说唱王戴夫

Dave S01E02

Part 3 April 5, 2020, 5:35 p.m.

♪当我说唱时他正在天堂看着我♪
♪ As I rap this song, he looks down on me ♪
什么
What?!
♪他现在在打篮球♪
♪ He's playing ball right now ♪
♪和天勾贾巴尔一起♪
♪ With Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ♪
♪不对他还活着♪
♪ Well, he's not, he's still alive ♪
♪等会美职篮里哪个球员死了来着♪
♪ Hold on, who died in the NBA? ♪
♪是岚·拜亚斯♪
♪ Len Bias ♪
要让人们把打火机举到空中吗
Or-- This-- Or lighters in the sky?
老哥没有打火机都是十岁小孩
No lighters, brother. Ten-year-old kids.
-有道理 -而且还是葬礼
- Good point. - At a funeral.
没错
Right.
♪家长们把你们的打火机举在空中♪
♪ Parents, put your lighters in the sky ♪
♪如果你们抽烟的话♪
♪ If you're a smoker ♪
♪孩子们左右摇摆你的手♪
♪ Kids, wave your hands side to side ♪
♪如果你们都爱约翰我们到此享乐♪
♪ If you loved J-O-H-N, we came to have fun ♪
♪但也为了缅怀♪
♪ But mourn ♪
我这辈子都没听过这么烂的歌♥
This is the worst shit I've ever heard in my fucking life.
我该怎么办我该怎么编这首歌♥ 约翰
How do I make this, how do I make this song, John?
盖塔
我来了哥们
很好盖塔来了正是时候
Excellent. Gata's here. Perfect timing.
老哥你为什么总是邀请他来
Bro, why do you always invite this man?
他很能启发我的灵感
He's incredibly inspiring,
让我感觉自己是最正统的说唱歌♥手
and makes me feel like my truest rapper self.
为什么
Why is that?
因为他很酷
'Cause he's, like, cool.
只是酷吗
Just cool?
没错没错非常酷
Yeah. What do you-- Yeah. Very cool,
-而且他 -是黑人吗
- and, like, he's-- it's, like, he's... - Black?
他是黑人吗
He's, like, black, maybe?
你才是黑人
You're black.
在这方面你为我做的比盖塔差远了
And you don't do nearly what Gata does for me in this regard.
那我究竟让你感觉如何呢
How do I make you feel, then?
像是负担或者麻烦
Like a burden or a nuisance.
行吧我们俩就不带你去吃东西了
Fine, we're getting food without you, then.
他爸给我发了封邮件但是格式很奇怪
His dad sent me an e-mail, but the format's so weird,
我本来想在手♥机♥上看完但是我根本看不懂
I tried to pull it off of my phone, I can't even read it.
-就像 -你知道手♥机♥都是人造的
- It's like... - Well, you know cell phones is man-made, bro.
来吧别挑三拣四的了这个芝士牛肉三明治
Come on, stop tripping, and this cheesesteak,
绝对好吃到爆
this cheesesteak about to be bomb.
希望如此吧我来自费城[芝士牛肉三明治是费城特色小吃]I hope so. I'm from Philly.
这里最好有合我口味的面包
Better have the right bread in here.
我要个热狗
Hey, let me get a hot dog.
-热狗吗 -没错
- A hot dog? - Yeah.
等等你是不是利尔·迪基
Wait. Aren't you Lil Dicky?
真是你啊兄弟
Oh, come on, man.
-我最近刚刚听说你 -很好欢迎
- I just got put on to you. - Great, welcome.
-我在YG的照片墙看到你了 -是啊
- I saw what you did on YG's Instagram. - Yeah.
-老兄你真厉害 -牛逼
- Bro, you snapped. - Fire.
绝对牛逼
I mean, straight fire.
太好了
Yes!
-我都不知道你的歌♥词写得那么好 -是啊
- Yo, I didn't know you had bars like that, bro. - Yeah.
你就像个真正的说唱歌♥手
Like, you like... a real rapper.
没错
Yeah.
我知道这三明治没有费城那么正宗不过
I know it's not no Philly, but, hey.
他那句"你就像个真正的说唱歌♥手"是什么意思
What does he mean when he says, "You're like a real rapper"?
太侮辱人了
Like, that's so insulting.
你觉得他对奥福赛特说过同样的话吗
You think he'd ever tell Offset that he's like a real rapper?
新生代说唱歌♥手 Cardi B的前夫
如果奥福赛特戴着大金链子和首饰走进那家店
That nigga heart would've dropped if Offset
那家伙肯定会激动得连心都跳出来
walked in here bezeled out, like with an AP on and shit.
我该怎么在那个孩子的葬礼上说唱
How am I supposed to rap at this kid's funeral?
你信上帝吗
Do you believe in God, bro?
我不知道
I don't know.
我只相信其实没有人真正知道什么
You know, all I believe in is that no one knows anything.
