忘了吧 下地狱吧
Well, forget it, to hell with you.
我想不出任何下棋的理由
I don't see any reason why I should ever play you again.
如果你赢了
If you win,
我给你五千刀
I'll give you five thousand dollars.
让开
Get out of my way.
哇 看啊 棋已经摆好了
Wow, look at that, the board's all set up!
意料之外啊
What a surprise.
恕我冒昧先摆上了
I took the liberty.
爸 我觉得我们可以坐下
Now, Dad, I think we can sit down
友好地下一局棋
and play a nice cordial little game.
几百年来 人们在象棋前
For centuries, people have set aside their differences
将差别置之度外
to play a game of chess.
所以 谁先手
So, who should go first?
我想想
Well, let's see.
一般是上一局输了的人先
It's usually the person who lost the last game.
是谁呢
Now, who could that be?
好吧 不友好的来了
OK. No more Mr. Cordial Guy!
顺便一提
By the way,
真遗憾上个月你的节目收听率下降了不少
I'm sorry the ratings for your show took a dive last month.
别想把拙劣的心理策略用到我身上
Don't try to pull your cheap psychological tricks on me.
我有没有说过
Oh, did I mention...
墓园来电♥话♥了
the cemetery called?
他们要在你的地儿旁边挖个下水道
Apparently they have to dig a sewer next to your plot.
让狗盯着我
Getting your dog to stare at me
只会显示出你的绝望
only proves how desperate you are.
我可没让它那么干
I didn't tell him to do that.
它只是看到有人出汗
He just gets fascinated
觉得很新奇
when he sees people sweat.
我开心的时候才出汗
I sweat when I'm happy.
那你肯定开心到九霄云外了
Well, then you must be ecstatic!
不 等一下
No, wait!
不行 你已经把手拿走了
No, no, you took your finger off that piece!
不 我没有 - 你有
No, I didn't! - Yes, you did!
这说明你不相信这步棋
That means that you must not trust that move,
你把脆弱的地方暴露了
must have left yourself vulnerable somewhere.
就算暴露了你也找不到
Well, even if I did, you'll never find it.
看看
Oh, look at that...
这是什么
what's this?
会不会是
Could it be...
将军
checkmate?
我赢了 我赢了
I won, I won,
我真的赢了
I really won!
我赢你的那么多次
Hey, I didn't gloat
可没这样幸灾乐祸
when I beat you all those times!
是没有
No, but,
但你现在肯定希望当时幸灾乐祸了 是吧
I bet you wish you did now, huh?
太爽了
It feels great!
行了 就这样了
All right, that's it.
我要去睡了
I'm going to bed.
我再也不想听到"象棋" 或者"棋盘"
And I never want to hear the word "Chess," or "Board,"
或者"象棋盘"了
Or "Chessboard" Again!
结束了 懂了吗
That's it, understood?
好吧 爸 晚安
Fine. Fine, Dad. Goodnight.
天哪 放松点嘛 游戏而已
Geez, lighten up! It's only a game!
爸 爸
Dad? Dad?
我的天哪
Oh, jeez...
拜托了 只有一个问题
No, no, please, just one question:
你有没有让我赢
did you let me win?
天哪 Frasier
Oh, for crying out loud, Frasier...
不 拜托了 你有没有尽你的全力
No, no, please, did you play your best?
为了五千刀 你认为呢
For five thousand bucks? What do you think?
你不只是说说的
You wouldn't just be saying that?
看在你♥妈♥的♥份上
On your mother's grave,
说假话天打雷劈
may lightning strike me down,
我 Martin Crane
I, Martin Crane,
以圣经发誓 你赢了
swear on the holiest of Bibles, you won,
我输了
I lost,
公平公正 划十字
fair and square, cross my heart
我希望能去睡了
and hope to go to sleep.
谢谢你 爸
Thank you, Dad.
不用谢
You're welcome.
很抱歉我赢了 老爸
I'm sorry I beat you, Dad.
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