说唱王戴夫

Dave S01E01

Part 6 April 5, 2020, 5:34 p.m.

YG 这是利尔·迪基
YG, Lil Dicky.
怎么样老兄
What up, man?
很高兴见到你
Good to meet you.
所以...
So...
我不知道纳蒂跟你说了什么
I don't know what Nutti has told you,
但我写了一首歌♥ 名叫《尺寸》
but I've got this one song called "Girth" that I really
我认为这首歌♥会火...
think would be a huge...
把低音调大点老兄
Turn the bass up, bro.
♪带着钱的乞丐她搞砸了知道我鸡♥巴♥大♪
♪ Beggars with dough, she fuck it up, she know I got knots ♪
♪钱来钱往这破事不会停歇♪
♪ The money come, the money go, man, this shit don't stop ♪
♪穿着白西装她很时髦是个很翘的妞儿♪
♪ White Ferrecci 'cause she with it, she a top-notch broad ♪
♪从我的肩膀往后看♪
♪ Steady lookin' over my shoulder ♪
♪这破事永不停歇♪
♪ Man, this shit don't stop ♪
♪想要挣钱直到这破事停歇♪
♪ Tryin' to get that money till this shit don't stop ♪
♪想揍外国人想把他打翻在地♪
♪ I'm tryin' to pull up foreign, tryin' to pull up drop ♪
♪我买♥♥下了所有设计师想猜中你的想法♪
♪ I'm buyin' all designer, tryin' to hit your thot ♪
♪贫民窟的YG 叫他们有本事来打你♪
♪ Ghetto YG, these Glocks, tell 'em hit your block ♪
♪你看到这块表看到了钻石时钟♪
♪ You see this old watch, you see the diamond clock ♪
♪你看到了这辆豪车知道要花很多钱♪
♪ You see this a drop, you know it cost a lot ♪
♪她看到我会想我我看到你会揍你♪
♪ She see me, she gonna thot, I see you, we gonna box ♪
♪要让我心中的雄鹰倒下♪
♪ Need to let my Eagle drop, need to let my Eagle drop ♪
♪我不在乎战争的号♥角由我吹响♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, I don't care, war gear, I declare... ♪
枪天啊
Guns! Wow.
最好能提醒我一下
Could've used a heads-up about that.
这里有很多枪
Lot of guns over here.
抱歉我才注意到这些武器
Sorry, I just noticed all the weaponry.
我不知道是不是在计划什么
I didn't know if something was afoot,
或者枪的保险是不是开着之类的
or if the safeties were on, or what.
雷尔你知道他是说唱歌♥手吗
Hey, 'Rell, you know he a rapper?
以为他是新来的实习生呢
Thought he was a new intern.
不雷尔你看错了
No, 'Rell. You've got me all wrong.
我是现存最好的说唱歌♥手之一
I'm actually one of the best rappers alive.
在五年之后你回想起这一幕
Yeah. And in five years, you're gonna replay this entire moment
你会发现 "他不仅是对的
and be like, "Wow, not only was he right,
我很幸运能在他离开之前
But I was so lucky to spend that quality time with him
和他一起度过这段美好的时光
before he really took off."
每个说唱歌♥手都会说这种屁话
That's what every rapper say. The same shit.
每个优秀的说唱歌♥手都会有这种感觉
Well, every good rapper has to feel that way.
你希望把我想和你合作的片段放出来吗
Do you want to pull up the session that I want to work on with you
看看我是不是和其他...
and see if I'm just like every other...
你会操♥黑♥妞吗利尔·迪基
You be fucking black bitches, Lil Dicky?
你是说 "我♥操♥不操♥黑♥妞"
You said, "Do I fuck black bitches?"
你操♥黑♥妞吗利尔·迪基
Do you fuck black bitches, Lil Dicky?
从统计结果来看我倾向于白人
Well, statistically, I certainly skew white.
