同妻俱乐部（2015）

Grace and Frankie S01E08

Part 1 Sept. 18, 2020, 9:35 a.m.

Oh, yeah, the little tiller.
好棒看这个小耕作机
These things are the best. And I'll tell you why.
真是好东西啊我来告诉你们为什么
One of the things these do is they cut ground up
它们的功能之一就是碎土
and make it easy for you to shovel... What the...?
之后铲地就容易多了搞什么...
Hey, Mom? Mom?
老妈老妈
Mom? Hey, Mom. Do you have a rototiller?
老妈老妈你有旋耕机吗
Well, dang, the rototiller's in the shop.
糟糕旋耕机在商店里呢
You'll have to use my plow.
你只能用我的犁
And don't you forget
弄完之后
to put buttercup back in the stable when you're done.
别忘了把毛茛放回到马棚里
Mom, you know, I'm doing all of this, all of this, for you.
老妈我做这些这一切都是为了你
Yeah, well, honey...
是啊亲爱的
Why are you doing this to me?
你为什么要这样对我
For you. What did I say?
是为了你我是怎么说的
I'm back from the beach!
我从沙滩回来了哦
That boy's gonna help me to death.
那孩子真是折磨死我了
If he's going to be here all the time,
如果他要一直在这里待下去
can he do something we actually need?
他能干点我们真正需要的事情吗
Like get my shoe out from under the bed?
比如把我的鞋子从床底下捡出来
You know what I really need?
你知道我真正需要的是什么吗
A pair of good strong arms to help me out of the tub.
一双坚强有力的大手把我从浴缸里拉出来
Of course I'd have to bathe in a bathing suit.
当然那样我就得穿着泳衣洗澡
I can't get clean that way.
但那样我就洗不干净
I suppose I could buy a bikini,
也许我可以买♥♥套比基尼
but I don't want him to see me in a bikini either.
但我也不想让他看到我穿比基尼
Maybe Bud needs a nice mother-son night out on the town.
也许巴德需要去城里度过一个美好的母子之夜
How about tonight? I bet there's a Pink Floyd laser show
今晚怎么样我记得圣地亚哥今晚有个什么
someplace in San Diego tonight.
平克·弗洛伊德激光表演
Well, first of all, it's in Bakersfield this week.
首先那是这周在贝克斯菲尔德的活动
and get your feet away from my fruit! No!
你的脚离我的水果远点不要啊
And second, I'm not going out.
其次我不会出去的
I'm rehearsing here tonight with my Tuvan throat-singing group.
我今晚要在这里跟我的图旺真声合唱团排练
No. No, you're not.
不不不行
I made snacks... Please.
我已经做了点心拜托
I want the house tonight. You can sleep in your room,
房♥子今晚归我你可以在你房♥间里睡觉
but just stay out of the main house.
但要远离主房♥
Wait. Is tonight the night?
等等就是今晚吗
If you mean, "is Guy coming over tonight?" then yes.
如果你的意思是"盖尔今晚要过来吗" 那么没错
For sex? For dinner.
来做♥爱♥吗来吃饭的
And sex? Okay. I'm gonna go to Guy's.
然后做♥爱♥ 好吧我去盖尔家
No, no. Do it here.
不不就在这里做吧
The girls and I can meet at Narantsetseg's house.
我们可以去纳洛赛格家
You have not had sex in a very long time.
你很长时间没做♥爱♥了
Clang, clang! Bud's out here!
当当巴德在外面呢
Hearing you ladies!
听得到你们说话
Wanting to kill himself! Please stop.
我都想自杀了求你们别说了
Can we stop talking about this now?
我们能别再说了吗
Why are you freaking out?
你为什么这么紧张
Break down your emotions for me.
跟我说说你的心情吧
Annoyance. Irritation...
烦恼生气
No, that's what you're feeling about me.
不那是你现在对我的感觉
I'm talking about tonight.
我说的是今晚
Are you nervous that this will be the first time in 40 years
今晚将是40年来第一次有直男
that a straight man will see you naked?
看到你的裸体你紧张吗
No, because the lights'll be off.
不因为到时候我们会关灯
Matter of fact, I'm going to turn off all the lights in San Diego.
实际上我打算把圣地亚哥所有的灯都关掉
What about vaginal dryness? Are you worried about that?
那阴♥道♥干涩怎么办你担心吗
I am now.
我现在担心了
You have two options. Either Brianna's room--
你有两个选择要么就在布丽安娜的房♥间
Why don't I just use the dining room table?
为什么不用餐桌就好
I have all of our wedding stuff on the dining room table.
我把我们所有的婚礼用品都放在餐桌上了
I'll use a corner of the den.
那我就用休息室的一小角
Sol. This room would make a perfect office.
