面目全非（2023）

FUBAR S01E03

Part 5 May 27, 2023, 6:08 p.m.

我也应该准备一下
Yeah, I should probably get ready too.
我要有合适的诱饵才能钓到鱼
I gotta have the right bait to reel in the fish.
说到这个
Speaking of which,
我有点担心这个“没有已知的妮卡照片”这个情况
I'm a little worried about this "no photo of Nika" thing.
每个人都认为总是能钓到虹鳟鱼
Everybody thinks you always land a rainbow trout,
但时不时地一只角鱼会冒出来
but every now and again, a sea robin just plops on deck,
或者水滴鱼
or a blobfish.
不许笑
Don't laugh at that.
我问个问题
Quick question.
你跟妈妈结婚时有过类似行动吗?
Did you participate in one of these missions when you were married to Mom?
你有过婚外情吗?
Did you ever have an affair? Oh!
我和你母亲结婚时从来没有外遇过
I never once had an affair while I was married to your mother.
好吧你们把气氛都毁了
Well, that killed the mood.
-我万一不能见人呢 -你确实见不得人
I could've been indecent. You are indecent.
你说话的方式
The way you speak is disrespectful to me
对我以及你在任务时勾引过的女人都极不尊重
and every woman you have seduced in the line of duty.
你知道吗? 你说得对
You know what? You're right.
没别的意思只是开个玩笑我得声明一下我非常尊重女性
I was just trying to be funny. It wasn't. For the record, I respect women a ton.
是哦你最好是
Yeah, sure you do.
我只是对工作中或工作外的性行为都直言不讳
Hey, I'm just straightforward about sex on or off the job.
我平等对待女人好吗?
I treat women as equals, okay?
我们都有性需求对吧?
We all have needs, right?
我会向对方提议身体接触
I make offers with physical engagement.
如果对方同意的话我们都会度过一段美好时光
If it's a yes, then great, we'll both have a fantastic time,
因为我床上功夫了得
because I'm really, really good at intercourse.
如果不同意的话也许我们还能成为朋友
But if it's a no, then hopefully we become friends.
-这还不够尊重? -你有很多问题
What's more respectful than that? So many things.
首先你与人交往的顺序是先有性行为然后再是友谊?
First of all, your order of operations, sex first, then maybe friendship?
显然女人在你的人生词典只有一个功能
Clearly women have one function in your book.
-鲁和我就是最好的朋友 -鲁是个同性恋
Roo and I are best friends. Roo is gay.
你们是好朋友是因为性就不是桌面上的选项
You guys are buddies because sex is off the table.
桌子旁、桌子上、桌子下我可是可以随时随地做♥爱♥
I've had sex off a table, on a table, and under a table at a Sur La Table,
我知道这件事很讽刺
and no, the irony isn't lost on me.
说到底进行招蜂引蝶的引诱任务不容易
Bottom line, honeypotting isn't easy, okay?
这既是艺术又是科学
It's an art and a science.
不这就是兄弟会幼稚男的狗屁说辞
No, it's an excuse for arrested development frat boy bullshit,
你心里明白
and you know it.
‎(摩尔多瓦基希讷乌)
各摄像头就绪可以行动了
Green light. Cameras are in place.
巧克粉
Pool chalk,
运作中
operational.
黑板擦
Eraser,
运作中
operational.
盐罐
Salt shaker,
运作中
operational.
大批人从酒店里出来了
People are filtering out of the hotel.
再培训估计是结束了
Retraining must be over.
如果发现有疑似妮卡的人我们会通知你的
We'll alert you if we see anyone who could be Nika.
希望她没有嗅觉
Hope she has no sense of smell.
我闻了一下阿尔登
Caught a whiff of Aldon.
黑色达卡的香水味如四级海啸般袭来
He's like a category four Drakkar Noir tsunami.
东欧的主流文化比美国落后30年
Pop culture in Eastern Europe is 30 years behind the US.
他们还喜欢吉马酒饮 90年代情绪摇滚和黑色达卡香水
They're into Zima, '90s emo rock, and Drakkar Noir.
妮卡一定会喜欢的
Nika's gonna love it.
如果她不喜欢呢?
And if she doesn't?
很简单
Simple.
让她震惊
Shock and awe.
可能目标出现了
We may have a hit.
有个高个子的金发女郎似乎是从再培训酒店出来的
Tall blonde, appears to be coming out of the retraining.
天啊阿尔登这货又走狗屎运了
Man, Aldon's got a horseshoe up his ass.
我做着世界上最好的工作
I have the best job.
安雅喝点什么?
Anya. What'll it be?
那不是妮卡斯大林诺维奇该死
Well, that's a negative on Nika Stalinovich. Damn it.
谢谢你毁了我们的一天尼克
Thanks for ruining our day, Nik.
他说的是尼克?
Did he just say Nik? Could Nika actually be a Nik?
妮卡其实是尼克吗?
尼克在这里是个很常见的名字
