极品老妈

Mom S01E02

Part 4 Jan. 4, 2020, 1:27 p.m.

You're a better mother than I am.
我知道啊
I know.
你会爱上我的妇科医生的
You're gonna love my gynecologist.
他的手超小
He's got very small hands.
就像一只亚洲浣熊
Like an Asian raccoon.
妈别这样
Mom, please!
我要做舅舅了
I'm gonna be an uncle.
除非生的是女孩那我就要做舅妈了
Unless it's a girl. Then I'll be an aunt.
你还真是开明啊
I respect your open-mindedness.
卢克这小子居然来了得给他加点分
Gotta give this kid Luke points for showing up.
他说他爱她
He claims he loves her.
我们走着瞧吧
Well, we'll see.
我怀上你时
I had three significant relationships end
三段亲密的恋情都结束了
while I was pregnant with you, so...
克丽丝蒂
Christy?
卡拉
Carla?
好啊
Hi.
高中毕业后我就没见过你了
I haven't seen you since high school.
是啊你好
Yeah, hi!
瞧瞧你
Wow! Look at you.
是啊终于开始生儿育女了
Yeah, finally getting around to starting a family.
你呢
And you?
我
I, uh...
我患上了严重的宫颈感染
I'm fighting a nasty yeast infection.
在她全家人的支持下
And with the support of her entire family,
她会赢得这场战争的
she will win this battle.
我说得对吧
Am I right?
别这样
Oh, come on.
你的宝宝在这里
And there is your baby.
卢克看看我们造出的小人儿
Luke, look what we made.
太不真实了
Unreal.
我真希望它快点长脚
I can't wait for it to grow feet
这样我就可以给它做鹿皮鞋了
so I can make moccasins for it.
妈过来
Mom, come here.
我需要你的帮助
I'm gonna need your help.
我会陪着你的
I'll be here.
妈
Mom?
我需要你的帮助
I'm gonna need your help.
我哪都不去
I'm not going anywhere.
"阴蒂"
"Clitoris."
某人心情不错嘛
Well, someone's in a good mood.
是啊
You know, I am.
我真喜欢现在的生活
I am just loving my life right now.
好吧磕了药吗
Mmm. Cocaine?
是家庭亲情啦
Family.
家庭亲情
Family.
那玩意儿会要了你的命
That stuff will kill you.