美女上错身（2009）

Drop Dead Diva S04E09

Part 3 Nov. 11, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

Scott said he wanted to be buried
斯科特说他希望自己也能用这种方法
in the same place in the same way.
在同一地点被埋葬
I'm just trying to respect those wishes,
我只是想遵从他的意愿
and if I have to go to court to do it, I will.
如果你一定要上法♥院♥ 我奉陪到底
**I'm filing a restraining order.*
*我要申请禁制令
**You're thinking twice about crossing my borders.*
*在越界之前你得想清楚
**And you didn't stop after I protested*
*在我抗♥议♥之后你依旧不善罢甘休
**Now you will risk being arrested.*
*现如今你有被逮捕的危险
**Oh, yeah.*
*没错
Not bad.
真不赖
Thank you for the applause, but what I need is $1,000.
谢谢你的掌声但我想要的是一千美元
Why are you asking me instead of Jane?
你为什么不向简要而向我要
I still owe her
我还欠她
for front-row tickets I bought to Cher's third farewell tour.
雪儿第三场告别演唱会的前排座位门票钱呢
So you want money for a concert?
所以你想要钱去看演唱会
No.
不是的
You know how I won that contest, right?
我赢了那场比赛你知道的对吧
The 2012 rock off.
2012年摇滚大赛
Well, the first prize
是呀第一名可以
is to get your demo produced by steve kish,
请史蒂夫·基什为自己制♥作♥唱片
but you still have to pay for his studio and equipment rental.
但你还得付给他工作室使用费和设备租借费
Wait.
等等
You won the contest, and you have to pay them?
你赢了比赛还得给他们掏钱
Trust me, Luke.
相信我卢克
This is how the music business works.
这就是音乐行业的运营模式
You have play to pay or pay to play.
你得为自己的演出投资或是付费去演出
I literally have to pay my dues.
我得付这笔费用
Sounds like you want me to pay your dues.
听起来你想让我帮你掏钱
Well, can I have the money?
你能帮我吗
I'll think about it.
我得好好想想
As the creator of I-after,
作为"身后事"应用软件的创造者
Can you explain the program interface?
你能解释一下此软件吗
Sure. It's simple.
当然这很简单
A user's given a password,
用户设置一个密♥码♥
and they can update their "Last video" at any time.
然后就可以随时更新自己的"生前录像"
A lot more user-friendly and time-sensitive
相比传统的纸质遗嘱这个软件更加人性化
than a normal written will.
且具有时效性
Scott Richards updated his final page
斯科特·理查兹在今年六月十二日
on June 12th of this year, correct?
更新了自己的最后一页对吗
Yes, that's correct.
对没错
Let the record show that the June 12th I-after video
录像显示他于六月十二日上传到身后事软件
was uploaded more than a year after scott signed his will.
比他签署遗嘱晚了超过一年的时间
Accordingly, we maintain
据此我方坚持认为
that the video reflects Scott's true last wishes.
这段录像反映了斯科特最后的遗愿
Well, I agree.
我赞同
Public policy is to ensure
公共利益准则就是为了保证
that the decedent's last wishes are fulfilled.
每个已故者实现最后的遗愿
Hence --
因此
Hold on, your honor.
等等法官大人
Before you rule, we also have a witness.
在您宣判之前我们还有一位证人
Sarah Kelton, Kathy's sister.
萨拉·凯尔顿凯西的妹妹
Oh, god.
天呐
Objection. This witness was not on their list.
反对此证人不在传唤名单上
We had no intention of calling her
我方本无意传唤她
till your honor pointed to issues of public policy.
但法官大人指出了公共政策一事
We now believe her testimony is essential.
我方因而认定她的证词至关重要
I can have her in court in an hour.
她一小时内能到场
Okay. Let's do it.
行就这么办
Someone got flowers.
有人收到花了
I bet they're from that tennis pro
我猜是我在企业并购研讨会上
I met at the M&A seminar.
认识的网球选手送的