索尔这房♥间做办公室再合适不过了
Or I can work from my car.
我也可以在我的车里工作
What is the problem with Brianna's room?
布丽安娜的房♥间有什么问题吗
Brianna. What?
布丽安娜什么
She scares me. Okay? Your daughter is terrifying.
她有点吓到我好吗你女儿很可怕
I don't want to give her any reason to kill me in my sleep.
我不想给她任何理由让她趁我睡觉时杀了我
Sol!
索尔
And as our bodies age,
随着我们身体的老化
our vaginas stop producing their natural lubricants.
我们的阴♥道♥不再产生自然的润滑剂
You are just going to keep talking about my vagina, aren't you?
你要一直聊我的阴♥道♥不停了是吗
I want to show you something. No, please, no.
我要给你看个东西别求你了
You are such a prude.
你真是个过分正经了
It's my secret weapon.
是我的秘密武器
No, please, no.
别求你了
Frankie's homemade yam lube.
弗兰琦自♥制♥番薯润滑剂
That's a lubricant?! Yeah.
那是润滑剂吗对啊
I've been putting that on my toast!
我一直拿来抹在我的吐司上
Well, that's fine, actually.
其实也没关系
My gynecologist says you should not put anything in your vagina
我的妇科医生说你不敢放进嘴里的东西
that you would not put in your mouth.
也不应该放进你的阴♥道♥里
I call it "Vagacadabra." I'm gonna whip you up a batch.
我称之为"阴♥道♥魔油" 我给你弄一批
My yam man is coming today.
我的番薯男今天要来
Wait a minute, you have a yam man?
等等你还有"番薯男"
My friend, Jacob. He's an organic grower
我朋友雅各布他是个有机作物种植者
and one of my top twelve favorite people.
也是我最爱的12人之一
This is my first time with Guy, okay?
这是我跟盖尔的第一次好吗
I don't want to break out the bells and whistles and... yams.
我可不想搞得花里胡哨的也不想用番薯
It's not a dildo, honey. It's a facilitator, that's all.
又不是假阳♥具♥ 亲爱的只是个助性的而已
I also make dildos.
我也做假阳♥具♥的
Oh, my God.
天呐
Oh, God. How do you do it?
天呐你怎么做到的
Passion. And some really high quality cow shit.
激♥情♥ 加上超高质量的牛粪
What are all these yams for, any way?
你要拿这些番薯做什么
I'm making a lube for my roommate's--
我要做一些润滑剂给我舍友的...
Car! It's lube for my car.
车给我的车做润滑剂
The... the pistons are...
那...活塞有点...
It's for my car.
给我的车用的
Grace, meet my friend, Jacob.
格蕾丝这位是我朋友雅各布
Frankie has told me so much about your sweet potato booth.
弗兰琦跟我说了很多有关你甜薯摊的事
That's odd, seeing as how I'm a yam man.
那就奇怪了鉴于我种的是番薯
Aren't they the same thing? Rookie mistake.
那两个不一样吗菜鸟错误
Vastly different creature.
完全不同的东西
See, sweet potatoes are actually dicots.
你看甜薯是双子叶植物
And the yam is a prime example of a monocot.
番薯则是单子叶植物的典型代表
God's tuber.
上帝的根
Don't I feel like an idiot.
我觉得自己像个傻瓜呢
Can you make the On Demand happen?
你能开通点播业务吗
I'm wanting to watch something with Lee Marvin in it,
我还等着看有李·马文的节目呢
but I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
但我不知道我在干什么
Why don't you get your boyfriend to do it?
你为什么不让你男朋友弄
What? Mr. Potato Head.
什么土豆先生啊
Who, Jake? Yeah.
谁杰克吗对啊
We're just friends.
我们只是朋友而已
Just friends? Seriously?
只是朋友吗真的吗
Adult men and women can't be "just friends."
成年男女不可能"只是朋友"
Oh, that's ridiculous. I'm friends with lots of men.
真可笑我跟很多男人都是朋友啊
Take my dear friend Tim McGinniss,
比如我的密友蒂姆·麦克尼斯
who gave me my tribal mate gourds.
我那个葫芦制成的茶器就是他送的
There's never been the slightest suggestion of romance.
但我们之间毫无男欢女爱之情
Of course, he lost his wang in Korea.
当然了他在朝鲜战场上鸡♥巴♥伤残了
I don't know about your Korean friend.
我不知道你的朝鲜朋友什么情况
But I do know that this "friend" was flirting with you.
但我知道这个"朋友"可是在跟你调情呢
"God's tuber."
上帝的"巨根"
He was not. You know, maybe
他才没有如果你
if you stop texting your ex-husband every time you feel sad
不再一伤心或者看到什么搞笑的狗
or you see a funny looking dog,
就给前夫发短♥信♥
maybe you'd see that this... farmer likes you.
你就会看出这个...农民喜欢你
You think?
你觉得吗