and you know, Daphne and Joe are "Back there."
所以呢
So?
反正我不舒服
Well, it just makes me uncomfortable.
得告诉Daphne别在家的时候
I'm going to ask Daphne not to sleep with Joe
和Joe睡一块儿了
in the house anymore.
是不是有点
Is that too...?
阿米什
Amish?
美国门派 拒绝现代设施 以生活简朴闻名
我想说自私
I was going to say selfish!
看看啊 Daphne 请你不要跟人上♥床♥
Oh, let's see. Please Daphne. Don't have sex.
都打扰我看书了
It disturbs my reading!
不 一点儿也不自私
No, that's not too selfish.
在自己家还不舒坦
Well, I just don't think
那像话么
a man should be uncomfortable in his own home.
这要我怎么放松嘛
How am I supposed to relax
他们说说笑笑的 简直让人 你懂吗
when every giggle, every noise, it'll make me... you know...?
幻想
Picture it?
当然不是 太可笑了 怎么能这么想
Oh, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. The very idea.
你现在正幻想着呢吧
You're picturing it right now, aren't you?
是你逼我的
Well, you made me.
嘿 Fras - 嘿 爸
Hey, Fras. - Hey, Dad.
Daphne在吗
Is Daphne in?
在 你要是有脑子的话
Yeah, and if you have any sense
就假装今早什么都没发生
you'll pretend that nothing happened this morning.
对了 自欺欺人
Ah, yes. Denial.
你驾照上的发色还写着棕色呢
Just the sort of advice I'd expect from a man
你当然会这么建议了
whose driver's license still lists his hair colour as brown.
你没回来之前我头发好好的
It was until you came back to town!
Daphne 我觉得我们该谈谈今早的事
Daphne. Uh, I think we need to discuss what happened this morning.
我也想了一整天了 这都是我的错
Oh, it's been bothering me all day. It was entirely my fault.
不 不 我也有错
No, no. I share the blame.
我们还没正式谈过这屋里的规矩
We never did have a formal discussion about the rules of the house,
尤其是关于 你懂的
especially when it comes to... you know...
如果有任何让人尴尬的地方 我真心道歉
I do want to apologise for any embarrassment I may have caused.
你看 我们不能去Joe家
You see, we can't go to Joe's
因为他房♥子还没完工
because he's still building his house
他借住在朋友的沙发上
and he sleeps on a friend's couch.
但我向你保证 不会有下次了
But I can assure you it will never happen again.
那这事就算翻页了
Well, then our business is concluded.
休会
Meeting adjourned.
下次Joe在这儿过夜的话
The next time Joe spends the night,
我会提前告诉你的
I'll notify you well in advance.
Daphne 我想了想刚才简短的会议
Daphne. I was just reviewing the minutes of our last meeting.
貌似有点小误解
There seems to be some confusion.
噢
Oh?
我的意思不是你没事先通知
You see, my quibble is not with the lack of notification.
我是不喜欢你和Joe在我家睡觉
I am just not comfortable with you and Joe sleeping together under my roof.
我明白了
Oh, I see.
很抱歉 但这是我的房♥间 不是吗
Oh, I'm sorry about that, but it is my room, isn't it?
当然是 我也想让你住得舒服
Oh yes, yes. And I want you to feel comfortable living here.
但我想 让你舒服更重要吧
But I suppose it's more important for you to feel comfortable
你也说了 这儿是你家
because, as you said, it is your roof.
谢谢你能理解
Oh. Thank you for understanding.
没事 我和Joe这周末会外出
Not at all. Joe and I are going away for the weekend
但周一我会马上找地方住的
but first thing Monday I'm going to start looking for me own place.
猜猜是谁
Guess who?
Daphne 我不想你在这儿寻欢
Daphne... em... I don't want you entertaining here
但我也不想你搬出去啊
but I also don't want you to move out.
我懂了 你想让我呆在这儿
Oh, I see. So you want me to stay,
但不能有个人生活
but just not have a personal life?
呃
Well...
不不 这很好啊
No, no. That works out fine for me.