They're from Parker. He included an apology note.
是帕克送的他附上了道歉条
What were you thinking?
你在想什么
Is this a trick question?
这是个陷阱吗
I figured out what I wanted to say.
我搞清我要说什么了
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing,
帕克花是用来送给耍小脾气的女友的
not the partner you screwed over.
不是给被你骗得团团转的合伙人的
Screwed over?
骗你
If I were a man, would you have sent these?
如果我是个男的你还会送这个吗
You're not a man.
但你不是男的
No. I'm a partner, and for some reason,
是啊我是你合伙人但不知为什么
you can't get that through your head.
你总是记不住这点
Ms. Kelton, do you think the court
凯尔顿小姐你认为斯科特的骨灰
should give your sister Scott's ashes?
该判归你姐姐所有吗
No.
不
Why not?
为什么
Because...
因为
Do I have to answer that?
我一定要回答吗
I mean, can't you just trust me on this?
就不能相信我吗
Well, that would be nice,
这当然好
but I need you to address the court.
但我需要你向法庭陈述理由
Okay.
好吧
I don't think she should get the ashes because...
她不该留有那些骨灰因为
...she's eating them.
她在吃它们
She told me she's eaten half a pound.
她告诉我她已经吃了半磅了
I'm sorry, Kathy, but what you're doing isn't right,
我很抱歉凯西但你不该这么做
and I don't know how else to stop you.
我不知道还有什么办法阻止你
Objection!
反对
I think.
我想
Overruled. No grounds.
驳回没有理由
Ms. Kelton, is this true?
凯尔顿小姐这是真的吗
Yes. But --
是但是
Your honor, we assert that eating his ashes
法官大人我方认为吃斯科特的骨灰
was not part of Scott's last intentions.
可不是他的遗愿
Indeed, it's tantamount to corpse desecration.
相反这等同于侵犯遗体
That is a gross mischaracterization.
这错误描述太恶劣了
And therefore any claim she has on the ashes should be denied.
因此她对于骨灰的任何主张都应被驳回
All right.
行了
The court will take possession of the cremains
骨灰将由法庭代为保管
until I can wrap my head around this.
直到我把这事给理清楚
Bailiff, would you --
法警请你
No. Please don't take Scott.
不请别带走斯科特
Kathy, you have to let go.
凯西你必须上交
Ma'am, if you don't turn them over,
女士如果你拒绝上交
I will hold you in contempt.
我将判你藐视法庭
Ma'am.
女士
Grayson, she needs mental help, not legal representation.
格雷森她要找的是心理医生不是律师
Everyone reacts differently to loss.
每个人对失去至亲反应不同
Grieving is an extremely personal and private matter.
哀悼是一件因人而异且非常私人的事
I understand.
我理解
I mean, I really do, but snacking on ashes?
真的但是靠吃骨灰来哀悼吗
I mean, it's going too far.
这太过了
She lost the man she loved.
她失去了挚爱的人
She planned to spend a lifetime with him,
她想和他共度此生的
And I won't turn my back on her.
我不会对她坐视不管的
Thank you.
谢谢
Kathy, come in.
凯西快进来
I should have told you the whole truth.
我应该把真♥相♥全告诉你们的
We argued on your behalf
我们是以你的名义
that Scott wanted you to have his ashes.
辩护说斯科特希望你保留他的骨灰的
Scott wants me to eat his cremains.
是斯科特要我吃他骨灰的
It's the only time I can see him.
只有这样我才能看见他
After you eat them?
在你吃了之后吗
Yes, that's right. That's when his ghost appears.
是的他鬼魂会在那时出现
Kathy, let's -- how did this all begin?
凯西这是怎么开始的
After I got home from the crematorium,
我从火葬场回到家后
I was pouring his ashes into the mantel box,
我把他骨灰倒进盒子里时
when some of them spilled on my fingers,
有些洒在我手指上了
And I didn't want to rinse them down the sink,
我不想去水龙头下冲掉