
直到星期天我没激动