我相信纯粹的无知
Like, I believe in sheer ignorance.
如果有人声称他们知道什么
Anybody that claims to know something,
就感觉怎么可能呢
it's, like, how could you?
我们是那么的无知
You know, we're so clueless.
你当然会这么想
Of course you think that way,
因为你养尊处优从没经历过苦难
'cause you privileged, bro. You never had no hardships.
有意思你是说我没有必要
That's interesting. So you're saying I didn't have to,
-依靠宗教因为 -没错
- like, lean on religion, 'cause... - Yeah.
你不用向你的神祈祷
You're not praying to your God.
你想要的都在你的眼前
Everything you ever wanted just, just right there
落入你的怀中
fell into your lap, bro.
这一切都让我感觉很奇怪
This is all-- I mean, this whole, it's all so weird.
你看看周围我都怀疑这一切是不是真的
Look around, like, what, like what, is this even real?
-就像你看这样 -你刚刚想干什么
- Like, like... do you... - what you 'bout to do?
我本来想摸一下你的脸也许我不该这么做
I was about to touch your face, but maybe I shouldn't have?
你得心怀信仰迪基
Have some faith, LD.
在我看来造物主做得很出色
Whoever made this planet is doing a great job to me, brah.
我不知道是上帝真♥主♥
I don't know if it's God, Allah...
安♥拉♥胡阿克巴阿克巴到底是谁
Allah Akbar, who's, who's Akbar?
是穆♥斯♥林♥神的姓吗
Is that God's last name in Muslim?
我也不知道但"愿你平安" 我的朋友
I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend.
谢谢
Thank you.
你得好好说唱一番给他们露两手
Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off on the mic, period.
♪也许什么也没有♪
♪ Or, like not even, maybe there's nothing ♪
♪也许约翰知道的♪
♪ Maybe John knows even less than his ♪
♪比他坐在前排的蠢表亲还少♪
♪ Dumb cousin in the front row gettin' it in ♪
♪也许他在欧洲寻思着半岛电视台到底是个啥♪
♪ Maybe he's in Europe, like, what the heck is Al Jazeera? ♪
♪也许约翰是只鸽子♪
♪ Maybe John's a dove ♪
♪也许他是头牛♪
♪ Maybe he's a cow ♪
♪也许他是一块土壤♪
♪ Maybe he's a piece of soil ♪
♪或是一个分子♪
♪ Or a molecule ♪
♪对于重生转世有些选择♪
♪ Reincarnation, some things would be cooler ♪
♪显然要比其他更好约翰想成为什么呢♪
♪ Than other things, what would John wanna be? ♪
♪我觉得他会成为我♪
♪ He'd be me, I think ♪
♪他现在就在我体内吗♪
♪ Is he in me now? ♪
♪约翰去世了♪
♪ John's gone ♪
这句要重复哼唱
So that's like the hook.
♪约翰去世了♪
♪ John's gone ♪
我觉得我最后会这么唱
I think I would end it...
♪约翰去世了♪
♪ John's gone... ♪
♪约翰去世了♪
♪ John's gone. ♪
我打算
And that's how
就这么表演
I intend on doing it.
就是这样了
So, that's it, you know.
你们觉得怎么样喜欢吗
What did you think? Did you like it?
就是
Just...
-这 -我挺喜欢的
- It's... - Yeah, I did.
你们是真的觉得这首歌♥很适合在葬礼上演唱
You actually thought it was the perfect thing for this event
还是你们只是想看我出丑
or you loved it because you're looking forward
才喜欢这首歌♥
to me humiliating myself?
这我就不确定了
That I'm unsure of.
这首歌♥有趣吗
Was it funny?
绝对有趣
Yes.
很有意思
Yeah!
是不是有趣过头了
Is it too funny?
-这很 -没有
- It's hard... - No.
难说
to say.
我真希望自己能够更了解
I wish I had, like, more of an understanding of,
葬礼的空间构造和具体安排
like, the space and, like, the logistics of the event,
比如遗体在哪
like, where is the body,
从布局的角度来看这怎么可能
like, how is this even, like, from a layout perspective?
遗体不会出现在葬礼上
The body won't be there.
那我们整这一出是为了什么
Then what the hell are we even doing this for?
我们刚刚看到的是你表演的最终版本还是
Is this the final... product that we're seeing, or...?
这就是最终版本了
Yes, it's the final product.
我都准备了六个小时了
I'm doing it in, like, six hours.
-你到底 -好吧好吧对不起
- What do you... - Okay, okay, I'm sorry.