Nik is a very common name in this part of the world.
你真是个混♥蛋♥
You're a real goatfucker,
斯大林诺维奇
Stalinovich.
这里还有很多叫斯大林诺维奇的不?
Tell me there's a lot of Stalinoviches in this region.
显然妮卡斯大林诺维奇是个拼写错误
Apparently, Nika Stalinovich was a typo.
我们的目标是尼克A斯大林诺维奇
Our target is Nik A. Stalinovich.
-该死 -该死
Shit. Shit.
-该死 -太好笑了
Shit. This is hilarious.
等一下别慌
Hang on, don't panic.
-他绝对不是同性恋 -你怎么知道的?
Okay, he's definitely straight. How do you know?
因为他对我一点兴趣都没有
Well, he didn't want any of this.
-我们得学会变通这事儿让我来 -绝对不行
We have to pivot. I'll take the lead. Absolutely not.
-我们现在放弃任务 -凭什么?
We abort now. On what grounds?
因为我钱包里还有她小时候扎着双马尾辫的照片呢
On the ground that I carry a photograph of her in pigtails in my wallet.
钱包照片? 你到底有多老啊?
Wallet photos? How old are you?
-我可以的 -这不废话么
I can do this. Damn right you can.
快去洗手间换掉老气的衣服我马上回来
Get to the bathroom and de-frump yourself. I'll be back in a minute.
不停止行动这里我是领队
No, you shut it down. I'm senior officer.
那你就应该知道这违反了中止任务的规矩
Then you know it violates protocol to abort a mission
只有特工或平民处于
for any reason other than imminent death
迫在眉睫的死亡或严重身体伤害威胁下才能停止任务
or severe bodily injury to an officer or civilian.
你可能会受到严重的身体伤害
You may experience severe bodily injury.
我不会让我女儿当“蜜罐”去引诱的
I will not let my daughter do the honeypot.
这不是引诱行动这是甜蜜陷阱行动
This isn't a honeypot, it's a honey drop.
她和那个人说话让他带她回家
She just talks to the guy, gets him to take her back to his place,
使用“隔空取物”获取数据然后她就可以走了不用发♥生♥关♥系♥
uses the hopper to record the data, and then she's off with her pants on.
在最坏的情况下她也就是调情而已
At worst, there'll be some heavy petting.
卢克她是个厉害的特工
Luke, she is a good officer.
让她做她的工作吧
Let her do her job.
我要去做我的工作了
And I'm gonna go do mine.
嘿女士们
Hey, ladies.
我们做个交易吧
Let's make a deal.
很好你这样漂亮很多了
Okay, good. That's already an improvement.
-穿这双鞋试试 -你从哪儿弄来的?
Try these. Where'd you get those?
找朋友帮了个小忙
Just a little help from some friends.
搞定了
Got it.
-对 -好了
Yep. There you go.
我把衬衫给你吧
Let me give you my shirt.
没什么比穿男士衬衫的女人更性感
Nothing sexier than a woman in a man's shirt.
别脱衣服
Do not take off your shirt.
阿尔登还有进行引诱的机会
Aldon might still get a honeypot.
你给她的那件衬衫
Luke, the shirt you gave her
让她看起来像是来自女性戒欲联盟的
looks like something from the Little Women Abstinence Collection.
别胡来了我要进去了
That's it. I'm coming in.
不行你会引起骚动尼克会紧张然后离开
Bad idea. You cause a commotion, Nik gets nervous and leaves.
-放轻松 -闭嘴巴里
Play it cool. Oh, shut up, Barry.
是你害她陷入这种情况的
It's your fault that she's in this situation in the first place.
你不该让中情局招募她
You should've never let the CIA recruit her.
是我的错? 要不是她继承了你的本事
My fault? You think the CIA would've recruited her
你以为中情局想招她吗?
if her last name wasn't Brunner?
这是你的错
This is your fault.
我不想再听他们因为我的决定而争吵
I need a break from hearing people argue about who's at fault for decisions I made.
好主意
That's a good idea.
好
Okay.
给你抱歉上面有汗
Here you go. I'm sorry for the sweat.
-上面几个扣子就别扣了 -好我知道了
And just leave a few buttons open-- Yeah, okay, I got it.
-我知道怎么穿才能性感 -抱歉
I know how to look hot. My bad.
-你没事吧? -我没事
You okay? I'm fine.
-你确定? -对
You sure? Yeah.
听着这里只有我们
Uh-huh. Look, it's just us here.
想听我的真话不?
Look, truth?
我并不总是喜欢做这事好吗?
I don't always love doing this, okay?
有时候我的举止奇怪、诡异或是尴尬而且令人不快
Sometimes it's weird and creepy or just awkward and unpleasant.
很多时候我最后都觉得很糟糕
A lot of times, it leaves me feeling. . . pretty awful.
这是斯瓦希里语里的 “亲爱的和我在一起吧”
That's "be with me, my darling" in Swahili.