那你操哪种骚♥逼♥ 利尔·迪基
So, what kind of hos you fuck with, then, Lil Dicky?
哪种骚♥逼♥ 我有个女朋友
What type of hos? Well, you know, I've got a girlfriend.
所以我通常操她趴在她身上操之类的
So, I typically fuck with her. Fuck on her. All that.
非常可爱的女孩
Real cute girl.
说实话性生活挺美好
Honestly, the sex is very solid.
不过她最近刚换了避孕措施
Uh, she has recently just switched birth controls, though,
-她的阴♥道♥干得更快... -老天
- which-- her vagina gets dryer faster, which... - Damn.
我告诉你们太多信息了
I'm giving way too much information.
她的逼真的很干吗
Her pussy really dry?
偶尔吧
Sometimes.
下次操她的时候我会更仔细听的
I will keep my ear to the pussy the next time I'm in that ass,
应该是操她的逼我从没肛♥交♥过
or... pussy, I guess, 'cause I've never done anal.
我觉得我不喜欢
Don't think I'd like it very much.
你们今年要去柯契拉音乐节吗
Are you guys going to Coachella this year or what?
等一下老兄
Hey, man. Hold up, man.
我要把你发到照片墙上
I got to get you on my Instagram, bruh.
是视频还是照片
Oh, is it a video or a picture?
是视频说点什么
It's a video, bruh. Spit some shit.
你太搞笑了给粉丝们来段说唱利尔·迪基
You funny as fuck. Rap to the fans, Lil Dicky.
我不太会...
Oh, I don't know about that, I don't...
说点什么利尔·迪基说唱
Spit some shit, Lil Dicky. Rap!
我其实...
You know, I'm really, I...
没有为这种事准备过
wasn't prepared at all for this type of thing.
先别拍呢你拍了吗我还没...
Don't film yet. Are you filming? I don't, uh...
-我不知道 -我以为这兄弟是个说唱歌♥手
- I don't know. - Man, I thought this dude was a rapper.
彼得·帕克[蜘蛛侠]居然害怕说唱
Man, yo, Peter Parker's scared to rap. Hey, D.
从头开始做一段节拍
Fuck it, man. Hey, let's make a beat from scratch.
去他妈的
Fuck this nigga.
等等
Wait.
♪允许我做个自我介绍♪
♪ Allow me to tell y'all what I'm 'bout ♪
♪就像吃饭你得先订座♪
♪ Like a dinner, you got reservations ♪
♪但我要生吞所有质疑♪
♪ But I'm 'bout to eat up all the doubt ♪
♪我是一朵花让我发芽♪
♪ Hey, come on, I'm a flower, let me sprout ♪
♪我就像刚从动漫展里走出来一样♪
♪ Lookin' like I'm straight out of Comic-Con ♪
♪骨瘦如柴的唐在斋月节饿着肚子♪
♪ Scrawny Don, hungry, Ramadan ♪
♪我妈妈错了她觉得我没工作♪
♪ My mama wrong, she don't think I got a job ♪
♪但我赚的大钱就像帕尔马干酪一样白花花♪
♪ But I'm-a make great cheese like Parmesan, I'm hardly on ♪
♪租金已付♪
♪ But the rent paid ♪
♪因为你知道下♥体♥的暖流我来了月经♪
♪ 'Cause you know the pussy flow good, I menstruate ♪
♪如果我们一开始就出师不利♪
♪ If we got off on the wrong foot like Bengay ♪
♪因为我比娘们儿要高男人的尊严♪
♪ It's because I'm higher than a bitch, men's pay ♪
♪说唱歌♥手以为他们很酷擤擤鼻涕♪
♪ Rappers thinkin' that they hot, blow your nose ♪
♪不是这样我从没和男人打过架♪
♪ Motherfuckers, it's not, I ain't never fought a man ♪
♪在我的生活里我只和♪
♪ In my life, I have only slept with ♪