我白天伺候你们父子俩
I'll just spend all day waiting on you and your father,
然后回房♥间
then in the evenings retire to me room,
裹着毯子等天亮
wrap meself in an Afghan and wait for the morning.
要是我抽泣声太大影响你了
And if my whimpering gets too loud for you
你把我像Eddie一样阉了就行
You can just have me fixed like Eddie!
我不是这意思
That is not what I meant.
这对咱俩都不容易 Daphne
This is difficult for both of us, Daphne.
我得表达我的想法
I have to express my feelings.
我也不想让你走
And... I also don't want to lose you.
你对我们非常重要
You're very important to me and my father.
所以我的方法很好啊
That's why my solution is best.
白天我还在这里照顾你父亲
I'll still be here during the day to take care of your father
晚上和周末回我自己家
but nights and weekends I'll just go home to me own place.
更别提你还能把这屋子恢复成
On top of which, you can turn this room back into
之前漂亮的书房♥
your beautiful study you used to have.
也好吧 不然还能怎样呢
Well? I suppose, what other choice do we have?
当然我们都会有一个适应期
Of course it'll be a period of adjustment for all of us...
我知道你们很关心我
I know how much you two care about me
已把我视为家庭一份子了 但
and consider me part of the family but...
你不会已经在幻想你的书房♥了吧
You're picturing your study right now, aren't you?
是你让我想的
Well, you made me!
*她是一位时髦女士*
*She's such a groovy lady!*
早安 爸
Morning, Dad.
早安
Oh, morning.
你看见电♥话♥了吗
You seen the phone?
可能又落在我房♥间了 抱歉
Oh, I probably left it in my room again. Sorry.
我在做卷饼 想要吗
Hey, I'm making breakfast Burritos. You want one?
免了
I'll passo!
随你
Suit yourself.
爸 我给你买♥♥的丝质睡衣呢
Dad. Whatever happened to the silk pajamas I bought you?
Frasier 那对我来说太高档了
Oh, Frasier, you know, they're too la-dee-da for me.
再说了 它还缩水
Besides, they shrank!
我的烤土豆好了
Whoa? There go my tater-tots.
给你也来一堆
You want a pile?
我和其他人一样喜欢成堆的早餐
Not that I don't enjoy a "Pile" Of breakfast as much as the next guy
但还是算了吧
but I still think no.
爸 你这周末就打算穿成这样
Uh, dad, are you planning on going around like that all weekend?
对啊 怎么了
Yeah, why not?
Daphne去旅行了 就咱爷俩
Daphne's off on her little trip. It's just us guys.
再说了 我已经穿了三年长裤
Besides I've been wearing pants round here for three years.
我穿够了
Enough!
好吧 爸
I see. Dad,
不好意思 我得给你套上这个
I'm sorry, look, I just have to do this.
谢谢 - 好吧
Thank you. - All right.
听着 不是啥大事
Now, listen. It's no big deal
但我昨晚没找着电视遥控器
but I couldn't find the remote control for the TV last night.
我以为咱都说好了
Now I thought we agreed that
那要放在我椅子旁的桌子上
its place was on that table next to my chair.
那以前没发明遥控器的时候
Well, what was it like in the old days
你是怎么活的
when you actually had to get up to change the channels?
没法活
It was hell!
你有客人吗
You expecting someone?
承包商 我想对书房♥重建估个价
The contractor. I'm getting an estimate on restoring my study.
怎么不用Joe
Why don't you use Joe?
Joe在那儿干得够多了 谢谢
I think Joe's done enough work in that room, thank you!
Henry 多谢你临时赶来
Henry. Thank you for coming on such short notice.
没事
No sweat.
我带你去看看♥房♥♥间
I'll just show you to the room.
这是我父亲
Oh, this is my father.
别起来
Don't get up!
想来杯咖啡吗
Like a cup of coffee?
好啊
Oh, that'd be great.
好的 房♥间就在走廊尽头右转
Fine. Look, the room is right down the hall there to the right.
我待会去找你
I'll meet you there.
好的
Ok.
爸 跟你说件小事
Oh, Dad. This is a small thing
你又把海绵放池子里了
but you left the sponge in the sink again.
所以呢
So?
我昨晚已经说了
Well, as I mentioned last evening,
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