♪四个女生睡过但你仍能理解♪
♪ Four different girls, still you could get it, though ♪
♪抓住每一次机会来吃点鸡肉♪
♪ Get every crevice, though, come on some chicken ♪
♪就像新鲜的马苏里拉奶酪黑妞真不错♪
♪ Like fresh mozzarella, hella good Ebonics ♪
♪我觉得像漫画一样我的妞儿奶♥子♥都很大♪
♪ I think like a comic, my females got bombs ♪
♪坐在她们身上她们就像圣♥战♥者一样♪
♪ On their body like they were jihadists ♪
♪我的性♥欲♥就像魔术师约翰逊在蚊子旁边一样可怕♪
♪ And my libido is scary like Magic Johnson near mosquitoes ♪
♪我很有战术来来回♥回♥♪
♪ Mm, I'm tactical, I'm back and forth ♪
♪从行为木讷到为你说唱吸引诱惑你♪
♪ From actin' dull to rappin' for you, attractin', lurin' ♪
♪帮派建立了音轨录上了♪
♪ The faction formin', the track's recorded, it's about ♪
♪把我放在货架上就像时尚商店一样♪
♪ To put me on the racks like a fashion store ♪
♪我只想要一个让我在工作日操她的女孩♪
♪ I just want a girl let me hit it on a workday ♪
♪我觉得我的鸡♥巴♥自从一年级开始♪
♪ I don't think my dick has grown at all ♪
♪就没有变长我要做个蛋糕♪
♪ Since the first grade, I'm make the cake ♪
♪带着礼物像过生日一样♪
♪ With my gifts like a birthday ♪
♪用我的歌♥词分开就像两条跑道♪
♪ Separatin' with my lines like two lanes ♪
♪我不想得格莱美奖我得过两次♪
♪ I don't want a Grammy, bro, I got two ♪
♪这是陈年往事条形图比饼状图更能说明问题♪
♪ And they're fairly old, stay with more bars than a graph ♪
♪我是班上顶尖的与一个光着屁♥股♥的小姑娘♪
♪ I'm on top of the class, hop in a bath with a bad ♪
♪一起泡澡我让她很开心♪
♪ Little lady with ass, I'm makin' her laugh, the neck ♪
♪她的脖子像小长颈鹿快速摇摆让我持久♪
♪ Like a baby giraffe, shakin' it fast, makin' it last ♪
♪仇敌积聚说我的坏话就像八年级的学生♪
♪ Haters amass, sayin' I'm bad, it's like an eighth grader ♪
♪在课上训练一样这是痴迷与亵渎♪
♪ Trainin' the class, it's crazy and blasphemous ♪
♪我要把他们劈成两半创造出自己的路♪
♪ I'm 'bout to break 'em in half, I'm makin' my path ♪
♪我浑浑噩噩地等待着我的假期♪
♪ I'm waitin' on my break like a cast, somebody get a boy ♪
♪有人给孩子找了份工作他有力量和速度♪
♪ A gig, he got drive and flash. ♪
就像闪存盘
Like a flash drive.
他有两下子
He kind of tight.
利尔·迪基的马子如果你在听
Hey, Lil Dicky bitch, if you listening,
今晚用你的巧舌打败他吧
hit him with that slickness tonight!
逼不要太干
None of that dry shit.
明天之前别用新的避孕措施宝贝
Don't take that birth control till tomorrow, baby.
你发上去了吗
Did you post that already?
拜托别发你发了吗
Please don't post that. Did you post it?
发了
Yeah.
我累了兄弟
Hey, I'm tired, bro.
我们走吧
I'm going. Let's go.
等等你们要去哪儿
Wait, where are you guys going?
我们要去欧洲
Oh, we got a quick Europe run.
几周之后就回来
We'll be back in a few weeks.
几周之后什么意思合作怎么办
A few weeks? What do you mean? What about the verse?
没事没事
Oh. Oh, nah, nah.
我回来之后会处理好的
We'll take care of that when I get back.